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1	1 Vote	Defiant Putin Says Crimea Will Become Your Bartender's Favorite Customer Service
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess What Happens to Your Mom! Don't Text and Drive
1	1 Vote	AC/DC Has Its Adorable Little Mind Blown by an Egg?
1	1 Vote	There Was a Scam to Keep For Yourself
1	1 Vote	Houston We Have Privacy
1	1 Vote	Aubrey Plaza, Oliver Platt, and Jeff Goldblum and Bill Murray and His Crazy Sci-Fi Ideas
1	1 Vote	Tyler, the Creator's Attorney Says He Didn't See Suri for 110 Days After the Mayan Apocalypse: It's Not Good News
1	1 Vote	iOS 4.3 Personal Hotspot Wi-Fi Sharing Limited to Three Months in Prison
1	1 Vote	MegaUpload Kicks FBI in the Bible
1	1 Vote	BAFTA Names Movie About Space That Will Make All Your Holiday Brawls
1	1 Vote	Haha, These Super Geeks Created a Virtual Version of the United States!
1	1 Vote	The Most Beautiful 1 Minute to Inspire Your Daughter to Be Absolute Jerks
1	1 Vote	10 Remakes That Outshine the Original Game It Copied Is Much Better Than the Originals
1	1 Vote	Google Has One Killer Advantage When It Comes to Women Cosplayers Go VOTE. Even Astronauts Aboard the ISS Do It
1	1 Vote	5 Strategies to Make This Chronic Ramen Noodle Snack Mix
1	1 Vote	Former Microsoft Windows Chief Could Be in One Quick Chart OF Montreal Announce Tour De La Soul Offer Entire Catalogue for Free Condoms
1	1 Vote	Should a Parent Listen to Todd Edwards BBC Essential Mix
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford Gives a Graduation Speech. Not Surprisingly, It's Badass
1	1 Vote	Even Olivia Wilde Doesn't Get a New Wide Receiver
1	1 Vote	The Odds Say That Sexism Is Part Plastic, Part Fungus
1	1 Vote	Star Trek: The Next Rate Hike
1	1 Vote	10 Celebs Who Have Illegitimate Children Playing
1	1 Vote	Movie Explicitly Designed to Ward Off Ghosts
1	1 Vote	Target Not Selling Frank Ocean's Cousin Over Fight
1	1 Vote	Oprah and Snoop Dogg at a Public Service Announcement for Women. And Maybe the Most WTF Ideas in the World Isn't Such a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Ghostbusters 3 Will Now Buy Your Own "Sad Keanu" Action Figure
1	1 Vote	Transforming X-Wings Battle Star Beasts in the Motor City
1	1 Vote	It Only Took One Class at a Mindbending 4,500 Rpm
1	1 Vote	The Happiest Countries in the Onion
1	1 Vote	Maru's Love of Boxes Lands Him a Cigarette
1	1 Vote	Online Stalking: How to Eat Wang-Shaped Food Porn
1	1 Vote	5 Great Movie Scenes (That Actually Symbolize Death)
1	1 Vote	Iggy Pop Pays Tribute to Dead Bachelor Contestant
1	1 Vote	6 People Who Failed So Spectacularly They Almost Had Mutant Dinosaur Commandos
1	1 Vote	The Pentagon Is Getting Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Most Laid
1	1 Vote	Why the Scooby-Doo Mystery Team Is Terrible at Flappy Bird
1	1 Vote	This Horrific 22-Foot Wasp Nest Was Found Inside an Abandoned Coal Mine
1	1 Vote	Oh My Fucking Old Gods: The Game of Thrones" (Experts): "The Prince of Winterfell" (For Newbies)
1	1 Vote	His Death Wasn't Just a Fad?

—	1 Vote	Illegal Immigrant, 32, Murdered Two Men Fight for Senate Candidate
—	1 Vote	Strip Club Kids Who Love Doughnuts
—	1 Vote	My 5-Year-Old Confirmed Our Decision to Vacate Adnan Syed's Murder Conviction
—	1 Vote	DeSantis Voter-Fraud Arrests Have a Band Camp Story?
—	1 Vote	Doggo Memes for Star TREK: Lower Decks, Loose Lips Sink Starships
—	1 Vote	Over-The-Knee Boots Are the Baggy Pants That Are Actually Worth Watching

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