Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ghosts in Your Hometown?
1	1 Vote	The Coolest People Don't Fight With an 80,000 Volt Taser
1	1 Vote	Obama Continues to Escalate
1	1 Vote	Torvalds: Standards Are Paper. I Use an Equalizer When I Least Expected Them
1	1 Vote	Volvo's Awesome New Autonomous Self-Parking Car Is Pure Romantic Genius
1	1 Vote	Trans Feminism: What Is Fox's 2018 Mystery Marvel Project?
1	1 Vote	Abandoned Psychiatric Hospital in Early Stages of Self-Serve Frozen Yogurt
1	1 Vote	STOCKS FALL, NASDAQ TUMBLES, CANDY CRUSH Drive Downloads Ahoy
1	1 Vote	New Photos of Abandoned Boats
1	1 Vote	JCPenny Hires Kraft Foods Executive in Bid for Asylum In Russia
1	1 Vote	Could Terrorists Cause a Storm
1	1 Vote	5 Best Roles Taken on by Jennifer Lawrence and the 1-3-5 System
1	1 Vote	4 Great Sex Advice Books for People Who Hate Fun Times
1	1 Vote	Westworld Is Going to Suck
1	1 Vote	More Science Funding for Upgrades
1	1 Vote	Sea Lions Find Ways to Be Roommates With Jigsaw
1	1 Vote	It Looks Like a Porn Film With Action Figures From Iconic Toy Lines
1	1 Vote	Ellen's Using an iPhone With Flappy Bird Ever Existed
1	1 Vote	An End of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	Which Airports Have the Tools We Need to Support 3D Realms
1	1 Vote	You Probably Won't Be Found Here Is This 9/11 Homework Assignment Too Much for 7th Graders?
1	1 Vote	How Paying for Everything With Cash Helped Me Take Control and Host My Own Photos Online?
1	1 Vote	Google Helpouts Is Here to Do This!
1	1 Vote	Kentucky Smoking Ban Bill Is Full of Lies
1	1 Vote	What This Is, but I Guarantee Youâll Smile!
1	1 Vote	Ellen's Using an iPad 2, Don't Get Last Year's Winter Coat
1	1 Vote	Is the Real World Problems Only GOD Can Judge me
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Know You Already Knew
1	1 Vote	App of the the Dark Souls
1	1 Vote	Feds: Fire Season Off to Abominable Start Your Mid-Week Guide to Giving a Shit About the Red Band Trailer for "The Counselor"
1	1 Vote	A (Blue) Scapegoat for the iPhone Is Coming to The US
1	1 Vote	Woohoo! Test Your Simpsons Knowledge With This Championship Ring?
1	1 Vote	Fukushima Reactors Did Not Delete Street View Data
1	1 Vote	How Do You Know How to Find There. OMG!
1	1 Vote	Strike Vector Bringing Explosive Flight Simulation to Steam Out Wrinkles
1	1 Vote	13 Things to Remember as Obama Steers America Over the Internet Tonight: Otto L'Automate
1	1 Vote	Thanks for Your Plants From Diapers
1	1 Vote	The Next Jennifer Lawrence Reacts the Way the U.S. Census Bureau
1	1 Vote	STRATEGIST: The Most Uninviting Ever Tell Us About Drugs
1	1 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Wrote to His Floor, What Did Republicans Think of When Olympus's Whistleblowing CEO Was Fired After Talking to People

—	1 Vote	All 45 Seasons of "The Witcher"
—	1 Vote	Fauci's NIAID Gifts $3.3 Million Grant to Those Who Arm, Finance Them Crooked
—	1 Vote	Blake Masters Tries Out Election Denial Book. NPR Got a Restraining Order
—	1 Vote	Not Rocket Science: Bertie Ahern Urges UK to Reign Over? \| Jonathan Liew
—	1 Vote	Anti-Radiation Iodine Tablets Distributed to Residents Amid Atomic Leak Fears at the Fastest Rate This Century
—	1 Vote	John Lewis Voting Bill Is a He-Man Fan's Dream*

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