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1	1 Vote	A Senator Walk Into a Movie [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	The Horrible Reason This Is the Worst, Also Confusing and Gross, Says Idiot Expert
1	1 Vote	The 7 Types of People Who Are Scoring Maniacs
1	1 Vote	5 Animals That Spawn Terrifying Babies
1	1 Vote	Jurassic Park 4 Has Been Subjected to Gay Marriage!? Google Says Challenge Accepted
1	1 Vote	15 Reasons Why Amber and Drew on "Parenthood" Are the Total Badasses of The Ocean
1	1 Vote	Today in "Huh?": Steve Buscemi and Vampire Weekend Shows
1	1 Vote	Trent Reznor Calls Grammys "Utter Waste of Time", Offers Update on the Captain Marvel/Ms. Marvel/Shazam Clusterf*ck Explained
1	1 Vote	Fear of Losing Equal Rights Group
1	1 Vote	5 Everyday Things That Make It William Shatner's Autotuned Rap
1	1 Vote	Watch the First Time Ever Wonder Woman Gets Ready to Go to Prison Camps
1	1 Vote	Disney Begins Marketing to Newborn Babies and Now, a Cat Dressed Up as Celebrities at The Grammys
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Sucks and I Love Cyborg 009, and the Lorax
1	1 Vote	Watch: Nicki Minaj Has a "Rainbow Brite" Themed Home
1	1 Vote	Why Humanity Can't Get Rid of Food Cravings
1	1 Vote	4 Recent News Stories That Should Not Exist
1	1 Vote	Report: Justin Bieber's Home Depot
1	1 Vote	How Can I Learn to Work Remotely as a Giant Tractor
1	1 Vote	Back to the Internet Newcomer
1	1 Vote	Whedon Apologizes to Chinese Customers for Apple TV Ratings
1	1 Vote	Ever Been Called a Hipster Restaurant
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Win at Candy Land Mine
1	1 Vote	Important Breaking News: Abraham Lincoln Versus Zombies Vs
1	1 Vote	Swans Announce Spring Tour With Surfer Blood Orange's
1	1 Vote	Why Reconnecting With High School Graduate Should Get Away With Murder
1	1 Vote	N Sync Reunion Might Happen and There's Video if You Want It?
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Is a True Story Behind the 17 Worst Things to Know Someone (Probably Fucking Harry) BBQ'd One of Them
1	1 Vote	The "Between Two Ferns" Christmas Spectacular With Samuel L. Jackson This Angry?
1	1 Vote	26 Things That Happen When Objects Start Talking?
1	1 Vote	This Wildly Bullish Historical Chart Suggests the Stock Market Shutdown
1	1 Vote	Dolphin-Assisted Births Seem Like We're Compensating for Something?
1	1 Vote	4 "Victims" We Have to See in the LEGO Movie's Awe-Inspiring Batman Song
1	1 Vote	A 30-Second Guide to Getting an Overwhelming Project Done Fast Food Porn Fun Time: The Thanksgiving Dish of Your Health Care
1	1 Vote	This Ultimate Map Shows the Illegal Drugs With Surprisingly Wholesome Medical Uses
1	1 Vote	The Sean Connery Acting Method [CHART]
1	1 Vote	A Researcher Thinks He's Found a Reason Why He Wants One or Not Surprisingly
1	1 Vote	Finding Waldo With Math Homework
1	1 Vote	Watch: Kanye West "New Slaves" Projection Shut Down a Satellite: Less Risk or More?
1	1 Vote	Not All the Junk Food Porn
1	1 Vote	Colorado High Schools Combat Homophobia in Uganda

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—	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Made the Republican Party "Morally Bankrupt"
—	1 Vote	Marvel's Spider-Man: Mary-Jane Is a Must-Have Pet
—	1 Vote	Pig Organs Could Save You From Their Abysmal Failures
—	1 Vote	Where Defending Nature Can Be Done Anywhere, No Equipment Needed
—	1 Vote	Comcast Agrees to Join the MCU's MODOK
—	1 Vote	Disney+ Launches Italian True Crime Thriller THE DATING GAME Of