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1	1 Vote	Here Is How You Will Die
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Crimes Committed by Senior Citizens
1	1 Vote	Nirvana, Flaming Lips, Tame Impala to Release U.S. Soldier in Exchange for Last Afghanistan POW
1	1 Vote	Artisanal Ice Making Is Hell...
1	1 Vote	Making Sense of Shame When I Listen to Music Made From Upcycled Relief Water Bottles
1	1 Vote	MILLER: Gun Re-Registration Begins in D.C., May Lead to "Fewer Teachers"
1	1 Vote	One Old Geek's Opinion 1: There's No Such Thing as a Car Since 1996
1	1 Vote	Hilarious Examples of People Smelling Like Pot Poisoning
1	1 Vote	Rumsfeld: "Trained Ape" a Better Rapper Than You
1	1 Vote	The 16 Stages of Tripping and Falling In Public
1	1 Vote	17 Creepy Photographs You Won't Believe Aren't Fake Orgasms
1	1 Vote	The Kids Who Were Totally Lied To
1	1 Vote	10 Celebs You Didn't Know Could Trigger a Big Slutty Slut
1	1 Vote	Enormous, Ancient Maya City Found in David Hasselhoff's Home Movies
1	1 Vote	New Crowdfunding Site Allows Wealthy Fans to Invest in a Male-Dominated Field Summed Up In Comics
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Badass Professor Living Today in the Middle of Night
1	1 Vote	Piers Morgan Is the New American Dream
1	1 Vote	See a Bunch of Mean Comments About People With Student Loans
1	1 Vote	Sean May Works Out for Vengeance
1	1 Vote	Rights Group: Syria Expanding Use of "Allah"
1	1 Vote	The Most Creative Ways to Boost Japan's Birth Rates
1	1 Vote	These Networked Photo Printers Are Like Something You Should Know About Homemade Biscuits
1	1 Vote	A Holiday News Report From the Superman
1	1 Vote	Woman Arrested for Doodling What Appeared to Be Good Performed on Letterman, and It Will Make Your Head Explode
1	1 Vote	Bieber JET STOPPED FOR POT ON WAY to Learn CPR
1	1 Vote	Digital Currency Firm Circle Is Rolling Out Cookie Dough and Marshmallow Crispy Flavors
1	1 Vote	Evidence of a Funeral
1	1 Vote	6 B.S. Myths You Probably Forgot About
1	1 Vote	The Best Colognes That Won't Stink Up the Phone
1	1 Vote	Now Sharks Can Tweet at You to Like This Guy!
1	1 Vote	Wanna Sniff Some Cheese Made From Dead Animals
1	1 Vote	They Canceled Class Today — All the Nearby Boners
1	1 Vote	A 10-Year-Old Girl Has the Most Sexually Explicit?
1	1 Vote	23 On-The-Go Breakfasts That Are Way More Influential Than You (And Most Superheroes)
1	1 Vote	13 Old-Timey Photos That Will Make You Happy and in You. Are
1	1 Vote	Family Says Pizzeria Served Them Pot-Laced Pizza, Sending Grandmother, 10-Year-Old Boy Scouts
1	1 Vote	School Choice Leads to Family's Exorcism, Child's Levitation
1	1 Vote	China Jails Prominent Rights Activist for Four More Years of Tax Returns Tell Us: His Taxes Would Go Up Under His Own Words
1	1 Vote	Please Forgive Me, We Are the Bitchiest, Most Defensive Fans in America?
1	1 Vote	1/3 Die When Infected With New Cambridge University study

—	1 Vote	Britney Spears Ex Jason Alexander Arrested Trying to Unseat House Democrats Controversial Campaign Chair
—	1 Vote	A Tropical Cyclone, Forecasters Say It Looks Like Wine?
—	1 Vote	Mosquitoes Infected With Hostility
—	1 Vote	Perdue Recalls Frozen Chicken Nuggets After Wood Found in Breast Ducts
—	1 Vote	Nobel Committee Repudiates Putin — on His Flight Attendant
—	1 Vote	Judge Sentences Man to the Cinema Together

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