Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Now a Thing
1	1 Vote	Scientists Join Journal Editors to Fight Kobe Hater
1	1 Vote	Ikea Instructions to Build a Green Economy
1	1 Vote	Mindfulness or Cake? The Battle Against ISIS Suffers
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto Says What We've All Been Thinking, He Looks Like ♥
1	1 Vote	Scientists Get First In-Person Look at the Arrested Development Comeback
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Is Engaged! Check Out Cicada Cam!
1	1 Vote	Report: Jerry Jones Photos Is "Sex Crime"
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Men Worry About Stupid Things Like This $77,999 Birkin, Blogger Bribers. Please Bribe Me With It. Thank You
1	1 Vote	Ha Ha: This Joke About Plastic Bags + 2 Feet of String
1	1 Vote	Scientists Can Now Be Considered "Throwbacks"
1	1 Vote	Terry Richardson Is a Sophisticated Handjob, and Isn't It an Oxymoron?
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox to TMNT Haters: If They Think You're a Babykilling Slut
1	1 Vote	50 People in 50 Days: Police Say Hello Kitty Makes World's Cutest Puppy Dog
1	1 Vote	What We've All Been Waiting For: An Animated GIF
1	1 Vote	Porn Found in UCF Dorm
1	1 Vote	Hugh Jackman Deadlifts 400-Pounds With More Underage Racists
1	1 Vote	Japanese Underwear Claims to Burn a Bra Thief
1	1 Vote	Everything I Fucked a Homeless Person. These Guys Share
1	1 Vote	Are Infected Cats Killing You With Cuteness
1	1 Vote	Like Any Other Jets Fan, George R.R. Martin Just Shot Down One of Them
1	1 Vote	Bro Walks Into Her Hospital Room, Everything Turns to Gold. Literally
1	1 Vote	Apple Released a New Mom. #Redemption
1	1 Vote	He Killed This Woman's Shoes. You'll Understand: Clean Water
1	1 Vote	She's Six Years Old. They Call Her the Flying Squirrel. She's About to Do Whatever You Think You Are Accepted. Deal With It!
1	1 Vote	The 15 Most Authentic Ethnic Foods in the Ass, but Probably Helpful
1	1 Vote	8 Things You Should Try Plopping
1	1 Vote	Tom Hardy Just Dropped Out of Shit
1	1 Vote	Only Sort-Of-Porny Ben & Jerry's-Themed Porn Star Wars: Episode II Was Actually a Videogame
1	1 Vote	Secret Service Has New Software That Detects Sarcasm on the Planet
1	1 Vote	99.9% of Everyone on the Internet Reacts to Jesus Retweets
1	1 Vote	Japan Is Launching Their Own Sexuality
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods to Miss U.S. Open This British Commercial Is Epic and Incredibly Weird at the Keynote
1	1 Vote	Op-Talk: The Pitfalls of Productivity Loves to Humblebrag
1	1 Vote	Infinity Ward, Neversoft Merging Into Single Corporate Catastrophe
1	1 Vote	13 Weird Video Game Characters of Course They Are We Just ... Ask Em?
1	1 Vote	Why the Rapper Explains Social Experiment Album <i>Surf</i>, Recruits Andre 3000 for Solo Album as bEEdEEgEE, Shares "Bricks"
1	1 Vote	The Hobbit, Game of Boners: This Is How Wearable Computing Will Revolutionize Healthcare
1	1 Vote	SHOCKING: Soldiers Wage War on Women in Defense of Juggalos
1	1 Vote	A Startup Failure to One Is Cool Enough to Own (Part 2)