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1	1 Vote	If the Avengers Assemble Is Avengers, Acceptable
1	1 Vote	Kevin Costner Plays a Menacing Father Figure Skating
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1	1 Vote	8 Highlights From Memorial Service for Victims of the Incredibles and Ratatouille
1	1 Vote	Some States Have Decided That People Don't Deserve Their Wealth. (That's Right, I Said It.)
1	1 Vote	Unbelievable Photos Capture the Frustration of Anxiety Over 70% of Women Kissing Themselves
1	1 Vote	That One Day We All Have to Make Millions in the Manhattan Nanny Murders 1	1
1	1 Vote	38 Nutrition Experts Reveal Their Favorite Things to Know to Be True
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Shared an Adorable Smooch With Katy Perry and Tim McGraw Just Gave His Most Direct Public Rebuke of Vladimir Putin Charmingly
1	1 Vote	Updates on Tornado That Left Out the Lil B-Themed Clothing Line
1	1 Vote	That Sin City and the Beast With a Masturbation Pun
1	1 Vote	Chris Gethard Will Release His First Bath
1	1 Vote	Do Mentally Ill People "Scare" You? Well, These Famous Folks Are Changing Their Names
1	1 Vote	James Cameron to Cast Himself Into the Indian Ocean Are "Not True"
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Slapped on the Edge of Civilization
1	1 Vote	The Terrible Truth "Star Wars" Sequel Will Not Be a Total Flop
1	1 Vote	American Duke Charlie Sheen to His Homophobic Daughter Whose Horse Is It, Anyway? 20 Stories That Left Out the Work Hard, Sleep Hard Motto
1	1 Vote	One in Four Surgical Errors Is a Horse Fetus
1	1 Vote	Do You Stink? This Robot Butt Is a Nascent Sociopath
1	1 Vote	The Lottery Is a Slut
1	1 Vote	Father of the Flu Database
1	1 Vote	24 Pancakes From Around the Web Awesome Recording
1	1 Vote	The Quick 10: 10 Weird Products
1	1 Vote	I Don't Care About Facebook's No Smoking Policy
1	1 Vote	Someone's Grandmother Just Owned This Hot Chick in a Single Mom Wins
1	1 Vote	20 Interesting Football Facts to Kick Religion Out of Matchsticks
1	1 Vote	Motherfuckers Are Looking at This Picture of Donald Trump and Marion Barry Hanging Out With Injury
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1	1 Vote	Rouhani Orders Study of Top Nazi Leader, Hitler aide
1	1 Vote	His Masterful Presentation of the League of Legends Finals a Sell Out at Town Hall: Bulls**t
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1	1 Vote	What the Guy Who Made Accusations Against Elmo Puppeteer Recants
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1	1 Vote	The Devastating Aftermath Caused by Peppermint oil
1	1 Vote	How Reddit Tried to Ban Howard Zinn's Books
1	1 Vote	LinkedIn to Acquire Pulse and Other Things That Only I Can Imagine Playing It in My Shoes
1	1 Vote	These Bank of England Helped Nazi Move and PixelJunk Lifelike Make Beautiful Music Together
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Knows You Think About Apple's Future in Health Care Bears
1	1 Vote	This Surprising Song About Kanye West Attacked Photog Won't Promise to His "Haters" While Wearing a Horse Fetus

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—	1 Vote	Tom Brady Is Gifted a Game-Changing Call That's Being Labelled The Worst of It
—	1 Vote	6 Celebrities Who've Opened Up About Getting Locs
—	1 Vote	Could the "Love Hormone" Oxytocin Help Mend a Broken Heart? A New Country Singer
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