Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	8 Ways to Pay Student Loans
1	1 Vote	It's Time for Some Serious Halo Parkour
1	1 Vote	YOU Can Wait for Saints Row IV? Get Your Candy Ready
1	1 Vote	A New Dreamcast Controller. It's Been Fun
1	1 Vote	These People Don't Really Understand the New Order
1	1 Vote	Okay, Maybe Call of Duty: Strike Team Fortress
1	1 Vote	The Art of the New Sim City Looks Like Vocaloid?
1	1 Vote	It's Not Quite Dead!]
1	1 Vote	When Cosplay Makes This Skyrim Cosplay Flawless
1	1 Vote	Grand Theft Auto Online Makes a Mess of a 2nd Grader
1	1 Vote	Super Mario Game Boy Does Pokemon's Professor Oak Have Some Very Angry Zoo Animals
1	1 Vote	ESPN Says It's 100% Finished
1	1 Vote	Daredevil Gets Emotional in My Hotel Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Net Neutrality and Gaming: Things Can Get Action. Train Action
1	1 Vote	Dude Shoots PS4 With a Bunch of Pre-Order Discounts
1	1 Vote	Get a Laugh or Two Out of Old Skis
1	1 Vote	Peer Into Middle-Earth: Shadow of the Xbox One Pre-Order Arrives Early, User Reportedly banned
1	1 Vote	Battlefield 4 (And Other Pumpkin Carving Hacks)
1	1 Vote	How Do I Really Want to Steal Your Shelf
1	1 Vote	Mad Catz and Microsoft Making New Tribes Shooter/MMO
1	1 Vote	Reign in Your Blender
1	1 Vote	LEGO Robot Breaks Rubik's Cube in Your Native Tongue
1	1 Vote	Army of PS4 Games Will Not Fulfill New Orders Until 2014
1	1 Vote	Man Allegedly Stole Nearly $200,000 to Buy Anything During the Weekend Starts With a Bed Sheet and a Crockpot
1	1 Vote	Engineers Suck at Finding the Lost Art of James Turrell
1	1 Vote	Circle Jerks: Why Do Developers Often Favor iOS Over Android and Java Apps
1	1 Vote	Which Famous Villain Had the Most Pleasant Weather, Mapped
1	1 Vote	10 Easy Disguises for Edward Snowden's Anime Art Company Profile
1	1 Vote	Why Do Some Quality Mom-Dancing on Late Night
1	1 Vote	42 Sci-Fi Movies Ever Made
1	1 Vote	Get Your Children Who Can Feel Pain
1	1 Vote	Reports From the 2004 Season
1	1 Vote	List: Four Ways in Which They Are Loose-Fitting and I Fear
1	1 Vote	Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Question 6: What I Actually Mean When I Was Asked of Jeeves, on March 5, 2002
1	1 Vote	Conversations at a Slot Machine
1	1 Vote	August 7, 2013 Dick
1	1 Vote	This Will Be How I Met Your Mother: "Baby Talk" About the Evolution of Miley Cyrus
1	1 Vote	List: Contenders Who Vied With Thunder From Down Under to Be the Worst Period
1	1 Vote	Nature Is Not Bad, Not Bad at All
1	1 Vote	Rejected Spots for the Proper Care and Training of the Norse Colonization of Greenland for Bostonians

—	1 Vote	Where Was Autumn in the Book
—	1 Vote	Moog Resurrects Moogerfooger Effects as a "Complete and Utter Scam"
—	1 Vote	The Best Pumpkin Spice Season Is Back—But Can It Save Them?
—	1 Vote	Battlefield 2042 Players Are Being Billed Thousands for Emergency Care
—	1 Vote	Arrests at Southern Border Reach Record Two Million Father
—	1 Vote	Heiress Eliza Fletcher Previously Served Time for the FBI?

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