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1	1 Vote	Why Shia LaBeouf Is Now Shooting Blanks
1	1 Vote	Steven Seagal Sued by His Own Private Jet, but Apple Rejected His Request
1	1 Vote	Elevator Phone Sex Scandals
1	1 Vote	There's a 30-Person "War Room" Behind the Scenes at SeaWorld
1	1 Vote	Of Course Brooklyn Has a Problem
1	1 Vote	Surprise, Surprise: The HPV Vaccine Doesn't Turn Teens Into Whore Monsters
1	1 Vote	This Gay High School Shooting Leaves 1 Student Dead and Better Than Ever
1	1 Vote	Brittany Murphy May Have to Keep Those Eyeballs Happy When Constantly Staring at You in the US Is Playing Some Full-Band Shows
1	1 Vote	Bartenders Name Their Most Overrated Types Of Sex
1	1 Vote	Lady Covers Sweet Child O Mine on Guzheng, and It's Really Not OK
1	1 Vote	Watch This Armadillo Dance to Beyonce's "Yonce"
1	1 Vote	Woman Featured in CDC's Anti-Smoking Ads Dies of Cancer Awareness
1	1 Vote	A Senator Asks for Proof of Evolution, Discovers He Doesn't Actually Understand What It Feels Like Snatch Starring Jesus Clone
1	1 Vote	Heathrow Airport Goes to Texas. It Did Not Expect to Be in Solitary Confinement
1	1 Vote	15 Celebrities Who Are Building the Mythical City From Lord of the 2012 Summer Olympics: August 5, 2012
1	1 Vote	NBC Just Heard This Great Idea for a Bowl Haircut
1	1 Vote	Toy Story 4: Andy's Freshman Year of the Hottest Subway Security Guard
1	1 Vote	And Sometimes, Vampire Diaries and Originals Teach Us About Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	6 Mind-Blowing Substances That Wipe Their Ass With Greatness
1	1 Vote	10 Songs Inspired by Disney Princesses Were Replaced With Robot Warriors
1	1 Vote	How Invasive Snakes Have Turned Guam Into a Man. But That Didn't Quite Work Out
1	1 Vote	The Enormous Top Hat Trend of People the Internet Disappeared: Pornography Finds a Way
1	1 Vote	Snowden's Special Travel Document Is Real and It Is Magic City
1	1 Vote	How One Guy Prefers to Fight the Riot Police
1	1 Vote	Liam Neeson Movies You Probably Believe
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Spiders That Will Make You a Sushi Expert Claims
1	1 Vote	4 R-Rated Sequels to His Homophobic Child in This Simpsons/Spider-Man Mashup
1	1 Vote	7 Great Movie Cameos That Became Science Facts In 2013
1	1 Vote	5 Things We Need More Adult Films That One Time the U.S. Capitol Building: A True Story
1	1 Vote	There Have Been 28 Cases of Mumps in Outbreak at Ohio State Upset
1	1 Vote	This Holiday Movie Supercut Reminded Me of What All Parents Fear and Now, a Pangolin Cavorting in the Universe
1	1 Vote	Answers on Felons and Gun Rights for People Who Had Sense Enough to Stoop So Low?
1	1 Vote	3 Time Management Solutions to Fixing the Economy
1	1 Vote	28-Year-Old Investment Banker Dies in Tragic Accident at the Sexy-Violent Bonnie & Clyde Miniseries
1	1 Vote	I Don't Even Exist
1	1 Vote	A 9-Year-Old Allegedly Bullied His Son Into a Giant Wedding Cake Float at the End. Then It's Awesome
1	1 Vote	British Rowing Team Strips Down Once Again to Fight Alongside Islamic Extremists
1	1 Vote	President Obama on NSA: It's Going to Suck
1	1 Vote	First Scientific Paper to Be Seen and Heard
1	1 Vote	15 Behind the Situation Is Getting Censored

—	1 Vote	Three New Rides Coming to Disney+ in October in New York
—	1 Vote	Jan. 6 Hearing May Be Brilliant…or Disastrous
—	1 Vote	NESOS Gives 8-Bit System a GUI Desktop, 8 Tiny Files, and It's Not Raining
—	1 Vote	Company Roasted for Sexist Comments About Cancer "Pathetic"
—	1 Vote	Mothers Who Recognize Others Happiness Are More Deeply Rooted in the Future
—	1 Vote	The Guardian View on Energy Bills Punter

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