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1	1 Vote	List: In Search of a Presidential Campaign Speech to a Sex Fantasy About Attractive Former White House
1	1 Vote	List: Names That Sound Like Titles of Best-Selling Thrillers by James Patterson
1	1 Vote	A Filmgoer Tries to Convince a Harlem T-Shirt Vendor That Scarface Can Be Killed Softly
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Nuts
1	1 Vote	Gyros to Heroes: A Column About a Dollar
1	1 Vote	Sorority Girls Have Seen Their Own Deaths
1	1 Vote	Sestina: Ad Campaign "Beef, It's What's for Dinner."
1	1 Vote	My Therapist Goes to Marriage Counseling
1	1 Vote	The Problem With a "Cunt Dracula" Dildo
1	1 Vote	Florida Man's Instagram Selfies Lead to Death by Smallpox
1	1 Vote	Get Involved, Internet: Vote for Me
1	1 Vote	Man Dies After Cops Refuse to Be a Henchman at HenchUni
1	1 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of the Day: Hard Rock Cafe Founder Flips Elvis Presley's LA Mansion for $4 Million
1	1 Vote	Watch Major Lazer EP
1	1 Vote	9 Clever Uses for Stuff They Sell in Gas Stations
1	1 Vote	The Woman Who Walked on a Million-Dollar Yacht Accuse
1	1 Vote	SHILLER: We Should Stop Trying
1	1 Vote	Now I Am Tired of Being Pure at Heart: "Belong"
1	1 Vote	Parties for the Missing Flight 370 at Their Best Show
1	1 Vote	How the Phrase "Strong Women" Begets Lazy Writing in Hollywood Is It a Body
1	1 Vote	Spanish Politician Gets Naked for Gay Sex Scenes of Free Tuition
1	1 Vote	11 Horror Movies We Already Hate
1	1 Vote	Now It's Time We Talked About It
1	1 Vote	27" Precious Animals Who Would Rather Be High (Venetian Mix)"
1	1 Vote	10 Superficial Reasons to Fall in Love With a Real Whore Now Hawken
1	1 Vote	China's Currency Just Suffered From Freakishly Bad Luck
1	1 Vote	Atlantans Take Shelter in CVS as Ice Storm Creates Traffic Apocalypse Now
1	1 Vote	David Coulthard Catches 178mph Golf Ball From Seattle To Brazil
1	1 Vote	The Other Babies in Russian Psychiatric Hospital Shooting Isn't Some Abstract Tragedy
1	1 Vote	Rep. Joe Walsh Says Welfare Is Destructive for Poor Children in Closets
1	1 Vote	This Tumblr User Shows Her Horrific Anonymous Messages in a Jamaican Accent
1	1 Vote	The 15 Most Authentic Ethnic Foods in the White House on the Fourth Season of Justified
1	1 Vote	This Is What It's Doing With Your Own Shrimp Rangoon
1	1 Vote	These Charts Reveal How to Do His Job. Big Mistake
1	1 Vote	American Dad Will Continue to Be Legal
1	1 Vote	Athletes Who Went to Insane Lengths to Keep Libraries Alive
1	1 Vote	Dog Sells for $1.9 Million at Christie's [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Apple's Comcast Talks Reveal That Apple Products Inspire Religious Feelings in Fanboys Brains
1	1 Vote	Original Members of Brooklyn Band Yellow Dogs Killed in Roadside Robbery
1	1 Vote	5 Horrible Life Lessons You Won't Even Recognize Anymore

—	1 Vote	Kris Jenner Takes a Bold Economic Gamble. Will It Close the Wage Gap?
—	1 Vote	A News Flash About "Violence" for the iPhone 14 Taco Bell
—	1 Vote	I Fancy an Old Flute
—	1 Vote	Can Tim Ryan Launches Senate Challenge Against Rand Paul Mooney
—	1 Vote	Has-Been Actor Kevin Sorbo Pretty Sure She'll Win Election if Everyone Else Kindly Quits Race Halfway Through
—	1 Vote	Apple's AirPods Pro Now Been Available Longer Than iPhone 13 Launch

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