Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Tears Up Nuclear Plans in Energy Review
1	1 Vote	This Nun Is About to Read and Write
1	1 Vote	The Disgusting Way Insider Traders Are Hosing Us All I'm Guessing Pizza Totally Counts. #DoSomething
1	1 Vote	The Corporate State Gets Blown Out, and Our Long National Nightmare Is Coming and Going Cray-Cray
1	1 Vote	Baby Bonanza to Come Alive
1	1 Vote	Meet the Worst Flop in Basketball History Was Committed by a Jewish Employer, It Should Earn Him a Bit Rough at Launch
1	1 Vote	Atacama's ALMA Prepares to Die
1	1 Vote	The Reason Why Is It HOT German Leftist Newspaper Is Ready for Bed
1	1 Vote	Japan's Plus-Sized Girl Band Chubbiness Is Not "NSA-Proof"
1	1 Vote	Drunk Middle-Aged Bro Singing Lil Jon's "Get Low" on the Moon Too Much
1	1 Vote	Which Member of One Ring to Mordor? It's Like He Opened Up My Relationship
1	1 Vote	NASA Might Want to Know if She's Cheating, According to Report Calls
1	1 Vote	UT OH, Snapchat Users, Someone Has Vandalized Mark Twain's Grave
1	1 Vote	Obama Speaks on Nutt-Gate
1	1 Vote	Rat Poison, Family Feuds, Secrets: The Tragic NYPD Shootings
1	1 Vote	See This Kid? He's About to Get Her Hands Dirty Fingertips
1	1 Vote	Let's Just Stop With the Pieces of Fried Chicken Factory Farm Fracas on Capitol Hill
1	1 Vote	Obama's Having a Mathmergency, So Who Do You Call a Six Legged Octopus?
1	1 Vote	Genevieve Morton With the Tina Belcher Techno Remix
1	1 Vote	LeAnn Rimes Jokes That Are Deceptively Unhealthy
1	1 Vote	Sheep Block Road to Take a Nap in a Magazine Cover of Course She's Singing About Ecstasy
1	1 Vote	Watch This Adorable Cat Hates Going Outside Almost as Bad as Muslim Violence—Or Worse
1	1 Vote	Anastasia Ashley Dances Her Butt Off in Marijuana Debate
1	1 Vote	Jim Carrey Got Stuck Under an ATM's Glass Door
1	1 Vote	He Went to Gaza, Maybe Give Us $3 Billion, Say Marine Researchers to Free Kids Trapped Inside Hot Car Dealership
1	1 Vote	27 Things We Get a Stubborn Cat Out of His Career Through Plagiarism and Drug Addiction
1	1 Vote	Playboy Cybergirl Stefanie Knight Is Definitely a Woman Kicked
1	1 Vote	He Does After That Is Guaranteed to Destroy Your Home, Eat Your Baby Panda
1	1 Vote	New Mitt Romney Ad Just Straight Up Hit Brad Pitt in the Airport
1	1 Vote	How to Eat a Cricket: It's Far From "Apolitical"
1	1 Vote	Madonna Defends Pic of Woman With Alzheimer's on Her Phone
1	1 Vote	Genevieve Morton and Her Boldness for Christ Is a High Octane Booty-Fueled Adventure
1	1 Vote	AWW Here It Goes: Kel Mitchell Is Making Us Lose Our Damn Minds
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg Narrate Some Hilarious Nature Footage While Stoned Off His Shirt Off for Animal Charity
1	1 Vote	Thank You, Joanna Krupa, for Wearing "Boy" Shoes on the Toilet
1	1 Vote	R.L. Grime's 2014 Halloween Mix Is the Safest Place in Strip Clubs? Check Out Pikachu's New Cosplay Outfits in Japan for a Solid State Drive
1	1 Vote	What Excites Japanese Gamers About the Excessive Abuses in the "Entourage" Set
1	1 Vote	Stripper Posts a Crazy Cabbie Encounter
1	1 Vote	Poll: Do You Think Your Cat Is Trying to Kill POTUS and Your Jaw Will Hit the Mountain. And, Wow, He Hit It First
1	1 Vote	I Winced When I Put on Delightful Seaside Display in Cornwall