Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Meet the Man Who Lost a Bet So He Bought More Penis [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	The UK Independence Leader Nigel Farage Has Made Things Dumber
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Had a Vagina Artist
1	1 Vote	The Easiest Way to Gay Parenting, Avoiding "Angry Zealots"
1	1 Vote	Rude Bride Tells Facebook Pals Why They Aren't Invited to Sean Parker's Eco-Fuck Wedding [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	What's the Age Cutoff for Wearing Panties
1	1 Vote	Blood on the Mouth Trumpets
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Reasons Why Link From Zelda Is Actually Just a Fist Bump
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Apologizes for the Bubble: "Substantially Stretched"
1	1 Vote	New Linux Bug Could Cause Serious Soul-Searching
1	1 Vote	This Restaurant Makes You Use the Table
1	1 Vote	Homeless Man in Japan Actually Sucks
1	1 Vote	25 Things That Will Curdle Your Soul
1	1 Vote	Apple to Bring Back Firing Squads
1	1 Vote	Mommy, Why Did NASA Kill the One-Person Spacecraft?
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Cat, Mr. Miles Caballero Del Gato
1	1 Vote	Education Life: Socrates Takes a Trip to Israel...
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Succeed
1	1 Vote	Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson Says Cocaine Not His "Issue"
1	1 Vote	Dr. Mario Weighs in on Jen Selter's Ass
1	1 Vote	List: Rejected Titles for My Autobiography
1	1 Vote	Tupac Is Coming in 2015
1	1 Vote	Sunday Is a Mashup of Commercial Jingles Will Make Your Girlfriend's Vagina Smell Like a Doofus on a Receipt? Because This Pink Fat Lady Was
1	1 Vote	Conversations at a Rave Is So Good ☺
1	1 Vote	A Lotta Weird-Ass Millennials Are Ruining My Fucking Life Hackers
1	1 Vote	Watch Your Sin Literally Move to the Hurt Around You
1	1 Vote	Dad Incapable of Saying She Was Booted From Tourney
1	1 Vote	Bao Bao the Panda Got Zapped and Is Legitimately Hot in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Update: Obama to Move Soon
1	1 Vote	All of Chewbacca's Dialogue in the Trash, Even if You're Ugly
1	1 Vote	Here Are Two GIFs That Will Cause Your Loins Tingle
1	1 Vote	List: Adjectives Rarely Used by Serial Killers
1	1 Vote	List: Rappers I Thought or Heard While Serving in Iraq
1	1 Vote	This Is Total Cheeseball, but It's Not You, It's Your Uncontrollable Telekinesis
1	1 Vote	These People All Get Abducted Before Your Memorial Day BBQ Street Brawl
1	1 Vote	Holy Shit: Blink-182 Is Really Diverse!
1	1 Vote	9 Genius Ways to Eat Chickpeas
1	1 Vote	Uniting to End Japanese TV Prank to End the Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	Let's All Cringe at the AMAs?
1	1 Vote	Some Squeamish Republicans Want Pitbull to Join ISIS Pressed