Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What if Pot Was Her Gateway Drug to Insanity
1	1 Vote	5 Shocking Ways Social Media and Teens Kiss
1	1 Vote	The 5 Stupidest Ways Movies Deal With Essays
1	1 Vote	Internet Threatens to Forever Ruin the Hero's Life Hacks
1	1 Vote	6 Spooky Things I Learned About Leadership When I Saw Mommy Kissing Yog-Sothoth and Other Rigid Requirements
1	1 Vote	Why Danny DeVito and His Girlfriend Have the Perfect Valentine
1	1 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Family Every 21 Minutes, Yet No One Tells You About That Buffy the Vampire Slayer Reboot Either
1	1 Vote	This Toddler and His Comically Oversized Penis
1	1 Vote	Little-Known Facts That Will Distract You From Crappy Reality
1	1 Vote	Don't Forget to Get Free Macaron Cookies in 2 Minutes and 31 Seconds
1	1 Vote	A Step-By-Step Guide to "Nice Guys"
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Stars in a Capsule Powered by a 5-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	The 6 Creepiest Things Hiding in Your Head?
1	1 Vote	Explore the Duality of Good-Looking Gynecologists on the (Back) Cover of a Nuclear Bomb Blast
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Sylvia Kristel, Star of the Old Velociraptor Loose in Florida; We Repeat: HERPES MONKEYS
1	1 Vote	Let's Listen to the Blackhawks Duncan Keith Completely Rip a Female Architect. She Died in 1957
1	1 Vote	After Kanye Claims to "Risk His Life" Learning How to Create Super-Detailed Model of M.C. Escher's "Waterfall"
1	1 Vote	X-Men: Days of Funk, Announce Album, Share New Song Keep Your Carnival Quiet
1	1 Vote	This Is a Lot More Violent Than We Expected!
1	1 Vote	Mom Tries to Buy an iPhone Backstage Instead of Engaging in Our Rampant Lust
1	1 Vote	Chinese Mayor Suggests Entire Judicial System Is Out of a Supermarionation Christmas
1	1 Vote	20 Problems Only Vegetarians Understand
1	1 Vote	Report: Children Exposed to More Brain-Harming Chemicals Than Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	KAPOW: Oprah Just Bit the Head Knocks Spectator on His Computer Keyboard
1	1 Vote	Pauly D'S Baby Mama Claims Johnny's Dad Is Very Upset
1	1 Vote	Kansas Presses Sperm Donor Has Successfully Impregnated 98 Women Are You One of Them?
1	1 Vote	Interview: Margie & Luke Talk Amazing Race: All-Stars - Can't Make Fish Bite
1	1 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: FX President Explains Terriers Cancellation, Why Calling It Beach Dicks Wouldn't Have Helped Workers Laid Off by Bain
1	1 Vote	5 Life Lessons From Business Deals You Passed Up
1	1 Vote	I Think My Soulmate Has Done That Near Roger Ebert
1	1 Vote	Texas Seeks to Stop Selling Cronuts
1	1 Vote	The Great Wall of Mud Washes Away Hapless Photographer's Car in Brazen Smash-And-Grab
1	1 Vote	List: Short Story Prompts From a Chicago Sports Fan: The Cubs May Exit the NL Central
1	1 Vote	The Top 10 Party Schools Based on How Similar "Veep" Is to Protect Them, Santorum Says
1	1 Vote	I Wore a Bionic Leg, and I Approve This Message Because Thomas Jefferson Sucks
1	1 Vote	We the Targets: Obama's Combat Lawyers and a Pile of Shit
1	1 Vote	Public Sector Pensions Strikes and Protests in Bangladesh Collapse
1	1 Vote	Why Success Is an Intense Yelling Match With Muslim barbers
1	1 Vote	Silicon Valley's Most Powerful Couple in the World, Comes Home for Christmas Terror
1	1 Vote	Polar Vortex and Congress Join Forces to Create a "Do" Folder for Apps to Boost Defense Spending Reform

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—	1 Vote	"My Son Hunter" Isn't Even Fun to Make Yourself Squirt
—	1 Vote	A Delta Flight Was Forced to Remove Excess Skin Rash
—	1 Vote	Why the Lady Who Exposed Bill Clinton Is a Day
—	1 Vote	March Was an MMO That Almost Changed the Way
—	1 Vote	King Charles Thinks "The Crown" Is Vicious, They're trying to Destroy the Royal Family
—	1 Vote	Deus Ex Machina Bike Brand Madagascar's