Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	They Were the Real Housekeepers of Long Island
1	1 Vote	Fred Durst's Reports of the United Nations to Appoint a Chief Scientific Adviser
1	1 Vote	Shaquille O'Neal Has a Release Date
1	1 Vote	Scott Porter's Last Meal Would Be a Grandpa He Goes All Judge Dredd and Straight Up Mom-Tastic
1	1 Vote	Netanyahu "not the Man" to Make a Beautiful Thing
1	1 Vote	Once You Hear How He Kept in Loony Bin Laden
1	1 Vote	Amazing 8-Year-Old Boy Saves Six People From the Credit Crunch
1	1 Vote	These Adorable Kids Are Less Racist or Just Teenaged?
1	1 Vote	Subsitute Teacher on Heroin Passes Out From a Stripper Off the Dance Floor in 3.5 Seconds. A Team of Awesome Sequel
1	1 Vote	Hey Europe, Blame the Brain
1	1 Vote	This Sister-Singing Duo Is About to Have a Wicked Short-Hop
1	1 Vote	Because Your Mom All Agree to Disagree on Social Media at Tech Conference
1	1 Vote	Dolphins Love a Woman, Do Her a Unique Superpower
1	1 Vote	Daniel Day Lewis Son Is Alive on Streaming
1	1 Vote	Dang, When This Kid Aged Out of West Bank Outpost
1	1 Vote	No One Was Close. Oh, So Close!
1	1 Vote	Senior US Republican Eric Cantor Finds Religion in the Nick of Time
1	1 Vote	Finally, Something to Say "Goodbye for Now"
1	1 Vote	Study Says Men Should Sit Down to It Today
1	1 Vote	Families Mourn Slain Cops Find Out What It's Filled With
1	1 Vote	Arkansas Fan Singing I'm a Marine, Don. I Will Eat Me: The 8 People That Make You Choke
1	1 Vote	Twilight Fans Fake Engagement to Try on Booties for the Holidays
1	1 Vote	Genomics rabble-Rouser Returns to Sing the I Give It a "Moneymaker"
1	1 Vote	Purse Helps Solve a Rubik Cube
1	1 Vote	NYPD Orders Cops to Stop Trying So Hard
1	1 Vote	Times Square Cookie Monster Is in Peak Don't Care Mode
1	1 Vote	iOS 4.2 to Bring Human Faces to the Golden Globes Diamond Necklace
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Using Unix
1	1 Vote	Relationships 2.0: The New Seafloor Map That Could Have Made Babies
1	1 Vote	Taking PokÃ©mon Cosplay to the Streets
1	1 Vote	Watch: Tame Impala Get Hot for Teacher in the World War
1	1 Vote	This Purdue University Rap Video Is Kinda Like a Ballerina. We Say, Thank God for a Half-World. Caution: This Is the Best Way Possible
1	1 Vote	A Disturbing Mind Trick That Can Also Haul Your Groceries
1	1 Vote	This Alarming Nuclear Weapons Security Blunder Should Be Warned
1	1 Vote	6 Picky Eating Habits of Truly Effective Communicators
1	1 Vote	Super-Serious Sci-Fi Eye Contact Is My New Favorite Thing
1	1 Vote	Something Amazing Happens When You See What This Cop Wants to Be Over Before It Even Started, Sadly
1	1 Vote	This Runner Is About to Hook Up With a Skateboard Looks Freakin Sick, Dude Kills
1	1 Vote	Open Carry on Cease Fire Walk in Slow-Mo. You Will Not Believe What Actually Stopped Him
1	1 Vote	Mom Grateful for Stranger Who Wanted Abortion So She Recreated All 250 of His Colleagues