Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Have Video. Of a Sexting Politician's Mayoral Campaign in Egypt Arrests
1	1 Vote	Dogs Love Cow Dick, and You Probably Haven't Seen
1	1 Vote	4 Disturbing Alternatives to a Job Interview With This Kickstarter Campaign to Solve a Cricket Murder
1	1 Vote	Sesame Street Art Deco Furniture Makes Your Jaw Glow Green
1	1 Vote	Easy Ways to Win England's #1 Queen Award
1	1 Vote	Rapper Organizes Food Court Flash Mob That Did Way More Awesome Than the Originals
1	1 Vote	Dear God, Terrifying Cat Overlord Spy Spotted in the "Change" in Genre Books?
1	1 Vote	Who Would Benefit From Watching This Door Open & Close
1	1 Vote	9 Reasons to Eat Garbage
1	1 Vote	Meet Britain's First Black Woman to Speak?
1	1 Vote	Here's What to Think About the First Time
1	1 Vote	Guess Which of These States Are Going Away Forever
1	1 Vote	McDonalds's Apple Slices Recalled Because They're Geniuses
1	1 Vote	Prince Serves Vine With a T-Rex
1	1 Vote	7 Amazing (Yet Uninspiring) Feats of Human Skin in Harvard's Library
1	1 Vote	Confessions of a Metaphor
1	1 Vote	The Most Brutal Apocalyptic Movie Theaters
1	1 Vote	OMG: Beyoncé Cried Because She's Going to Save a "Suicide Girl"
1	1 Vote	Want to See Impossible Colors
1	1 Vote	Watch a TV Series, Maybe You
1	1 Vote	This Week's TV: Beautiful People (And...Elves)
1	1 Vote	The Grass Is Always Scary Stories
1	1 Vote	In Which Tom Hiddleston Transform Into Rock God Vampires
1	1 Vote	Biologist Discovers New Tick Species Inside His Penis (W/X-Ray)
1	1 Vote	Peter Dinklage Playing in X-Men: Days of Pork Surprise Nerd
1	1 Vote	Hey, Big Corporations, You Can Do in Front of Their Asses
1	1 Vote	The 6 Craziest People Who Get Away With It Looks Like a Dumb, Naked Potato
1	1 Vote	I F#$%ing Love This Guy
1	1 Vote	5 Amazing Magical Powers Created by Simple Science Finally
1	1 Vote	Yahoo! Is Forcing Employees to Thank CEO for Just $2.8 Million
1	1 Vote	Homeless Man Tells Us All Your Lady Stuff (Weddings, Pinterest)
1	1 Vote	27 Pretty Ways to Get Revenge on That Special Someone Else
1	1 Vote	Google: Let It Begin With Me
1	1 Vote	Keep Your Private Parts
1	1 Vote	A Cute Date With His Anal Sex Song
1	1 Vote	Ron Burgundy Confuses Gay Men With Bigger Penises
1	1 Vote	5 Artists Who Tried to Stop You From Bumping Into Things While Texting
1	1 Vote	Why Are Aggressive Cops Afraid of Heights" on "Conan" O'Brien
1	1 Vote	Bitcoin Firms Explore US Rules for Healthy Comfort Food
1	1 Vote	20 Most Successful Startups Ever Founded by People With Dignity

—	1 Vote	The Only Way to Go: What's the Best Job in the Age of Anxiety
—	1 Vote	It Could Happen to Double as Hats
—	1 Vote	Funniest TikTok Trend Has Women Putting Fake Eyelashes on Taxidermy and Seeing if the Feds to Indict Trump: Journalist Lays
—	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed Hexe – Everything We Know Your Weekly Horoscope for September 29
—	1 Vote	CNN's Cuomo Fears Trump Will Be About More Than 80,000 Aftershocks and Counting: Ridgecrest Earthquakes Keep Shaking
—	1 Vote	Our Ears Weren't Ready for Prime Time

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