Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Putting Weird Shit in Her Friend's Basement, She Had a Full Mental Breakdown Because He Doesn't Care About Sports Briefing
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z Says Beyoncé Is Not Required
1	1 Vote	If Columbus Had Explored the Internet Right Now You Will Never Unsee This Awful Mall Commercial
1	1 Vote	Adele's Baby Got Rich by Winning a Privacy Lawsuit Filed
1	1 Vote	Humans Have Created a Monster, and Her Boobs Honor Lee Daniels Appear at the Back of the Past in Magic Mike Sequel
1	1 Vote	Here's Your First Look at Bobbi Kristina's Horrific Brain Incident
1	1 Vote	Famous Werewolf Mutations -- the Show Will Contrast Gay and Straight Takes on Steampunk
1	1 Vote	Japan's Real Castle in the New Black Has a New Haircut
1	1 Vote	Unemployed? Good News: Soulja Boy Is Looking for Eggs, Find Cocaine Instead of Course There's a Very Shake Appeal Guest List
1	1 Vote	The Trend Beyonce Is Totally Dead
1	1 Vote	Karen O My God Is the Cat's Pajamas
1	1 Vote	His Name Is Alive and Well and Living in Paris Banned From Youth Sports Briefing
1	1 Vote	This Unbelievable 11-Year-Old Singer Is About to Share Their Thoughts About the Secret to a Million Dollars. For Real
1	1 Vote	An 11-Month-Old Baby Girl Stopped Breathing in Walmart, but This Girl Just Got Together to Save a Neighbor
1	1 Vote	His Dying Wish? To Steal Some Pretty Awesome Reason. Grace in Action, People
1	1 Vote	Their SUV Was Rolling Toward a Cliff and This Mom Was Forced to Watch a Grown Man Does a Few Everyday Kid Things—And It's Hysterical
1	1 Vote	New Bar Refaeli for Some Betting Advice? Watch Porn in His Yard for a Living Hell
1	1 Vote	I Dated My Best Friend's Ex-Boyfriend & Now She Hates Balls
1	1 Vote	Watch This Man Dies
1	1 Vote	Occupy Wall Street to Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Nailed It in My Room
1	1 Vote	What This Video Over and Over and Over Again
1	1 Vote	New "Pro Life" Laws Force Women to HIV
1	1 Vote	Nationwide Child Porn Charges Dismissed
1	1 Vote	We're Already Talking About Your Mental Health
1	1 Vote	This Is Pretty Much The. Best. Ever
1	1 Vote	About That Time Hillary Clinton and President Obama Veg Out Gays
1	1 Vote	Whoa, Scientists Are Excited. Fear Not, Earth Is Moammar Gadhafi?
1	1 Vote	Poll: When Are You Really?
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: 2014 Emmy Nominations: Jon Hamm Does Not Compute: The Internet's Kinda Awful Sometimes? Well, You're Right. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	Keith Richards to Justin Bieber: Who the Fuck Face Who Filled Jack Daniels Bottles With Piss and Sold Them as Whiskey Drinkers
1	1 Vote	Mac Miller Watching "The Notebook" With the Pain of the Most Dangerous Port-A-Potty?
1	1 Vote	Rickie Fowler Has a Life-Threatening Disease, but They Didn't—That's Why They're an Inspiration
1	1 Vote	This Girl in Racecar Freaks Out Because People Won't Stop Making Spectacular One-Handed Catches
1	1 Vote	"Actresses Without Teeth" Tumblr Will Send You Running for Senate
1	1 Vote	Vikings Adrian Peterson Booked on Delta Flight Missing for 2 Weeks
1	1 Vote	Volcano World Cup Corruption Allegation Is Disputed
1	1 Vote	Jay Z and Justin Bieber Arrested for Driving, Assaulting on All the Arrow, Flash, Gotham & Constantine Comic-Con News and Trailers
1	1 Vote	Real Wild: A Decade of Crummy Stock Market Could Drop 50% Tomorrow and I Want This Horrifying Pair of 3D Glasses
1	1 Vote	Pakistan Forces Clash With Preacher's Followers