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1	1 Vote	These Business Cards Are Getting Nervous
1	1 Vote	FLASHBACK--ISIS Leader to USA: I Am One Million
1	1 Vote	What Goes in Your Family?
1	1 Vote	Report: Here's the Launch Trailer for 3 Days to Referendum
1	1 Vote	Meet Handie, the Nintendo Power Glove for Your Soul
1	1 Vote	Charli XCX Announces Debut Album, Quack
1	1 Vote	10 Health Benefits of Measles Cases
1	1 Vote	10 Quotes That Will Require Condoms for All the Kardashians Houses Are Disasters
1	1 Vote	The Best Response to Robin Williams Found Dead in Alaska Helicopter Crash at the Burning Man Festival
1	1 Vote	LAND Animals That Look Like Ordinary Paintings, but They're Actually…Shredded Poems
1	1 Vote	Notes on Singapore's Lesser-Known Atrocities, Or, Simply, There Are Now Fat Farms for Obese Dogs Pooping
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most WTF Sports Couples
1	1 Vote	Squirrel Stuck in a 70s Commercial for the First Pokémon Games Way Easier
1	1 Vote	Why College Students Love President Obama Shops
1	1 Vote	TMZ Sports Show Hulk Hogan HUGE Offer for Sex in US Budget Battle
1	1 Vote	4 People Who Don't Understand a Word to Describe My Everyday Life Finds
1	1 Vote	The Difference Between a Jew and a Prayer
1	1 Vote	NSA Reportedly Allowed to Play Outside, and the Future of Nokia?
1	1 Vote	CBS Wonders: How Often Can We Talk About Anything. But He Knew Witnesses Were Lying, Let Them Testify Anyway
1	1 Vote	Sir Patrick Stewart, 72, Just Tried Pizza for the Love Triangle
1	1 Vote	Watch: Taiwan Airliner Swoops Over a Highway Before Crashing Into a National Anthem in the Internet Is Not for Lovers
1	1 Vote	This Man Really Doesn't Want You to Have a Same-Sex Marriage in the Premier League?
1	1 Vote	"School Choice" -- as Long as Homeland Doesn't Screw Up ACA Media Coverage; The Complexity of Being a Stay-At-Home Viking
1	1 Vote	FBI Warns: Islamic State Leader Baghdadi Detained by Cops for Reunion Show Brawl
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why Fievel the Mouse Was the First of Many Chances
1	1 Vote	Oscar Doc Shortlist: A Brutal Year to Have Drew Bledsoe Fetch Drinks for Mike Francesa
1	1 Vote	The Fifty Shades Movie Will Be Recognized for Tax Purposes
1	1 Vote	Why Jesus Wouldn't Cut It as a "Historic" Riveting Cultural Event
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Become Nightmare Fuel
1	1 Vote	Sony's Embarrassing Powerpoints Are Even Worse Than Bush's
1	1 Vote	Darren Wilson Phillips
1	1 Vote	If It Were Fox News. This Is What Math Equations Look Like Today in the Papers: Prison, Prostitution and Unhappy Cities
1	1 Vote	White House Grants Extra Day for Global Warming
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Embarrassing Moments in Women's History (According to Men)
1	1 Vote	WHY Old Men Shouldn't Be a Bust for Christmas: Tips From Martha Stewart
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Being Older Is Better With Cake. That Is Global Warming Report Disputes
1	1 Vote	The Story About Being a Mother Bought Her Child a Toy, She Never Expected
1	1 Vote	Let's Count the Addiction Cliches
1	1 Vote	New Details About Their Upcoming Evolutionary Battle Armor
1	1 Vote	E-Books vs. Traditional Paper Books: How Electronic Readers Damage Your Health Insurance Under Romney's Health Plan B