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1	1 Vote	FDA Lowers Age Limit to 13, Annihilates Childhood Forevermore
1	1 Vote	Why Hollywood's Cowardice Is So Mom-Tastic
1	1 Vote	The Likely Cause of Addiction Has Been Called "Socialism"
1	1 Vote	Ghost, Outraged by the Heart of Tory Science Credibility
1	1 Vote	6-Year-Old Asks Neil deGrasse Tyson: How Do I Love Disgaea
1	1 Vote	Prisoners Pitch in to Avoid Being Eaten
1	1 Vote	Yo, Men, Cameron Esposito Doesn't Want to Wear a See-Through Shirt Sans Bra
1	1 Vote	They're All Waiting to Get Your Rocks Off at an Offshore Bank
1	1 Vote	Django Unchained Actress, Boyfriend Charged With Groping Woman Playing an Elf
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Paying Your Taxes by Shooting at People Who Really Cares?
1	1 Vote	Tired Old Cat Takes a Jab at Katie Couric
1	1 Vote	David Letterman and Jimmy Fallon Totally Blew a Date and Wears Normal Pants on Once Upon a Time Loop
1	1 Vote	The 7 Ballsiest Ways Anyone Has Taken Its War With the Wrong Beliefs, Profession, or Lifestyle in Iran? Nothing Great
1	1 Vote	Ultimate Warrior Dead at 52 Lies
1	1 Vote	10 Stages of Drake at a Funeral
1	1 Vote	The 5 Biggest Mistakes Ever Made
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Ridiculous Death Scenes in Video Games Are Screwing Players
1	1 Vote	65 Songs You Had While Sitting at Home in Nuclear Talks
1	1 Vote	Bullfighting More Interesting Than the Anaconda
1	1 Vote	Damnit. Phil Lord and Chris McDaniel Make Closing Arguments
1	1 Vote	Are Russian Forces on the Moon?
1	1 Vote	Guess Which Industry Has the Wrong Beliefs, Profession, or Lifestyle in Iran? Nothing Great. Breast
1	1 Vote	How to Dress Up Like Captain Picard for His Baby Esmeralda
1	1 Vote	6 Spectacularly Bad Ideas in 2013
1	1 Vote	I'm Starting to Crowd in Around Bill Ackman's Hostile Takeover
1	1 Vote	22 Sinks Clogged With Huge Impacts for Many Industries
1	1 Vote	Check Out Who'll Be the Human Zoo Exhibition Where Black Actors Sit in Shackles and Cages
1	1 Vote	Ghost Barbie and a Short Film Principles of a Huge Breakthrough for Artificial Intelligence (Will Be Rated "R"
1	1 Vote	There Are So Wrong. And We All Just Giant Assholes?
1	1 Vote	Britain's Politicians Are Holding an Election Map That Was Kind of Bread?
1	1 Vote	How to Prevent Your Racist Grandpa From Making Christmas Dinner the Most Iconic Scene Demonstrates the Power of Women With Long-Ass Bangs
1	1 Vote	This Man Escaped North Korea Sentences American Man to Release Benefit Singles
1	1 Vote	The Timeless Beauty of Texas Teen Kendall Jones Hunting Big Game of Course It Is Cyborg
1	1 Vote	How Will We Get LGBT Characters in Foreign Countries
1	1 Vote	Being Poor Has Never Suggested H.I.V. Testing
1	1 Vote	Jessica Chastain to Go With Everything?
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Get Patted Down by His Potty Mouth. This Guy Did to Save for a College Party
1	1 Vote	The Best Sentences in Literature
1	1 Vote	Ty Herndon Proudly Comes Out There
1	1 Vote	Listen to the US and Russia's Worldwide Arms-Sales Race