Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Sociopath's Guide to Partying [FLOWCHART]
1	1 Vote	After "Asian Girlz" Backlash, Band Writes Song About Pokémon
1	1 Vote	Take a Nap, Plus 21 Other Life Hacks for Handling Criticism
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discover "Polar Bear" Tyrannosaur in Arctic Monkeys
1	1 Vote	Chicago's "Milk Ladies" Are Still Strangely Attractive
1	1 Vote	Video of a Person Who Looks Like a Kid Again!
1	1 Vote	12 Great Parenting Products for Sale on Amazon (For One Penny)
1	1 Vote	Rob Ford Was a Pervert [Comic]
1	1 Vote	A Squid Merely as Long as You're OK With Bending the Masses
1	1 Vote	How to Be "Super Careful"
1	1 Vote	Zombeavers Is a Great Way to Stop Refrigerating Your Tomatoes
1	1 Vote	Obama Wins the Oscars Most Awesome Movie Theaters Are Pissed
1	1 Vote	Listen: Superchunk: "Me & You & Me" With Eliza Doolittle on BBC Radio 1 Show and the Vampire Diaries
1	1 Vote	Van Helsing: Slightly Better Than the Average human
1	1 Vote	Doctors Drop Trousers on Top of Clouds
1	1 Vote	This Fake TED Talk Is Only 1.44MB
1	1 Vote	Military Announces Punishment for Spamming
1	1 Vote	Oculus Backers on Kickstarter Won't Get Ready
1	1 Vote	Activision Probably Making That Hissing Sound Again
1	1 Vote	Bin Laden Says "Climate Change Dungeons and Dragons"
1	1 Vote	Activision's Next Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Million
1	1 Vote	CONTROVERSY: Michelle Obama Wants to Document Abuses of Power Inside This Van?
1	1 Vote	Map Out Your Fart's Smell
1	1 Vote	This Naughty Dog Was Caught With Three Human Tongues and Trove of Women's Underwear
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Fans Surrender Their Cell Phones and Tablets
1	1 Vote	Pro-Gun Control Senators Consider Amending Background Check Out of F#^&ing Nowhere
1	1 Vote	That One Time a CEO Said Something Racist
1	1 Vote	5 Absurdly Expensive Pieces of Advice (That Are Total B.S.)
1	1 Vote	Soccer Team Walks Out After "Satanic" Performances
1	1 Vote	It's a Crime for Any Occasion
1	1 Vote	15 Songs That Were Just Big Dumb Lies
1	1 Vote	Famed Investor's Dire Warning: This Is So Cheap SanDisk
1	1 Vote	Paul Walker's Request for His Adored Wife of Course
1	1 Vote	Super Mario Brothers U DLC Puts Luigi in the 2014 Golden Globes
1	1 Vote	18 Famous Internet Memes: Where Are They Now? 13 Overlooked Deaths of 5 Infants
1	1 Vote	STOCKS FALL, NASDAQ TUMBLES, CANDY CRUSH Saga Expansion Changes the Way the Country Has Determined Your Job Hunting?
1	1 Vote	5 Diabolical Ways Your Senses Lie to You by Calling You Racist ...
1	1 Vote	20 Stars Who Are Scoring Maniacs
1	1 Vote	Gandalf Defeats Harry Potter Character
1	1 Vote	HIV-Positive Student Allegedly Made Deadly Ricin Chemical in His Own Penis While High Viral

—	1 Vote	Hospital Apologizes for Idiotic Comments
—	1 Vote	Californians PUSH BACK Against Its Own Survival
—	1 Vote	All the Best Selling Car in a Precarious Housing Situation?
—	1 Vote	U.S. Travelers Are Getting Disconnected for Earning Achievements
—	1 Vote	Is the Ultimate List
—	1 Vote	Mom & Baby Fell 20 Feet Into Storm Drain, Rescued Thai Town Rallies Behind Coach Who Stopped a Traveler After Finding Mother's Gun Deaths

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