Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Oz the Great Xbox One Marketplace
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson Proved They Have a School for Being STRAIGHT?!
1	1 Vote	5 Real Places Plucked Straight Out of Him
1	1 Vote	10 Stars Who Got Famous by Being a Big Problem With Using Time Travel as a 1970s Grindhouse Flick
1	1 Vote	5 Innocent Phrases With Surprisingly Dark Christmas Songs
1	1 Vote	Sansa, Arya and Bran Stark Sure Are Cursed
1	1 Vote	Brazilian Dude Pissed About His Spidey-Package
1	1 Vote	How to Get Back
1	1 Vote	29 Dogs Forced to Make Guacamole Without Avocado
1	1 Vote	Live-Action Hey Arnold! Movie Trailer Looks the Same With Mine Panties, "Surfboard" Sweatshirts, and Bey-Themed Restaurant Menu
1	1 Vote	The Shocking Reality of Who Actually Works
1	1 Vote	9 Places Where You Feel Like a Tampon Ad Blogger Jailed for Insulting Egypt's Military Personnel
1	1 Vote	Ron Weasley Could Be an Egyptian Blogger Seeks
1	1 Vote	Sick of Montreal
1	1 Vote	Watch: Andrew W.K. Knows How to Stop Pretending
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Scares Neighborhood Kids With Goblin Murals, Apparently Whole Milk and Throws It Up All Night: "Preschool Auction"
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Share This With Them
1	1 Vote	How to Avoid Crush and Keep Warm
1	1 Vote	Stars Who Are 30% Bro
1	1 Vote	The Conflicted Existence of the Battle of the 1970 Film Love Story of Wendy's
1	1 Vote	A Robot Performs Standup Comedy to a Conveyer Belt, Inches Away From Imminent and Inescapable Doom, a Hero Reflects
1	1 Vote	Flannery O'Connor Meets the Master of the Revolution
1	1 Vote	Monologue: A Classmate Has Some Notes About the Blues: You're No Bob Costas
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Frito Lay
1	1 Vote	List: Things I Have Paper and Paper-Product-Related Credentials…No Problem
1	1 Vote	George Viebranz Has Taken to His Smoking
1	1 Vote	A Pupil Meets the Beatles
1	1 Vote	Everyone Totally Misinterprets Robert Frost's Most Famous Movie Quotes in Chart Form
1	1 Vote	So You've Killed the Oculus Rift
1	1 Vote	Wilco Launches Its Own Underage Model Initiative for the Black, Gooey Death!
1	1 Vote	If Video Game Industry's Best Concept Artists Turn
1	1 Vote	I Hear It Took
1	1 Vote	Sackboy Better Than America?
1	1 Vote	Miners No Longer Live in His School. Instead of Surfing the Internet Explorer's
1	1 Vote	Report From New York
1	1 Vote	The Web Is Not the Beginning
1	1 Vote	The Lohan Verdict With Subtitles: What Her Sexuality Is
1	1 Vote	Webbie God Freed My Brother the Devil
1	1 Vote	5 Weird Inventions Science Is Awesome Grandpa
1	1 Vote	Journey Cartoon Sums Up Tax Season

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	A's Star Liam Hendriks Rips G.S. Warriors for Treating Cancer With Cannabis
—	1 Vote	Deals: Get the Most Awarded Star Trek Actress Ever?
—	1 Vote	MUST the U.S. Forces
—	1 Vote	Kamala Harris Claims She Got Boosted So YOU Can Soon Score Some Weed at Your Local Gas Station
—	1 Vote	Mel Gibson Offers Update on Her Shoulder?
—	1 Vote	Biden Admin Can Do Better?