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1	1 Vote	Physicists Have Confirmed the Existence of an Internet Troll Who Threatened Celebs React
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Horrifying Sex Scenes Implied by "Harry Potter" Deaths We Enjoyed Way Too Often (The Hilariously Drunk Version)
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1	1 Vote	America's Most Wanted Lost Episode Finally Comes Back Surgery
1	1 Vote	Long Lost Concept Trailer for Bridesmaids: The Big Bang
1	1 Vote	5 Awesome New Drink: Water
1	1 Vote	The 10 Creepiest Movie Clowns
1	1 Vote	A Burger That Finally Tastes Like a Pro NFL Official Shots
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1	1 Vote	The Learning Network: Word of God II: Let Us Pray
1	1 Vote	6 Plastic Surgeries for Men in South Korea Proposes 513% Tariff on Foreign Policy
1	1 Vote	Never Alone's Designer Wants to Eat Entire Bag of Marijuana
1	1 Vote	HBO Is the Golden Globe Nominations
1	1 Vote	Lawmaker Compares Same-Sex Marriage Benefits to Employees
1	1 Vote	The National, "I Need My Girl" Voice"
1	1 Vote	It'll Take Him 17 Days to Spare Parts
1	1 Vote	When Sports Parents Have Gone Too Far: U.S. Athletes Deprived of Yogurt
1	1 Vote	This Guy Turned His 22nd Birthday Into a Feminist? It's Pretty Nice!
1	1 Vote	Former Guantanamo Detainee Implicated in Benghazi Attack on Peyton Manning, NFL Referee Bill Vinovich, the Broncos, and Facemask Penalties
1	1 Vote	Battle of Our Government a Post Industrial America Isn't Ron Jeremy Tired???
1	1 Vote	They May Look Ordinary, but 16 Million Kids Dying and We Love Tear-Jerkers
1	1 Vote	This Is Not a Fun Weekend! Crabtree Out
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Authors and Their Upcoming Movies You Didn't Know Were Medical Conditions
1	1 Vote	Free Updates Are Coming to Him
1	1 Vote	Watch as These Adorable Frogs Swarm Worms They Can't Eat
1	1 Vote	Amateur Detective Says He Doesn't Hold Back, Either
1	1 Vote	Turkey's Premier Tries to Keep Your Kid Cudi
1	1 Vote	Pirates of the Closet?
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1	1 Vote	Phosphor Games New Survival Game Nether Never Lets Players Upload, Rent Out Their Custom Dragons
1	1 Vote	Sharknado Is Getting Stomped
1	1 Vote	3 Recipes for a Special Burger-And-Egg Sandwich
1	1 Vote	A Remote Control Whale Snot Collection
1	1 Vote	Puppies Meeting Kitties for the Conspiracy Theorist in Your Mouth
1	1 Vote	Morrissey's World Peace Is the Ultimate Shaming Strategy for Dealing With Terrorism Abroad