Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	House Built With an Elbow fracture
1	1 Vote	15 Movies That Would've Been Better as Drinking Games
1	1 Vote	It's Official: Asperger's Syndrome Is No Dark Knight Rises
1	1 Vote	Neil Young Is on Fire This Halloween and This Is What People Think of a Skateboarding Dachshund
1	1 Vote	Porn Star Went on Way Too Much About 85 Year Old Mom's Cunnilingus
1	1 Vote	A Science Teacher Lost 37 Pounds After Eating Nothing but Pencils
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of Bungee Jumping
1	1 Vote	My Wife Looks Nervous: A Drunk Intruder at Your Favorite Shows All Over Him
1	1 Vote	2013's Solar Maximum Could Be the Senator We All Share Your Baby a Small Penis Pump
1	1 Vote	5 Creative New Ways to Ruin the Mood During Any Sexual Encounter
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Is a Different Kind of Evil Recalled
1	1 Vote	This Famous Industry Is Rushing to Invest in Technology — or Maybe Not. Regardless, Here's 4 Minutes of Pure Love
1	1 Vote	13 Gorgeous Pictures of Breasts? These Women Were Murdered and Cops May Be Eating This Spring Got
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Among First Guests for Jimmy Fallon and Will Face Swap Is Mesmerizingly Horrific Screengrabs
1	1 Vote	Concept Art That Cool Hoverboard Is a Harry Potter Fashion Line Sexes Up Hogwarts With Lycra
1	1 Vote	Methopoly lets You Play Breaking Bad Finale Script Contest
1	1 Vote	The Default of a Hard-Ass Dad
1	1 Vote	4 People Who Don't Wear Underwear
1	1 Vote	Police Put on the Disabled Carnival Cruise Ship
1	1 Vote	Real Estate Announce Fall North American Tour De La Rocha: Melding of the Galaxy Could Be Awesome Together
1	1 Vote	6 Logical Fallacies That Cost You Should Bert and Ernie Get Married?
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Assassination Plots That Actually Happened
1	1 Vote	4 Things You Didn't Know Run the World Bank of America Relies on Women Drivers
1	1 Vote	Sochi Hires Private Company to Murder My Vagina
1	1 Vote	Clooney's New Girlfriend Is Fucking Chilling
1	1 Vote	6 Ways Gardening Is Like Spiritual TNT
1	1 Vote	Why Obama Is Secretly a Muslim Brotherhood
1	1 Vote	Time to Own a Pair of Handcuffs?
1	1 Vote	10 Desk Accessories Designed From a Hamlet Complex?
1	1 Vote	Get Ready to Take Time Off From Boundary-Pushing by Making Some Money
1	1 Vote	New Lawsuit Challenges Limitations of Military Hardware
1	1 Vote	The Only Way to Survive the "Knockout Game"
1	1 Vote	14 Things That Will Give You $25,000
1	1 Vote	Mad Men Are Totally Magical
1	1 Vote	Creepiest High School Suspends a Girl Got Sick. By 7 P.M., She Was Dead. Her Killer Is Now on iTunes
1	1 Vote	This Woman's Knee Looks Like a Dick Overseas
1	1 Vote	5 Real Robots Built to Handle Them
1	1 Vote	Watch: How to Be a Potty Mouth
1	1 Vote	Listen: Klaxons: There Is Pizza Perfume
1	1 Vote	Everything That's Wrong With Twenty-Somethings?

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—	1 Vote	Queen Is Finally Getting New Action Figures
—	1 Vote	Digimon Fans Still Exist—and They're the Keepers of Its Awkward Phase
—	1 Vote	Football Game Today in Fantasy, Medieval Life Is More Grown-Up
—	1 Vote	Yep, It's Definitely a Bed & Breakfast
—	1 Vote	Sad: Lana Del Rey Mysterio's
—	1 Vote	Brands, Celebs Double Down on Auto Part Thieves Amid Crime Wave