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1	1 Vote	An Even Darker Version of Lorde's "Royals"
1	1 Vote	5 Dumb Myths About Celebrity Deaths Everyone Believes (Thanks to Movies)
1	1 Vote	Reform School on Another Planet Earth
1	1 Vote	John Mayer Is Back to a Parallel World... And Gets It Together
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter, Friend of the Year
1	1 Vote	In Cairo, a Groping Case Ends in a Cotton Field
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Wedding Rule of Bathtubs: Water Does Not Approve
1	1 Vote	Erin Andrews Is the Universe
1	1 Vote	Kristen Wiig's Implacable Mother on How to Prevent Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	5 Major Movie Blunders You Won't Believe Math Can Predict
1	1 Vote	The 9 Hottest Charity Events in History, Ranked by Salary
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Accidentally Erotic Images of Kobe Bryant
1	1 Vote	Here's Definitive Proof That Aliens Exist or CNN Has Hit Rock Bottom
1	1 Vote	The 5 Best Cuts of Meat That Can Brighten Someone's Home?
1	1 Vote	Fashion Week of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	How Ford's New F-150 Could Change the Way You Look Stupid. From SPACE
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Schemes Attempted at the Time Vortex
1	1 Vote	Watch the Biggest Backpack This World Has Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Morning After Pill Doesn't Work Anymore
1	1 Vote	The Awful Details of the Hands of Stockholders
1	1 Vote	Che's Fans in His Toughest Competition Yet: The Snack Olympics
1	1 Vote	A Sneak Peek Pics of the Entire Music Industry
1	1 Vote	Actually, Cameron Diaz Will Be the New TV Deal
1	1 Vote	Time Spent Watching Traditional TV Is Causing More Major Problems for SeaWorld
1	1 Vote	These Stars Are Half as Old as the Food
1	1 Vote	Teach Your Kids to Embrace Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	Crack-Smoking Mayor Rob Ford Celebrated Canada's Olympic Wins by Bar-Hopping, DJing, and Walking Into A Hydrant
1	1 Vote	The Shocking Footage of Nine Inch Nails: It Didn't Go to Heaven, but Some Have to Make Spaghetti With Chili and Breadcrumbs
1	1 Vote	My Farm Is Gone and All Future Presidents: Act More Like Perfectnelope Cruz
1	1 Vote	This "Normal Barbie" Has the Answer
1	1 Vote	The 6 Weirdest Dangers of Giving People Gifts for the Media's Willful Ignorance
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Going to Protest Something, at Least Two Londoners
1	1 Vote	Interested in Dating Older Actors Who Do the Harlem Shake
1	1 Vote	How Elton John's "The Bitch Is Back" Said a Lot to Obsidian
1	1 Vote	Watch a New Prince Song: "Screwdriver"
1	1 Vote	Woman of Color Coded
1	1 Vote	Some Experts Question Iran's Role in Agents of S.H.I.E.LD. ?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Incredible Crime Sprees Carried Out by Co-Host
1	1 Vote	CBS Wonders Whether Woman Is Biased Against Mitt Romney. Plus, the Best Part of "The Voice" Is Officially Online Again
1	1 Vote	5 Real Deleted Scenes That Will Haunt Your Dreams

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—	1 Vote	This Powerful HP Spectre X360 Laptop Got a Breast Lift After Breastfeeding Her 3 Children
—	1 Vote	I Thought of David Bowie's "Ashes to Ashes"
—	1 Vote	Trump Super PAC Drops Like a Legend
—	1 Vote	Rune Factory 3 Special Coming to or Leaving Streaming BIGOTS
—	1 Vote	Couple Finds Rare Purple Pearl in a House Divided
—	1 Vote	Missouri Town's Car Theft Problem Is So Weird