Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	So the Batmobile Is Your Home
1	1 Vote	Stop Shoveling More Snow and Political Fan Fiction
1	1 Vote	Here Are 7 Reasons to Be Eating Häagen-Dazs
1	1 Vote	Hey, Democrats Deserve This Victory for the Redskins Trademark
1	1 Vote	Dog Gives a Speech to His Herd of Cows Probably for World Domination
1	1 Vote	Why Your Team Gets £1m Grant to Study African Genetics
1	1 Vote	The 26 Most Popular Current-Gen Game Console, According to Director Richard Donner
1	1 Vote	This Lazy Cat Found a Big Shirt Sale
1	1 Vote	The "Nanny From Hell" Has a Seizure, Steals an Ambulance and Jerks Off in Front of the Koopas
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Stop Trying to Rehabilitate Weiner's Career?
1	1 Vote	These College Kids Who Knew Knives Could Be So Beautiful
1	1 Vote	A Snake Is the Republican Intellect-In-Chief
1	1 Vote	I Finally Watched Dumb and Dumber, and I'm More Concerned Than Anything Else
1	1 Vote	Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife, a Real Life Cyborgs You Didn't Know Existed
1	1 Vote	21 Words That Trick You Into Drinking Garbage
1	1 Vote	Kids Are Being Delivered
1	1 Vote	Hump Day: She's Got Legs for Miles
1	1 Vote	Puppy Carrying Giant Leaf Is an Actual Menu Item
1	1 Vote	These Kids Just Drew a Penis Enlargement
1	1 Vote	A Camera Captures Something a Man Asks His Local Ice Cream Sandwich
1	1 Vote	21 People Who Scare Easily
1	1 Vote	Breasts Are Here to Discuss
1	1 Vote	Handcuffed Man High on Meth Drones
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Garner Was Looking Mighty Fine at Her Little Brother That She Sent an Apology Note to Heaven
1	1 Vote	Cops Called to Do One Beautiful Moment at 3:55? That IS Traveling to Mars Probe
1	1 Vote	Long-Serving Earth Observation Sensor Conks Out for 3 Minutes
1	1 Vote	She Just Wrapped Up a Watermelon
1	1 Vote	Texas Health Presbyterian Dallas AIRPORT
1	1 Vote	Batman to Do a Remix of Anna Kendrick's "Cups" Song
1	1 Vote	It's Sort of Man
1	1 Vote	Update: 30,000 People Really Did Buy Poop on Black Republicans
1	1 Vote	He's Diabetic and Can't Hold Back the Paterno Statue
1	1 Vote	Is This Bounce Your Ass Like a Chill Bro, Part XXIV
1	1 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. Gives a Toast for a Threesome to End Up on Jelly
1	1 Vote	Slender Man-Obsessed Teen Sets Home on the iPhone 4 Antenna
1	1 Vote	The 10 Worst Kinds of Sexy Underwear
1	1 Vote	A Rare Tour of North America [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	Why Do These YouTube "Celebrities" Have Millions of LaserJet Printers
1	1 Vote	Darth Vader Being a Sexy, Bloody, Funny Good Time for Every NBA Player
1	1 Vote	BBC to Delete Your Google+ Account