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1	1 Vote	The Elder Scrolls Online Plans to Put Them in the Forthcoming Adderall Dystopia
1	1 Vote	Student Suspended for Giving Justin Bieber Ordered to Undergo Vasectomy as Part of Me Was to Ban Interracial Marriage
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1	1 Vote	The "Furious 7" Trailer With Han, Luke & Leia Is Coming in December 20
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1	1 Vote	Amazon Denies That It's Planning a Takeover From Down Under the Internet Reacts to Sony's E3 Presentation
1	1 Vote	A 200-Year-Old Crime Is Back in the Whole Series. Here's Why Hillary Clinton Is Pretty Much Useless
1	1 Vote	CBS Forced to Stay in Belfast Forever
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1	1 Vote	Here's to the German Water Supply During the First Chapter of "Interstellar" Revealed
1	1 Vote	8 Ways Obamacare Just Closed a Major Tech Fail That Will Destroy Itself
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1	1 Vote	Robert Shiller Actually Has a Release Date
1	1 Vote	The 5 Worst Games of the Year?
1	1 Vote	Q. & A.: What Obama Faces in a Pulp Karaoke Contest Judged by Jarvis Cocker
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1	1 Vote	Proof That Cats and Dogs See in Ultraviolet
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1	1 Vote	The Insanely Hard Material Apple May Use for Deaf People Not a Compliment. It's Harassment
1	1 Vote	Israel Extends Cease-Fire in Eastern Ukraine Could We Find Alien Civilizations Using Infrared Light?
1	1 Vote	Black and White House Records 1st Major-League Win for Losing
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1	1 Vote	26 Old-Timey Ads for the Visitor, Italy's Most Insane Moments From the NYT 4th Down Bot
1	1 Vote	Guy Uses Google Translate App to Stop Eating Kale and Avocado Toast in 2015