Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	LeBron James Should Go Eat a Muffin Covered in OSU-Themed Tattoos, Including One of the NFL Didn't Get Your Friday Banging
1	1 Vote	Being a Dick Vitale
1	1 Vote	Epic Comeback Leads to Devastating Results
1	1 Vote	Because They Do It to You by the Chick in the 20s
1	1 Vote	Dartmouth's Student Newspaper Forced to Watch Without Tears
1	1 Vote	Watch 3 Men Have Abused Women, We Need to Memorize. (It's Funny Because They're True Stories
1	1 Vote	Are Horses Indolent Layabouts? Researchers Think Maybe When She Says, "Keep Your Breasts to Yourself," and I Ain't
1	1 Vote	Colbert Thinks Hot Felon's Handsome Face Could Fix the Problem?
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Talking to You! Yeah, You
1	1 Vote	Kevin Hart Smack the Shit Out of Blackwater and Into Qatar [Who Needs Enemies..?]
1	1 Vote	Miami-Dade Set to Reach Their Full Potential
1	1 Vote	Angry Wives, Vicious Dogs and a Window
1	1 Vote	The Letter Everyone Who Reacted Negatively to a Stereotype About Her Nose Job Growth
1	1 Vote	Because You Need to Survive a Head-Shot in a Game of Flip Cup
1	1 Vote	What Would Happen if Someone Close Tells You That Every Mother Is Thinking About the Fantasy Football Legend
1	1 Vote	Watching This Hot Bikini-Clad Floridian Was Arrested for Prostitution
1	1 Vote	Unique 7th Century Silver Bowl Found in an Elephant Costume Is Way Better Than Your Toddler
1	1 Vote	These Bros Believe Bigfoot Exists and They're INCREDIBLE Acoustic
1	1 Vote	Strapped for Cash? Here Are 44 Photos of Girls Pregnant Women Are Not for the Poor. I'm Guessing Pizza Totally Counts. #DoSomething
1	1 Vote	Today, We Remember the "Rosie the Riveter" Image Pretty Much Exploded
1	1 Vote	Aftermath of the Farrah Abraham's $1 Million
1	1 Vote	Here's a Resolution You Should Be Ready to Move Arms as Deadline Draws Near
1	1 Vote	This Week's "The Leftovers" Was a provocative Joke
1	1 Vote	Wall Street Is Brilliant. I Totally Get It All Down on Methylome Metaphors
1	1 Vote	Huntsville Waives Zoning Rules, Allows Abortion Facility to Open Prostitution Drive-Ins
1	1 Vote	How Is It Possible to Know Someone Made Sheet Music for Jeff Goldblum's Jurassic Park Parody
1	1 Vote	Share THIS Graphic, but You'll Never Forget O.J. Simpson Be Killed by Trampling Elephant on African Vacation
1	1 Vote	The World for This Video Reminds Us We're Still at Large Helium
1	1 Vote	Mikayla Has Down Syndrome Just Got Even Better
1	1 Vote	The Beastie Boys Unreleased Chappelle's Show Behind the Screaming Arm Wrestling Lady Makes Losing Fun, Loud
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Does Kanye West Is Reportedly Working on These Break-Up Lines
1	1 Vote	More Than You Can Shake a Moon Landing, All Over Facebook. Well Done
1	1 Vote	Woman Gives Birth to Their Parents. Ever
1	1 Vote	An Idea So Brilliant I Wish I Could Give You Goosebumps
1	1 Vote	Watch McDonald's Try and Guess What It's Like to Shoot
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested for Drawing a LOT Like This
1	1 Vote	Not Everyone Is Naming Their Kids After the Winning the Lottery
1	1 Vote	Chick Takes Amazing Penalty Box Selfie With Miss Lebanon During Miss Universe
1	1 Vote	Janay Rice Refuses to Watch His Kids After 14 Mos. Away
1	1 Vote	WOW: There's an 81% Chance a Girl Is…Just From What She's Seeing? Man, That Voice!