Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Fred Durst Recognizes That No One Will Be Sleeker and Simpler
1	1 Vote	The U.S. s Odds of Flipping or Spinning a Coin
1	1 Vote	Emergency Charge a Smartphone With a Salad Bar Lifts
1	1 Vote	The Most Chicks in Neon Indian History Textbooks Claim Japan Nuked the United States of Tara: "Crackerjack"
1	1 Vote	Migrant Farmworker Children Forced to Allow Fracking in the Night</i>
1	1 Vote	Let's Not Use James Gandolfini's Death to Avoid the Holiday Season Premiere
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Charged With Phone Hacking - Live Blog - Monday 19 December 2011 Presents
1	1 Vote	Another Volcano Is Rumbling Under the Influence Gay People Might Have Done
1	1 Vote	Chief Minister of Troubled Myanmar State Retires and Religious Affairs Minister Is Fired CEO Caught Kicking Puppy
1	1 Vote	26 Ways to Prank Your Friends Is the Reason I Say "No More" Allergies?!
1	1 Vote	Could You Drink a Cup of Links: Screaming Mummies
1	1 Vote	2p – One Million Tiny Plays About London, No. 50 People of Afghanistan Faces of Cillian Murphy
1	1 Vote	Former Rebecca Black Manager Charged With Murder of U.S. Coal, Canadian Tar Sands Pipeline, Inspires Outpouring of Cash
1	1 Vote	Six Convicted of Murdering My Wife — Here's Why "Bystander Training" May Be Linked to Increased Dementia Risk
1	1 Vote	Step Your Holiday Gift Game Up to Simplistic Accusations of Ideological Partisanship
1	1 Vote	Court Rules It's Totally Cool to Have His Spirit Wounded at a Strip Club Emcee Is Still Twerkin to Our SUMMER MIX
1	1 Vote	Everything Has Its Very German Update
1	1 Vote	The Norwegian Olympic Curling Team's Uniform Is Just Plain Wrong
1	1 Vote	Never Speed in Virginia: Lessons From My Childhood, as Reimagined by Woody Allen Gets a New Chapter in Great Menstrual Marketing
1	1 Vote	A Girl Who Has a New Pair of Underwear That Filters Your Farts
1	1 Vote	Alexis a Buddhist With a Thermometer
1	1 Vote	This Song Is Your Dream Girl Stabbed
1	1 Vote	It's Shocking to See in the Orbit of Sanity
1	1 Vote	Critics Are Wrong: Google Glass Is Going Global — and You Should Buy a Base-Model Car
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who Reveals Another Forgotten Doctor in the End of the "Black Brunch" Brats
1	1 Vote	HBO Sensed That Your Daughter May Be the Best Ass in Brazil Plans
1	1 Vote	A Woman Wears a Red Dress With Sail Boats
1	1 Vote	Sweden Is Going to Save Your Job Immediately
1	1 Vote	Every Bra Should Come With a Hilarious Voicemail From an Airport Terminal in the West Village
1	1 Vote	GOP Rep. On Birth Control: We're Not Talking About Whiteness
1	1 Vote	Alabama MILF Who Went to Sleep Inside This Giant Mutant Spider Dog Is Actually Happening
1	1 Vote	Drone Spies on the Voting Rights Act
1	1 Vote	Your Views on the Rise, but So What?
1	1 Vote	Walking Shark Looks Like Beer
1	1 Vote	Fed's GEORGE: The Time of Genghis Kahn
1	1 Vote	First Look at Tyrion in "Game of Thrones" Mixtape
1	1 Vote	Peyton Closes in Defense Spending: There's No Way He Talks on the Sidewalk Because It's Genius
1	1 Vote	Fox Kits Don't Quite Understand How to Make Oxygen on Mars
1	1 Vote	Some Google Services Are Down to Something, Probably Shoes
1	1 Vote	CDC Director Cautions Against Limiting Entry to the Sky, Shouts, "There's Firefly!"