Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Many Holes Are in the Future of Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	Some Creepy Things Creepy?
1	1 Vote	16 Vintage Underwear Ads That Will Baffle Future Historians
1	1 Vote	The Harsh Alien World Cup
1	1 Vote	Listen to This Dickhead Whale Making Fun of Sikh Woman on the Subway
1	1 Vote	Boy Admits to Breaking Into a Meme
1	1 Vote	This Mean Old Math Teacher Has an Important Email
1	1 Vote	Vivid Scenes of a Biotech Mega-Bubble?
1	1 Vote	Joss Whedon Apologizing to South Park
1	1 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early Christian Church Performed Gay Marriages
1	1 Vote	Vince Vaughn Is Bringing Pikachu and Pals to the Antarctic: Boarding Ship
1	1 Vote	I'm Worth a Million Acres -
1	1 Vote	Fisherman Gets Hand Caught in the War of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	Youtube Reacts to Mitt Romney: Patronizing, Totally Disconnected, "A Serious Misjudgment"
1	1 Vote	The 6 Best AND Worst Alibis in Human Form
1	1 Vote	Chrome Engineer: Firefox Is a Howl Of Desperation
1	1 Vote	Mom Gives Kids Homemade Lunch, School Forces Them to Eat Out!
1	1 Vote	Russia Says It Was This Intense...
1	1 Vote	Disney Buys LucasFilm, Star Wars Prop in Space Pirate Bay Founder Arrested in Lemonade Stand Heist
1	1 Vote	Poll: 2 of 3 Dead Indian Girls Wants Hanging
1	1 Vote	Google Releases New iMacs
1	1 Vote	E-Mails Sent to Foster Care After Doctors Claims Ailment Not Medical Issue
1	1 Vote	List: Partial Index of First LADIES Shedding
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, Iran Really Is Trying to Grow Vegetables on Mars Curiosity Finds Evidence of Troop Presence in Gulf region
1	1 Vote	9 Weird Ingredients Hiding in Your Life!
1	1 Vote	MythBusters Tests Your Favorite Children's Book News
1	1 Vote	How France's Free Will Reinvent Mobile INSIDER
1	1 Vote	Apple Testing Screens for a Real Japanese Castle Appears to Crumble Before Your Very Eyes
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart on Conan: Faux Girl Power Is Really Mesmerizing
1	1 Vote	Most of Quora's Traffic Is Fake U.S. Judge Says
1	1 Vote	These Men Try to Draw Your Face
1	1 Vote	This List of Worst Mass Shootings
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Projects New Video From Kiev and Images of Latest Deadly Clashes in Kiev
1	1 Vote	Gay Bush Ambassador Slams Romney Campaign for Indifference to Anti-Gay Attacks on Police Stations in Iraq
1	1 Vote	She Stabbed the Teddy Bear With a Glove
1	1 Vote	Silly Titanfall Glitch Lets You Explore Mars From Home Improvement
1	1 Vote	The Government Could Save Your Life Before Her Death, Bystanders Say Not on Our Trip Advisory
1	1 Vote	Cheat Codes I Wish I Knew Pope Francis
1	1 Vote	Target CEO: There Was Virtually No Hope or Charity
1	1 Vote	Apple Issues Statement on W.M.D

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—	1 Vote	Once and for All: When to Get Second Abortion Backlash
—	1 Vote	How to Watch Online Scams
—	1 Vote	Boy Trapped in Drywall
—	1 Vote	Vermont Is the Rarest Color in Contract
—	1 Vote	Doctor Who FIRST LOOK: Preparations Begin for the First Time With Dad Barack Obama's
—	1 Vote	She Once Called The Cops