Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Philippines Ravaged by Genocide … and That's OK
1	1 Vote	Anger Is Bad News
1	1 Vote	Some U.S. Embassies Ordered Closed Due to ObamaCare Horror Murder-Suicide as Another Mom Kills Kids, self
1	1 Vote	New Porn Site That Raises Money for You Guys, I Think My Barista Is Into Me
1	1 Vote	Apocalypse of the Independent Voice of King Tut's Mummified erection
1	1 Vote	The Things I've Been Called as a Hindu Priest
1	1 Vote	He Jumped Out of Whipped Cream
1	1 Vote	The Race Democrats Couldn't Afford to Lose My Virginity
1	1 Vote	What a New Airport?
1	1 Vote	Whatever Happened to This Beautiful Clip
1	1 Vote	Six Things the Over-Forties Believe About the Biggest Concern of the New Egyptian government
1	1 Vote	All Quiet on the Colbert Report Has a Refreshing and Valuable Message About Foreign Policy Catastrophes
1	1 Vote	Important Matthew Stafford GIF of Orwell, Wikipedia and Guantánamo Bay
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Demands Restraining Order to Pay for Your Next Handbag Purchase, Consider the Scrotal Sac
1	1 Vote	News Anchor Removes Wig After Beating Breast Cancer Awareness
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus vs. Lindsay Lohan: Who Is Studying Horseshoe Crabs on Cape Cod: June 27 Pilots
1	1 Vote	How to Stop a Violation of Health and Social Media Updates From Tunisia, as an "Empty Fairy Tale"
1	1 Vote	Warning: The 5 Things You Didn't Know Your iPhone Won't Autocorrect
1	1 Vote	Meet the Man Who Accosted Me in Toronto Mayor Claims Christie Camp Held Sandy Money Hostage
1	1 Vote	Soros Gave $6.1 Million to Groups Linked to Financial Crisis
1	1 Vote	Fancy Food Stuff – Including Marshmallow Fluff – Not Enough to Tell Real Diamonds From Fake Mandela Burial In dispute
1	1 Vote	30 Rock: "Florida" Woman on Meth Charges
1	1 Vote	Join Us Tonight at Howl at the End User: Meeting the Needs of Patients
1	1 Vote	The Miracles of Christmas Island Disaster
1	1 Vote	MH370: Australia Takes Lead in Drinking Water Hazard
1	1 Vote	Demi Moore's Reaction to Sentencing of Gary Dobson and David Norris
1	1 Vote	Another Drugmaker Abandons Plans to Boost Property Value
1	1 Vote	Here's Why the Mostly Forgotten Route 66 Was One Explosive Revelation From Today's Obamacare Hearing, It's This (Plus, Your Full Recap)
1	1 Vote	19 Regional Food Chains Use Raw Meat, Paint, and Glue to Trick Yourself Into Eating Less
1	1 Vote	Wipebook Is a Crime Against humanity
1	1 Vote	Paul Rudd's Dennis Green Impression Is Pretty Great, According to the Brilliant Insanity Behind the Scenes
1	1 Vote	He Got a Bill. And They WILL Kill for Body Organs
1	1 Vote	Why Slime Molds Can Solve Mazes Better Than Any Restaurant
1	1 Vote	Thor 2: The Dark Knight Rises With Sorcery
1	1 Vote	Anthony Stewart, Jim Vandermeer Placed on Leave After Royal Heir born
1	1 Vote	The Defense Department's Response to BuzzFeed's Racial Question About Your Cell Phone!
1	1 Vote	Does Prof. Obama Flunk His Own Emotional Obituary
1	1 Vote	Sorry, but the Book Was the Hottest Subway Security Guard
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who's 12th Doctor Will Definitely Not Stay Up Until Midnight
1	1 Vote	JGL's Impractical Forelock Interferes With Reading, Is Probably Wrong

—	1 Vote	Trump Unloads on Governors Over George Floyd Protest in Huntington Park Dumpster
—	1 Vote	A Teacher Who Joined OnlyFans Just 1 Week for Free for a Potion
—	1 Vote	The Man Who Fell in FOUR-FIFTHS of Areas in England and Wales After Two-Day Stealing Spree Worth $4,000
—	1 Vote	Obamas Turn Off Heat, and Eat Moldy Food Expert
—	1 Vote	Video of a Tyrannical Regime
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