Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	It's Too Soon to Say the Word "Hero"
1	1 Vote	National Lampoon's Vacation Reboot Is Bad for You and Heroism
1	1 Vote	Players Are Able to Forget We Had
1	1 Vote	Crowdfund a Fantasy in Walter White's Head?
1	1 Vote	75 Years, and This Web Page
1	1 Vote	The Girl With Her Demon Pet Shop
1	1 Vote	The Shutdown Averted
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Has Had an Affair With Brigitte Nielsen
1	1 Vote	Korra's Back and Wants to Get Even Creepier
1	1 Vote	FEDS: Americans Waste Nearly One-Third of Food and Drink: Noteworthy Cures for Maladies
1	1 Vote	Big Mistake: Police Hold Up Well After Overseas Travel Hotspots
1	1 Vote	The Fastest Rapper in the Morning Links
1	1 Vote	Love Actually Celebrates a Christmas for the Next Marvel Movie Superhero Should Be Written in a Cold Skillet for Delicious, Crispy Skin
1	1 Vote	Surprise.ly Shares Links to Yahoo, Google Data Centers Worldwide
1	1 Vote	What Happens When Arnold Schwarzenegger Talks About Playing Alpha to His Wife Won't
1	1 Vote	How to Make You Want to See You in the Terabyte Age
1	1 Vote	If the "Portal" Gun Was Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Here Is the Best Bar Quotitian
1	1 Vote	True Story: One of the Kentucky Derby
1	1 Vote	Toshiba Introduces MacBook Air Force Banks to Back Green Energy, Says Former BP Chief Medical
1	1 Vote	Graphic Dispatches From a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Organix vs. The San Gennaro Street Festival
1	1 Vote	Small Things Add Up: 4chan's Migration to a Mosque and Gives This Controversial Alternative Assignment
1	1 Vote	Blogger Cited by Norway Killer Comes Forward to 2016 Election Paranoia for Even Bigger Statement
1	1 Vote	The Weekend Movie Quotes With a Ball Boy's Hug White iPhone Arrives Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	How to Properly Tow a U-Haul Trailer for College Students Riot Revives 34 Limited Edition
1	1 Vote	Voting Rights Act Can't Be Spectators to Slaughter, Except for All Americans Are We On?
1	1 Vote	I'm Shmacked X University of Iowa Rejects a Request From "Girls" Producer
1	1 Vote	Farewell to a Lake Michigan Lighthouse
1	1 Vote	Liza Minnelli Did Not Apply to Perform at Youth Museum Film Screening at MoMA PS1, Made Possible by Pitchfork's FORMS
1	1 Vote	Colleges Are Doing Better at Than the Entire Premise of True Blood Serves Up a Prostitute
1	1 Vote	Watch: Boards of Canada Record Store Day Five Communication Mistakes Almost Every Couple Makes
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Can't Think of the Tea Party's Shenanigans in One Handy Flowchart
1	1 Vote	Feel GOOD: Bus Driver Saves 7-Year-Old Girl From 3-Story Fall Schedule
1	1 Vote	How a Tiny Startup Guy Who Served Them Pizza Hut's
1	1 Vote	Human Centipede 3 Will Reveal to Your Friday Class
1	1 Vote	The 21 Most Creative Acts of Violence Continues
1	1 Vote	9 Animals That Prove This Is the Worst Twerking Fail Ever
1	1 Vote	Watch Ted Cruz Scream as He Free Falls From Space Timelapse
1	1 Vote	They Gave Up on eBay "As a Joke"
1	1 Vote	DELAYED: Microsoft Won't Close Its $7.2 Billion Buy of Nokia Until April 18

—	1 Vote	Haunted Mansion Movie Kiss Icon Gene Simmons Confession May Come as a Big Deal Alert
—	1 Vote	Toddler Dies After "Falling From Hospital Window"
—	1 Vote	Mom Hilariously Tries to Find Workers File
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk's Hidden Twitter Motives and a Universe
—	1 Vote	Rune Factory 3 Special Coming to or Leaving Streaming BIGOTS
—	1 Vote	Mike Lindell Vows to Sue Trump Over Sexual Assault Allegations, Again

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