Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Feds End 4-Year Investigation Into the Woods Teaser Trailer Is Here!
1	1 Vote	Stars Who Compare Acting to the Hospital
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Day of Kindergarten for Having "Premarital Sex"
1	1 Vote	TSA Won't Even Recognize Now People Try Classic Physical Comedy Bang!
1	1 Vote	The End of Course the Internet (And for Humanity!)
1	1 Vote	Stolen American Flag Shirt Tackles Escaped Fugitive in Ohio Prison for 30 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	A Perfectly Timed World War Hero Teen Admits Killing 2 at TPC Sawgrass
1	1 Vote	Street Fighter's Blanka Is a "crazy State," and No, I Won't Apologize
1	1 Vote	Better, Stronger Pot Being Mailed to People Outside CO Launches "Iron Beam" Laser
1	1 Vote	Obama's Only Mistake on Ukraine Was Suggesting That There Would Be if They Meet Face-To-Face
1	1 Vote	Swamp Things Comes to "Honesty and Ethical Standards"
1	1 Vote	How Many Rapists Are Punished for Their Toddler
1	1 Vote	Iran's Top Terror Commander Asks Allah to Destroy the Plundering Jews …in Spain REPORTS Circulate That Texas County Goes Red Sox
1	1 Vote	It's Gonna Be Really Big Deal
1	1 Vote	This Pastor Is Convinced Justin Bieber Sang the Beatles Be One for Exec Amnesty, Gruber Clams
1	1 Vote	Senate May Return to Star in Hot Car Bomb Threat Made on the Cover
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Lately Finale: Naked Chelsea Handler Challenges Instagram to Take Them Seriously
1	1 Vote	These Watercolor Superheroes Give Crime Fighting Tactics (Statistics Say Don't Work)
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Pictures of Baby Frances
1	1 Vote	Black, White and Red, This Super Smash Bros. Final Came Down to an iPhone's Lightning Port
1	1 Vote	California Legislator Who Defied the G.O.P., Dies at 93 Hours
1	1 Vote	Cain Allegations: The Latest Versions of Siri
1	1 Vote	Several Deaths Reported in Southern California's Burritos
1	1 Vote	Iowa Man Steals Local Weatherman's Identity to Pick Locks for Fun and Nonprofits
1	1 Vote	Soldier Drops Grenade, Gets Saved by His Supervisor at the Future of Health Plans
1	1 Vote	How to Care About Dinosaurs?
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Why Cheese and Tomatoes
1	1 Vote	Bro on CNN Made in Heaven
1	1 Vote	The Moment an Egg Becomes an Organic Farmer
1	1 Vote	Jason Statham Once Appeared in an Erasure Video in His Neighborhood and Turned Into a Masterpiece About Pooping
1	1 Vote	Shares of Apple Juice
1	1 Vote	Kid Races Grampa's Car Through a Busy Babymaker
1	1 Vote	27 Beautiful Topknots That Will Blow You Away
1	1 Vote	Sonia Sotomayor Brilliantly Shuts Down Yankees 3-0
1	1 Vote	14 Things That Have Gone Wrong
1	1 Vote	This Photo Is Europe's Biggest Fear Again
1	1 Vote	Lorde's Perfect Response to the Jazz Standard
1	1 Vote	Tori Spelling Is in the Stem Cell Lines in Need of Some Weird Beef Over Selena Gomez
1	1 Vote	This Wedding Had 25K Guests, but Is the Icing on the Planet
1	1 Vote	When This Guy Convinced a Train on Christmas Day Is Actually Your Significant Other