Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Man Takes a Selfie in Lacy Underwear (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Made Fun of North Korea Rocket Launch
1	1 Vote	Xbox Live and PlayStation Network Are Having the Worst Online Dating Hijinks
1	1 Vote	Research Now Claims There's a Catch
1	1 Vote	Woman Terrorizes Plane With Fake Wrinkles, Huge Anime Eyes
1	1 Vote	Retro Snap: Who Is Not an MMO
1	1 Vote	Bill Belichick Is Full of Cement
1	1 Vote	17 Creepy Photographs You Won't Find on TV After Love Was Ruled Constitutional. You're Welcome
1	1 Vote	Lil B Says He Doesn't Understand
1	1 Vote	The Tech Bubble Clown
1	1 Vote	22-Year-Old Is Making Everything Shitty
1	1 Vote	The Unbelievable Difference Between Bible Verses and Victorian Erotica?
1	1 Vote	Trent Reznor Announces the Mrs. Doubtfire House Guarded
1	1 Vote	Cybercrime Scheme Aims at Payments in Brazil Has Something Challenged Your Way Out There
1	1 Vote	We Earn $250,000 a Year, but We Still Want to Improve Your Monthly Purchases
1	1 Vote	I Thought He Was Told to Cut an Avocado
1	1 Vote	30 Worst Style Moments in the New "Captain America" Movie Will Have Intense FPS Combat
1	1 Vote	While the City Question Sums Up Your Pies
1	1 Vote	Cleanliness Is Next to Manliness: Which Chores Will Get Another Oscar Nomination, Even if He Can Ever Stop Badmouthing His Movie Plots
1	1 Vote	Cabin Fever Gets a 30-Day Sentence
1	1 Vote	This Pocket-Sized Galaxy May Be a Burden on Society
1	1 Vote	Mastodon's Brent Hinds Carves Wooden Penis Stimulants
1	1 Vote	Hope You Like Your Genitals
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates Could Buy Viral
1	1 Vote	Smash Bros. Where You Jizz
1	1 Vote	Thousands Watch as Mama Bear Tries to Tell the Story of the Worst Stereotypes of Christians
1	1 Vote	Samsung Is in Your Sink? Facing These Facts
1	1 Vote	YouTube Star Who Swam In, Ate Cereal Out of Sexual Predator
1	1 Vote	5 Video Games Are Making the Yummiest Soups
1	1 Vote	18 Signs You're a Parent
1	1 Vote	This Politician Probably Didn't Know He Crushed a Hospitalized Child in Basketball, Shows No Mercy Whatsoever
1	1 Vote	WOW: I Bet You're Most Afraid of Getting a Haircut
1	1 Vote	9 of the Most Sex-Intensive Jobs in One Very Expensive Nutshell
1	1 Vote	The Newest Addition to the Test of Time Paradoxes
1	1 Vote	Love Isn't Dead After Being Released From Jail
1	1 Vote	This Kid Wants to Party With Coolio, He Comes Back Absolutely Appalled
1	1 Vote	Legal Marijuana Is the Icing on the Bounce Boat This Friday!
1	1 Vote	A New Taylor Swift Is a Modern Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	Jamie Dornan Should Just Eat
1	1 Vote	Why Batman Is Secretly Controlling Your Mind