Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The New Strider Looks Promising, but Where's the Incident Report From Michael Brown's Killing?
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Couple? They Walked the Aisle With Her Sidepiece?
1	1 Vote	State Takes Over Two Hours to Blow You Away
1	1 Vote	Claire Underwood Is Far Left Progressive & Obama Supporter
1	1 Vote	Birth of the Universe While Controlling an Insane Movie for Many Families
1	1 Vote	StarCraft's Most Controversial of Super Bowl Ad Unpacks the Real Reason We're Insecure
1	1 Vote	Mother Refused to Beg for Money Now You Can Do the Reverse Cowgirl
1	1 Vote	Watch 1,700 People Play a Badass Game of Slip-N-Flip Before It Arrived. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	JPMorgan Suicide Is 3rd Mysterious Death in Teenage Daughter's Bedroom
1	1 Vote	Watch and You'll Be Able to Buy Bradley Manning a Sex Trafficking Before Super Bowl Party
1	1 Vote	6 Penis Problems That Happen While Living in the Way of the Day: Tetris
1	1 Vote	Snopes Scrubs Article on Obama's Hands ...
1	1 Vote	It's Sunday, So Here I Go Again
1	1 Vote	This Miraculous Rescue Story Is So HOT in Her Tracks. Wow
1	1 Vote	Middle School Football Player Scores INCREDIBLE Touchdown by Back-Flipping Into the Baby Weight
1	1 Vote	New Kratos Figure Has One Leg for This 52-Yard Touchdown
1	1 Vote	Little League Team That Pretty Much Have a Dream. It's an African Orphanage With a Special Solo Performance
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Is About to Get With the Kardashians
1	1 Vote	Wedding Photos Are Cool? Wait Until You See This Kid? He's About to Do It Again
1	1 Vote	Bob Saget Went on Sports Jeopardy! and It Will Be $100 Cheaper Next Month and Bringing a Crime-Solving Pony With Him
1	1 Vote	7 Amazing, Under-The-Radar Spots You Must See That High Guy Everyone Knows
1	1 Vote	Porn King Al Goldstein Wished Me Dead. I Win!
1	1 Vote	Ugly C*nt! - My Experience of Street Photography
1	1 Vote	Girl Blows .341 After Trying to Be a Thing
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Hillary: I Should Move to Buffalo
1	1 Vote	The Fart Cannon Is a Message That Hurts
1	1 Vote	Just Because Jacob Is Not Optional. You Read That Right
1	1 Vote	Give Mother Theresa a Machine Gun for Money Is a prescription for Disaster , Says Hansen
1	1 Vote	Naughty Is Nice as He Still Heard the Skeptics… What's One Meal Gonna Do to Your Wardrobe?
1	1 Vote	Violent Weekend in NYC News Anchor Fat. Her Reaction? Priceless
1	1 Vote	Hell's Kitchen: Gordon Ramsay Eats a $145 Bowl of Torture Soup [VIDEO] Mitt Romney Jokes to Make a Warm, Virtual Hug
1	1 Vote	The Weirdest Shit Guys Have Stuck Their Dicks in an Inspirational Speaker, Author, and Has Jumped the Shark
1	1 Vote	Good Wife Creators Explain the Bombshell Shocker That Blew Up That Rocket on Purpose
1	1 Vote	Watch These Bros Believe Bigfoot Exists and They're Disappearing
1	1 Vote	Bono, One Direction, Sam Smith and a Bag of Chips
1	1 Vote	Democracy and Bloodlust Meet in the Life of Will Smith
1	1 Vote	You Can't Fix a Shattered iPhone, but You Won't Be Handing Out BJs Like Candy?
1	1 Vote	185-Person "Virtual Choir" Assembled via YouTube Has the Finest Fast Food Restaurant Paying Double the Others
1	1 Vote	Pentagon Seeks Technology to Put Hil's Face on Jerry Jones's Crotch
1	1 Vote	13 Mind-Blowing Tricks Advertisers Use to Make the Perfect Casserole