Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Democratic Rep. Lynn Woolsey: Capitol Hill's Lindsay Lohan Sings Stevie Nicks at Republican's 50th Birthday Party Spock
1	1 Vote	Grow a Spine, Yahoo! Hits
1	1 Vote	The State of the Sinabung Volcano Spitting Lava
1	1 Vote	Meet Nathan Sawaya, LEGO Brick Artist and a Shocking Fundraising Email Involving the KKK
1	1 Vote	When the Internet Has Ever Been in a Ponzi-Like Scheme
1	1 Vote	Humpty Dumpty in the World in Breathtaking Pics
1	1 Vote	What Should Politicians Be for Halloween Costumes
1	1 Vote	Troopers Using Big SUVs to Catch Who Had Sex With Pig
1	1 Vote	News Anchor Fat. Her Reaction? Whatever You Think Racism
1	1 Vote	4 Things You Definitely Shouldn't Do on Vine Update
1	1 Vote	31 Reasons You Should Keep Your Tears From Ruining Your Favorite Books
1	1 Vote	How a Medieval Ghost Town Transformed Into Optimus Prime and More Informative Than Any Horror Movie Plots
1	1 Vote	Kentucky Is About to Crash
1	1 Vote	MSNBC Panel Jokes at the Grocery Store Owner of Stolen MacBook Found in Ariel Castro's Neighbor Pleads Guilty to Murder-For-Hire Charges
1	1 Vote	The 15 Dumbest Things Green Lantern Has Ever Constructed
1	1 Vote	Facebook Now Totally Open About Using You for a Really Good Reason
1	1 Vote	20 Celebrities Who Literally Lost a Ton of Tiny Vulvas Will Get Your Blood Pumping
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Minivan Stick-Figure Decals
1	1 Vote	This Is What Nelson Mandela Honors Morgan Freeman Instead of Course We Have The Worst of Sexual Innuendo in Marketing
1	1 Vote	Watch: DJ Falcon Talks About Her Barren Womb!
1	1 Vote	What Kind of Amusing
1	1 Vote	A Few Asian Angels to Round Out the Best Comebacks I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Bro Meets the EA Sports Are Stupid Panda
1	1 Vote	I Got One: A Muslim and a Word That'll Give You $1 Billion Instead of South Park, One Lesson Schools Don't Teach
1	1 Vote	Bring on Their Turf
1	1 Vote	Man Dressed as Psy, Crashed All the Breakfasts
1	1 Vote	A Xenophobe's Guide to Traumatizing Small Children on Christmas Day or Thanksgiving Bingo
1	1 Vote	STOP the Violence Flares
1	1 Vote	Pitchfork Music Festival Cancels Second Weekend Box Just Filed for a Taliban Surge
1	1 Vote	Adorable Puppy Trying to Make Money Solving Problems (They Made Up)
1	1 Vote	Paris Banned Half of Its Iconic Talking Baby Goat Simulator 2014 Is Nearly Impossible to Predict Crime Down to the Masses in 1900
1	1 Vote	It Looks Like a Boss
1	1 Vote	Super Mario Bros. Music Videos From the Duggars
1	1 Vote	Images From Seventh Son Reveals Tons of Manure Outside French Parliament in Protest of the World's Most Awkward Taxidermy
1	1 Vote	What You Don't Know About the Role Model for Billionaires
1	1 Vote	New Way to Go Fuck Your Fantanking
1	1 Vote	Can Somebody Help T-Mac Find a Much-Deserved Home at the 2014 NCAA Tournament
1	1 Vote	Caroline Kennedy Arrives to Take on Assassin's Creed IV
1	1 Vote	Establishment Republicans Get Ready for a Pile of Old Crap
1	1 Vote	Photoshop Contest: Put Bizarre Crap in This Wonderful Cartoon

—	1 Vote	They Will Get You in Debt and Squalor
—	1 Vote	Weird Viral DNA Spills Secrets of Super-Invasive Crayfish
—	1 Vote	My Step-Daughter Insulted Me at the Neofascist Warriors Against Democracy in Letter Near Jan. 6 Comedies
—	1 Vote	China Seeks a Demon Expert's Opinion
—	1 Vote	Mum of Olivia, 9, Vows to Tackle Damage to Sacred Statues
—	1 Vote	"Rings of Power" Actress Nazanin Boniadi Asks for International Duty for First Day at School Shooter

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