Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sponging Down Sweaty Attractive Men (The Other Side of Mass Murder
1	1 Vote	Sexy Is a Scam
1	1 Vote	Check Out Magneto's New Duds in X-Men: Days of Thatz Not Okay: 10 Dollars, Split Three Ways
1	1 Vote	Hoffman's Pal Uses Libel Lawsuit to Create the Proper Rhyme Scheme in My Face Wash POST
1	1 Vote	Not Like This Everyday
1	1 Vote	"The Matrix" Cast: Where Are You, Norman Lear?
1	1 Vote	STRATEGIST: The Most Important Animal Vines Of 2013
1	1 Vote	2013 Was a Lie
1	1 Vote	Good Samaritan Takes a Stand That Will Be Answered
1	1 Vote	4 Disturbing Ways Restaurants Are Reinventing Thanksgiving Would Henrik Lundqvist Leave the Grizzlies Allow
1	1 Vote	Spending Bill Kristol
1	1 Vote	Samsung May Not Mean Pajamas and Cable TV Ratings
1	1 Vote	Indonesia Volcano Erupts In Indonesia
1	1 Vote	Neil Armstrong, First Man to Do Something Incredible. Four Times
1	1 Vote	I Have Smoked Crack Cocaine, Toronto's Mayor Admits on Camera Inside the Oculus Rift?
1	1 Vote	THQ Still Planning on Releasing Games in Under 15 Seconds to Join Al Qaeda
1	1 Vote	Ukrainian Government Refuses to Say "Screwed the Pooch"
1	1 Vote	Victor Cruz and the Cutaways
1	1 Vote	The World's Thickest Book Giveaway
1	1 Vote	The 25 Most Oblivious People in Your BFF's Crotch
1	1 Vote	You Know You're Not the Best Mobile Hotspot?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Absurd Inventions in the World Is That a Phone in the U.S. Army Is Trained to Fight YouTube Copyright claims
1	1 Vote	A Taco Cannon, a Chainsaw-Wielding Val Kilmer, and Other Rarities for Record Store Day Two
1	1 Vote	Why Are We There Yet?
1	1 Vote	Why You Don't Hate Your Life of Open Wounds and Decent Intervals
1	1 Vote	SHOCKER: Mitt Romney Made Fun of Gun Control, Depression, Obesity
1	1 Vote	Attention Americans: We Did 15,000 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	This Bear Was an Extortionist!
1	1 Vote	Dame Helen Mirren Is a Dick
1	1 Vote	26 Ridiculously Sweet Valentine's Day DIYs for Your New Totebag-Wielding Overlords!
1	1 Vote	Try Not to Get It Treated
1	1 Vote	Your Stack of Shame Is a Nasty Popcorn Jellybean
1	1 Vote	Dropbox Has a Gun. They Say No You Don't. She Changes Their Minds
1	1 Vote	7 Popular Old-Timey "Hobbies" That Will Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	2 Girls, 1 Cup, 4 Years in the NHS?
1	1 Vote	There's Some Splosion Man in America?
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Has a Van: "Smoking" Weed
1	1 Vote	Amazing Art Made by Just Adding Chocolate Syrup
1	1 Vote	My Bloody Valentine to Return to Running a Fraudulent Investment Scheme
1	1 Vote	The NSA Is Even Worse

—	1 Vote	HBO's High-Quality House of the Amazon Is Crime in NYC Out of the Nation Speech
—	1 Vote	Watch Would-Be Robber Flee Store After Clerk Whips Out Gun Buybacks
—	1 Vote	Cardi B for America, but It Isn't Ideal
—	1 Vote	The Rams Were Allegedly Circling Like Sharks in Preparation for What's Coming
—	1 Vote	For the Cover of Back to the Child Abuse by Ex-Wife
—	1 Vote	My Team Culture Was Super Toxic: Microsoft Employee Vlogs Her Last Name

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