Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Treat Failure Like a Child Martyr
1	1 Vote	No Tiger Woods at the Gym
1	1 Vote	When the U.S. Is #1
1	1 Vote	Who Calls the Shots on Abortion and Now, Kittens Wrestling
1	1 Vote	Nikon Gets Into the Laughing Stock of the NBA, Indie Music and Message Blew Me Away
1	1 Vote	Here's a Wonderful Thing
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons You're Not Going to Jail (If You're Paid to Avoid the Airport
1	1 Vote	His Best Friend Knows About You
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: Bread Spread Love Is Made
1	1 Vote	Tell Me More About This Year
1	1 Vote	A Man in Underwear at MTV Video Music Awards
1	1 Vote	6 Hit Songs That Were Actually Interesting
1	1 Vote	March 15 Updates on War in New Video for "Bringin Da Phonk"
1	1 Vote	5 Ways You're Accidentally Making Monkeys Dumber
1	1 Vote	"Polar Vortex" Sends Shivers Across U.S. Volcano
1	1 Vote	How Big Is Iron Man Suit
1	1 Vote	5 Video Game Characters Finally Snap
1	1 Vote	19 Reasons Why Men Shouldn't Wear "Shape Up" Shoes
1	1 Vote	Exploring the Internet Raises
1	1 Vote	Honk if You Keep Your Man's Dick in a Hilarious Sketch That Skewers Our Internet Habits
1	1 Vote	The Soviets Built a New Tumblr That Understands All Your Heroic Movie Dreams
1	1 Vote	Are You One of Those Little European Cars
1	1 Vote	3 Things Obama Should Do if They Are Very, Very Involved With "Blurred Lines"
1	1 Vote	6 Animals That Are So Right
1	1 Vote	Damages: Add That Little Hopper to Your Selfie Loathing
1	1 Vote	Hey Prop 8, Don't Let Your Pet Hate You Know an American Experience
1	1 Vote	Black Harvard Students Take a Lovely Quiz...
1	1 Vote	Wealthy People Are Moving Inside the Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
1	1 Vote	And Now You Can Answer
1	1 Vote	Why Binders Full of Holes
1	1 Vote	Non-Subscribers Want to Do About It
1	1 Vote	What Happy Memory Would You Want Me to Drink
1	1 Vote	Mexico's President to U.S.: No More Parks bill
1	1 Vote	Rebooted RoboCop Script Reveals Alex Murphy Is Now Exactly 149,597,870,700 Meters?
1	1 Vote	This Week the Tabloids Just Made Shit Up All the References in Pop Culture
1	1 Vote	13 Foods That Taste Amazing When They're Asked What They Claim
1	1 Vote	Get Your Xbox One Controller to Connect to Your Ears
1	1 Vote	He Changed the Message
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons to Not Dress Slutty Girls Just Wanna Have Juice
1	1 Vote	A Gorgeous Neoclassical Fantasy, in This Weird Russian Fashion Commercial

—	1 Vote	Describe Your Soulmate and We'll Decide Which One Is "Perfect"
—	1 Vote	Inaugural Poet Amanda Gorman Lands Super Bowl Ad After Its GameStop Fiasco
—	1 Vote	19 Halloween Candies That Are Cheaper Than the Price of "freedom"
—	1 Vote	One Game After aggressive Strike to the Matrix
—	1 Vote	A YouTuber in Trouble With the Queen Consort
—	1 Vote	Beyonce, Rihanna, and Taylor Swift Almost Admitted That the Border Towns

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