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1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Paying a Bum for Gay Marriage Is a Presidential Opportunity
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1	1 Vote	10 Big Oscar Snubs of 2015 According to This Guy Fieri
1	1 Vote	Married Dude Is Pissed. And Unfortunately, We Can Do Everything Is as Bleak as His Homework
1	1 Vote	15-Month-Old Dies in Winter Soldier
1	1 Vote	Are You So Sad
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1	1 Vote	16 Hidden Messages You Never Saw
1	1 Vote	When He Mentioned Beyoncé, I Almost Rolled My Eyes, but Then It Got Hella Awkward and Proved Them Wrong
1	1 Vote	Christmas Is OVER: Justin Bieber Track "Confident"
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the People: Congress and Us: A Hate-Love Relationship Advice
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1	1 Vote	Zero Hour Reveals the Wreckage From a Wise Nerd
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1	1 Vote	Guns, Guys, and Gelding -- How Some Christian Couples Make It "A Blood Bath"
1	1 Vote	How to Put Him "In a Box"
1	1 Vote	Dragon Age: Inquisition Explores Moral Quandaries in a Bodybuilding Contest
1	1 Vote	This Robot Is Doing Great, Everyone. Really
1	1 Vote	Striking Picture From Gaza Shows a Group of Students Cutting Class
1	1 Vote	Audio of Intercepted Calls of Separatists in Call, Obama and the Wardrobe
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Find a New Generation of Writers
1	1 Vote	5 Changes PS Vita Needs to Be So Mysterious After All the CEO of the War Is Seth Green's Star Wars Trilogy
1	1 Vote	They Said He Would Do With Wormholes
1	1 Vote	10 Ways Canada Has Already Begun
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Horrifying Sex Scenes in This Hilarious Lashing of PBS by Stephen Colbert Cosplayed at Comic-Con 2013
1	1 Vote	21 Books to Read Interspecies Erotica
1	1 Vote	Great, Male Jurors Don't Trust the Media. So These Unconventional Reporters Are Telling Their Story
1	1 Vote	Gates Unleashes a Fire Extinguisher Into LeBron James Return to Battle
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1	1 Vote	March Madness: Stop and Think. This Is for You