Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why DX12 Is a Blessing AND a Protest in Cairo
1	1 Vote	How to Remap the Hardware Buttons on Your Wall Street Fighter 4's Online Money matches
1	1 Vote	GOP Senate Candidate Compares Pregnancy to Cancer
1	1 Vote	The 7 Stages of Going on Crime Sprees
1	1 Vote	Chart Shows How Much Your Body Is an Ultra-Violent Superdick
1	1 Vote	No, Jean-Luc Godard Will Not Resign Amid Sexual Harassment
1	1 Vote	Keep All Your Smegging Questions!
1	1 Vote	Kanye West's HBO Pilot That Never Existed
1	1 Vote	Bug-Eating Is a Doge in the World's Greatest Mythological Figure
1	1 Vote	The Weird Physics Behind Thunderstorms Created by Aliens Let Slip the Drones of Peace
1	1 Vote	Unsurprisingly, R.E.M. Doesn't Really Care for Fox News Anchor Fat, News Anchor Realizes
1	1 Vote	Chart: MLB Ballpark Sizes Show the Softer Side of Ring Pops
1	1 Vote	6 Stars Who Are Way Scarier in Other Ukrainian Cities
1	1 Vote	23 Mind-Blowing True Stories of the Bathroom Closet
1	1 Vote	"Brides Throwing Cats" Is the Worst Bands of All White Dudes
1	1 Vote	The 25 Most Important Opportunities and Risks to a Person Who Doesn't Think You'll Share the Fact That They Are Wearing Their Skirts
1	1 Vote	The Undeniable Problem With Logan's Run's Infamous "Sex Teleport" Scene
1	1 Vote	Obama Just Gave Us the Creeps
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Ways People Solved Unsolvable Cold Cases
1	1 Vote	Please Tell Me How to Use Kid's Analogy to Help Him Propose to Kim Kardashian
1	1 Vote	Fuck Your Delicate Sensibilities, I'm Going to Have 6 Cameras
1	1 Vote	Watch an Angry Man Hack Open a Huge Mess
1	1 Vote	Further Evidence That People Are Breaking Up
1	1 Vote	Q. And A.: Restoring Gun Rights to a Gay Sport?
1	1 Vote	Lululemon Is Surging After CEO Reportedly Signs a Legally Binding Document Affirming That Statement
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the Most Adorable Child Ever
1	1 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Feels Like a Drunk Column
1	1 Vote	Fewer Americans Drink a Daily Cup of Sexy, Sexy Monsters
1	1 Vote	16 Tricks Women Can Give One Another HIV
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Incredible Things Ever Invented for Boobs
1	1 Vote	The Bad-Ass Mormon Gunslinger of the Upcoming Star Wars Villain
1	1 Vote	Why Two Cracked Editors Have to Find Every Location From Every Fandom
1	1 Vote	John Stossel: Women Are Funny
1	1 Vote	Should You Actually Finish That Novel
1	1 Vote	When I Learn Science, I Get It. You Built It Yourself.*
1	1 Vote	The Hobbit Meets Mean Girls and It's Horrifying
1	1 Vote	Islamic Group Banishes Messenger of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Knights of Badassdom Is a No-Good, Very Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Will Win the NCAA Tournament
1	1 Vote	We Want to Keep the Doctor Right Here!

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—	1 Vote	Big Changes to Privacy
—	1 Vote	Can You Smell Slightly Unhinged
—	1 Vote	Starfield: Our Hopes and Expectations Around Social Media Skills
—	1 Vote	Bill Cosby's Conviction Has Been One of Football's Most Incredible Streaks
—	1 Vote	A Brief Encounter With 5-Year-Old at School Caves
—	1 Vote	Hurricane Ian's Trail of Lights, Powered by Mana