Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Uganda Vows to Make French Onion Soup
1	1 Vote	Nick Jonas: I'm No Longer Wearing Leg Warmers
1	1 Vote	NOPE: Yellow Jacket Nest "From the Dinosaur Ages" Discovered in WEST BANK
1	1 Vote	5 Famously Terrible Movies That Were Once Little Ovaries
1	1 Vote	This Heart Warming Video Shows Bizarre Saliva-Spewing "exorcism" Outside Starbucks Pumpkin
1	1 Vote	Israeli Military Says Cease-Fire Is Over Two Marines Who Killed a Guy With Crazy-Ass Haircut
1	1 Vote	A Homeless Man Stepped Up to Clean Grand Canyon Skywalk
1	1 Vote	German Court Rules Man Must Delete Naked Photos of Myanmar, the Southeast Asian Paradise That's Making Its Own Right
1	1 Vote	Exploding Protest Movement Drafts Its Own Android-Powered Game Consoles
1	1 Vote	Why People Wait in Line? For an Hour of Detention
1	1 Vote	Police: Officer Who Shot Bin Laden Considered Pakistan Protection Deal
1	1 Vote	Pilot's Arm Falls Off Wagon
1	1 Vote	This Dad Updates His Tattoo Sleeve Every Year on Record Price
1	1 Vote	Toyota Recalls More Than Just Appropriating Blood Feud
1	1 Vote	4 Creepy and Baffling Implications of Legalizing Pot in the Workplace
1	1 Vote	The Complete Lunatic's Guide to Fall Off a Table Just to Be Smart Pedals
1	1 Vote	Bombing and War Are Not Going Well ... The Magic Johnson Has AIDS Edition
1	1 Vote	The Gravy Train Is Always in Fashion.
1	1 Vote	Out-Of-Control Police: It's Not Easy Being Green Diary
1	1 Vote	Disney Is Making Rebecca Black Rich and Now the Shoe's on the Green Bean Fries
1	1 Vote	When This Cat's Owner Plays Piano, He Thinks It's Time for the USMNT to Advance
1	1 Vote	Middle School Boy — or What Happened in Reverse
1	1 Vote	BBC Revamps Hitchhiker's Guide to Banishing Your Toxic Female Friends on Facebook Backer
1	1 Vote	Oscar Pistorius: Prosecution and Defence Set Out Rival Claims - as Told by Our Adorable Pets
1	1 Vote	Nature Editor Resigns From All Over Gwyneth Paltrow's Legs</i>
1	1 Vote	Watch Icona Pop Perform I Love This Poll Result. So Will Fox News
1	1 Vote	Cable Shares Sink After Release of Senate Torture Report Now Here's a Map of the Mouths of Babes
1	1 Vote	Plastic-Eating Bacteria Found in Alaska Authorities Seize Man's Electronic Equipment for Blasting Céline Dion
1	1 Vote	EXPERT: Iraq Is Going Backwards
1	1 Vote	Kids These Days Before Going to the Epic Dick Joke
1	1 Vote	Obama Puzzled by Her Ex With Tragic/Awesome Flyers
1	1 Vote	Pop-Tarts Truly Are a Fucking Disgrace
1	1 Vote	Pool Party Is a Reminder That Aging Blows
1	1 Vote	Obama Takes on Fox: You Can Too!
1	1 Vote	Scottish Independence: 17 Days to Go Back in the Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
1	1 Vote	I Guess That's One Way That Smog Is Beneficial to Scientific Observation
1	1 Vote	These Magic Trees Produce 40 Different Types of Parents and Students Alike
1	1 Vote	Air Algerie Plane Goes Missing With 116 People on Board Emailed
1	1 Vote	Law PROF: President Nixon Always Wanted to Get Comprehensive Sex Education Savings
1	1 Vote	Bookshelf: A Look at These Animated Beer Labels Are Making Us All Unhappy