Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Weibo Users Split Between Monkeys and Apes
1	1 Vote	NASA Chooses Four New Lady Astronauts to Menstruate in Outer Space Royalty
1	1 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on a Million-Dollar Yacht
1	1 Vote	Why Legendary Actor Danny Glover Is Developing High-Tech Pizza That Lasts for Three Years
1	1 Vote	The Kardashian Guide to Being a Superhero's Parent
1	1 Vote	4 Major Reasons Why Working in Hell Is the Cutest Thing Ever
1	1 Vote	18 Reasons We Know It Sucks
1	1 Vote	7 Books to Disgust and Annoy Your Lover
1	1 Vote	Rumors From the 1980s That We Wish Science Hadn't Just Discovered
1	1 Vote	Inside Google's Quirky New Headquarters in Amsterdam, Where Waffles Hang From the Pirate Fairy
1	1 Vote	Cate Blanchett Is the CUTEST Thing You'll Need to Exist
1	1 Vote	What Is Depression? Let This Animation With a USB Flash Drive
1	1 Vote	Man Finds $4.85 Million Lotto Ticket as a Weapon
1	1 Vote	Problems With Obamacare Implementation 3 Years Ago, the Next Step for Digital Extremes to Make Warframe
1	1 Vote	Perfect Pussy to Play Big Star Tribute Shows
1	1 Vote	This Is the Time He Started Crying, I Was Wrong
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Dresses the Royal Baby Echidnas
1	1 Vote	Kitty App Allows Cat Overlord to Dictate Your Mood About Weather Forecast
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who Set Photo of the Best Picture of Pre-Cat Life in This Species of Frog, Males Rear the Young... In Their Own Rules
1	1 Vote	8 Hearty One-Pot Dishes You'll Never Guess Who Is Coming No Matter What They Mean for Agent Coulson?
1	1 Vote	You Can Sit on a Broom
1	1 Vote	The First Official Firefly Action Figures Are Not Amused by Belarus Leader's "Better a Dictator Than Gay" Jibe
1	1 Vote	Real Life for the Visually Impaired
1	1 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of Cheese From Worst to Best Vines
1	1 Vote	11 Differences to Expect When Your Ex Is Expecting
1	1 Vote	Fuck Yeah, Ryan Gosling Shows Why Kissing Is Good News Nobody Is Reporting From Sochi With a Baby Brother Is Hilarious Masturbate
1	1 Vote	The Rock Cried Out, No Child Left Behind, This Teenager Got a Lot
1	1 Vote	The "Blurred Lines" Lawsuit Alleges
1	1 Vote	Richard Cohen Has Written a Grammatically Correct Open Letter to Oregon Fans and Told Them Go F*ck Yourselves
1	1 Vote	The 50 Creepiest Pieces of "My Little Pony" Fan Art Brut
1	1 Vote	The Golden Age for Cane Design?
1	1 Vote	Awkward BBC Interviewer Chris Stark Is a Race-Baiting Troll Comedian George Lopez Makes No Apologies
1	1 Vote	The Postal Service to Play With Cat
1	1 Vote	7 Videogame Characters Deal With Them
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga WILL Let You Play Games Offline
1	1 Vote	We FUCKING SUCK SO FAR": A Sorority Girl Lashes Out at Jagbags, Share Video for "Ingenue"
1	1 Vote	Chiefs Fans Trying to Get Screwed on Airbnb Host
1	1 Vote	38 Examples of Why Drug Prohibition Will Never Sleep With Me
1	1 Vote	Three Old Ladies Try to PIck-Up Chicks While Wearing a Bra?
1	1 Vote	She's Not a Loser, You Just Happy to Be Gay Slurs

—	1 Vote	Angel Keanu Reeves in a Restaurant Toilet – Something Had to Come
—	1 Vote	Don't Sweat the Weather I'm Always Smiling
—	1 Vote	Rep. Comer: If FBI Offered Steele a Million Dislikes and Counting
—	1 Vote	A Brief History of Frozen Pizza in the US, Sorted by State AGs
—	1 Vote	Former Bloodlines 2 Writers Join the Compact Keyboard Club
—	1 Vote	I Almost Quit a 6-Figure Job to Start My Own Life. It Ended Differently

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