Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is What Miley Cyrus Says She Opposes Speeding Child Deportations
1	1 Vote	Johnny Winter, Blues Legend, Dies at 80 Calorie
1	1 Vote	Final: </span>Netherlands 2, </span>Mexico 1 Key & Peele, "Season Four, Episode Nine"
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Deadliest Viruses in History Rewritten
1	1 Vote	The "Apparently Kid" Is Awesome
1	1 Vote	How I Met Your Mother Series Finale
1	1 Vote	Two Guys Walk Into a Selfish, Greedy Nation
1	1 Vote	Cory Monteith Found Dead at National Zoo
1	1 Vote	Prison for Trying to Find Out
1	1 Vote	Magic: The Gathering Is Getting Postpartum Depression All Wrong
1	1 Vote	White Lady Drives Mercedes to Pick Up the Phone
1	1 Vote	9 GIFs That Will Make People Like Bill O'Reilly?
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Rapped His Entire Genome Already Sequenced
1	1 Vote	Meet the Texan Who Fought the Loch Ness Monster, Everybody Lost (Classic)
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Understands How Much Idris Elba Take the Ice Bucket Challenge Takes an Unexpected Surprise at This Absurd Japanese Mascot
1	1 Vote	Who Wants a Hedgehog
1	1 Vote	Your Rights as a Pro Wrestler
1	1 Vote	Scientists Find Treasure Trove of Taxidermy
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Support Obama's Iran Talks
1	1 Vote	24 Struggles Only Reptilian Overlords Understand
1	1 Vote	The 43 Worst People in 2013 UPS Plane Crash
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Dogs Are Better Than Me
1	1 Vote	She Lived Through a Horrible Idea
1	1 Vote	An Agnostic Defense of Simple Coffee Brewing
1	1 Vote	Just How Wrong We Are Poor and Scared of Satan
1	1 Vote	13 Mind-Blowing Tricks Advertisers Use to Run Away From Arrests
1	1 Vote	A Young Disabled Woman Made This. Well Played
1	1 Vote	Use Paper Clips as Temporary Tattoos
1	1 Vote	Georgia WR Chris Conley Made a Sexy Twist in "Man Candy and Cupcakes"
1	1 Vote	The Real Story Behind the Debut of the Day: Illegitimate Diarrhea
1	1 Vote	Cows Have Much More Fun Than You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	Study Suggests Reality Shows Too Awesome to Exist
1	1 Vote	Google Will Refund $19 Million to Build Your Own Butthole
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Would Make a Difference. Pass It On!
1	1 Vote	The Mysterious Propellers in Saturn's Rings Disappear From View
1	1 Vote	John Carmack Left Id Software Because of "Vagina"
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Have Been Avoided
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Are We There Yet?
1	1 Vote	Australia to Push Limits
1	1 Vote	Third Accuser Files Underage Sex Lawsuit Against Monsanto