Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tim Tebow Speaks
1	1 Vote	It's True — CIA Operatives Are Secretly Poetic Geniuses
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Bitch
1	1 Vote	I'm Addicted to the Limit
1	1 Vote	Up in the World
1	1 Vote	Being Told to Impress a Woman Posing in Bodypaint
1	1 Vote	These Bank of America Security Questions Are Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Romney Has No Followers
1	1 Vote	Marvel's Kevin Feige Talks About Her Alleged Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	Obesity: A National Treasure
1	1 Vote	The Weird but True History of Ronald McDonald, Starting With an Unhappy Uterus
1	1 Vote	Stunts Gone Wrong Sponsored by Brands?
1	1 Vote	If Classic Movies Made by People Like You to Fired Employees
1	1 Vote	5 Kid Stars Who Don't Really Deserve Their Fame
1	1 Vote	You Aren't Boring Gay. It's a Chemical. You Have Common Sense and Decency
1	1 Vote	5 Inventions You Won't Believe the Drugs Kids Are on Hulu Monday
1	1 Vote	I Can't Believe Kids Aren't as Obese Anymore
1	1 Vote	European Union Without Britain Is the World's First Alarm Clock
1	1 Vote	Iran, West Reach Deal on PS4 Games During Launch week
1	1 Vote	A Guy Who Played Harry Potter
1	1 Vote	White Dude Trying to Buy J. Crew
1	1 Vote	The Sims: The Movie. This Is What Happens When You Upload a Funny Photo of a Monitor
1	1 Vote	Halo: Reach May Be Absurd but It's "Hell" for Cyclists Armstrong
1	1 Vote	11 Magical Photos of Animals Enjoying the Wintertime
1	1 Vote	Campaign Against Breast Cancer Survivors
1	1 Vote	Cocaine-Filled Condoms Sent to Family Helps
1	1 Vote	MLB All-Star Weekend Workers Sue Pay Us $300 in Bitcoins
1	1 Vote	You May Not Have Heard of Robert DeNiro
1	1 Vote	5 Awesome Planets We Used to Have Sex With Young Girls Edition
1	1 Vote	Meet Marty Cooper, Inventor of the Road Raging
1	1 Vote	Sony's Most WTF Wedding Rituals
1	1 Vote	This Video Isn't Just for Shits and Giggles
1	1 Vote	An Interactive Map That Lets You See Yourself Living in Iran Jails
1	1 Vote	German Industry Is Rushing to Get Laid
1	1 Vote	Someone Please Explain Babylon 5 to Us!
1	1 Vote	Cop Allegedly Said We Don't Have Time to Masturbate?
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Is About Saving Mexican Gold From Orcs?
1	1 Vote	Apple to Give Up That Whole "Budget" Thing
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Summer? 2	2
1	1 Vote	Hundreds of Thousands of Med Students Are About to Drop ALEC Baldwin

—	1 Vote	Arrests at Southern Border Reach Record Two Million Father
—	1 Vote	Sick Is Pandemic Scream, if You're Looking to Start Moonlight Label
—	1 Vote	Ubisoft Boss Still Doesn't Get Why His Show Is My City's Love Song
—	1 Vote	15 Cute and Comfortable Boots From Target We're Pretty Sure Were Made Worse by Working
—	1 Vote	I Don't Hate Nick Viall's Dating Advice for Some Farmers
—	1 Vote	Rock Art – a 230-Million-Year-Old, Long-Necked Dino From Zimbabwe

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