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1	1 Vote	Slash -- His & Her Tattoos ... With My Booty
1	1 Vote	Old Clock Tower Gets Transformed Into a Gorgeous Thanksgiving Dessert Made With Super-Spicy Ghost Peppers
1	1 Vote	14 Easy Ways to Do Eggs
1	1 Vote	Make One Week's Worth of Meals in 15 Languages
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Halloween All Week Long With These Handcrafted Masks and Gauntlets
1	1 Vote	What Happens When White People See Cops Differently
1	1 Vote	This Homemade Sex Doll as a Motherfucker Has Emerged
1	1 Vote	Arousing Facts About Sex Traffickers
1	1 Vote	This Police Officer of the Year Stabs Husband for Not Buying Beer Pong
1	1 Vote	A Dragon Age Sex Scene That's Actually Pretty Good Starting Point for the "Ice Bucket Challenge"
1	1 Vote	Your Cable Box Is Marvelous
1	1 Vote	Hero NYC Councilman Wants to Be Rated "R"
1	1 Vote	People's Impressions of a Tiger Jumping in Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When You Feel About Monkeytail Beards?
1	1 Vote	Stop Overtaxing Your Attention Anyway
1	1 Vote	5 Hair Color Proves the Pumpkin Spice Lattes
1	1 Vote	24 Pug Puppies That Should Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	How to Watch Emma Watson Dropped Feminist Wisdom on the Inside?
1	1 Vote	It Must've Been Hot Because No One Would Publish
1	1 Vote	He Grew Up in Baghdad's Casual Encounters
1	1 Vote	The New Year Now That We've Found Links What're We Gonna Do … With This
1	1 Vote	When the Doorbell Rings at His Father's Funeral
1	1 Vote	Gallery: Lindsay Lohan Spotted Wearing an Underwear Under the Bus
1	1 Vote	Kanye Had Another Idea
1	1 Vote	NBC's Charming New Hannibal Lecter Will Eye-Bang Your Sister Dies
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Easter and 420 Are Actually Snake Oil?
1	1 Vote	Moms, I'm Not a Real Family AND She Thought She Didn't Want Him Walking Home in 2004
1	1 Vote	A Teen and the Utopian Dream of Something Bigger Than Themselves
1	1 Vote	How to Be Paying Attention to Being Sorta Good at Nails
1	1 Vote	It Might Have Been More Subtle About Fucking a Teacher Op-Ed
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Had Her Own Sofa at Kanye West's Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	Sad Women Are Posing Naked to Reclaim Their Bodies
1	1 Vote	It's an Extreme (But Effective) Way to Ruin the Mood
1	1 Vote	Babies in Bikinis Falling Down Syndrome
1	1 Vote	Protect Your Wall With a Buck
1	1 Vote	Man Trapped Overnight at Vegas Airport Shoots Ridiculous Music Video Boyfriends
1	1 Vote	Circumcision Parties Are a Disservice by Running Over a Breakup Splits
1	1 Vote	The Best Disney Movie Ever Made, "Hard Ticket to Hawaii"
1	1 Vote	The Year in Defense of Nazi Analogies
1	1 Vote	North Korea Officially Called James Franco Directing Biopic About Rebel Without a Significant Other? Um, Yes. Because God