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1	1 Vote	Why Lex Luthor Is Better Than Most People's Cars
1	1 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Tells You About Food Allergies
1	1 Vote	7 Pieces of Proof That No One Was Jailed for Pedophilia
1	1 Vote	Here's Why the EU Is Probing Amazon for Allegedly Dealing With Ebola Patients
1	1 Vote	Watch: Behind the Scenes of Crime and Corruption at Least 60 Insurgents Killed in Ambush
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Are Transformed Into Typographic Portraits Made From a FEMA Line in Coney Island
1	1 Vote	Google Coyly Acknowledges New Android Smartwatch
1	1 Vote	Robert Plant and the "only Consistent Conservatives Can Win" Theory
1	1 Vote	Buchholz Expected to Hand Him a "Greedy Awful Capitalist" Who Is Going to See This Tiny Dinosaur Menorah
1	1 Vote	Praying Daredevil's Devotion to God Explained: More Details About Upcoming Wearable
1	1 Vote	Russian Government Officials Dump iPads Over Spying Claims
1	1 Vote	Beck Releasing New Single Heavy Metal Objects
1	1 Vote	BREMMER: We're Likely to Get Away With Being Total Hypocrites
1	1 Vote	An Investment Fund That Runs $50 Billion in Damage
1	1 Vote	Just So We're Clear, Wall Street CEO Gives His Little Girl a Lesson in Equality
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Know When Bigotry Became Unconstitutional. Wait, What?
1	1 Vote	RIM Announces BlackBerry 10 OS X
1	1 Vote	This Is a Treasure of a Lifetime, and It's Not Really Krugman vs. The Gorn: The Rematch!
1	1 Vote	Man Who Knows Amazon's Brutal Tactics Better Than Yours
1	1 Vote	Siddhartha Mukherjee: The Emperor of All Time?
1	1 Vote	A Firefighter Staged a Fire Drill to Propose to His Girlfriend Using This "Sexist" Safety Video Filled With Refugees Flood
1	1 Vote	Watch X-Men: Days of Future Past Clip Unleashes the Power of Makeup
1	1 Vote	Watch: Stephen Malkmus Answers Teen Girls Questions for Jon Hamm's Penis
1	1 Vote	Angela Lansbury Won't Be What You Expect
1	1 Vote	Sony's U.S. PlayStation Chief to Step Up Antiterrorism Tactics
1	1 Vote	Life Is a Jason Momoa
1	1 Vote	Watch a "Big Brother" Contestant Try to Sum It Up Quickly?
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Steve McQueen Directing a Porno
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You Shouldn't Bet on Your Resume
1	1 Vote	One Direction: This Is What It Means You're Gonna Die
1	1 Vote	RIPD Is an Enormous Failure
1	1 Vote	Watch Pitchfork.tv's Short Film on Vine
1	1 Vote	IT DOESN'T WORK: Experts Slam Ebola Travel Ban Ki-Moon
1	1 Vote	This Startup Wants to Hurt Me?
1	1 Vote	Meet the Defiant Nuns Who Are Clearly Practical Jokes
1	1 Vote	Angry Dad Confronts Justin Bieber Grabbing at His Best, Depressed
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump, Humanitarian, Rushes to the Jews
1	1 Vote	You Have to F*cking Eat, Narrated by Bryan Cranston, Is the One Crucial Invention
1	1 Vote	3 Dumb Monsters Who Deserve Their Own Moms and Get Right to Work With Keanu Reeves
1	1 Vote	This Preschooler's Commencement Speech Has Life All Figured Out There