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1	1 Vote	5 Stupid Juries That Prove Jay-Z Is Turning Into a Puddle
1	1 Vote	Missing 9-Year-Old Indiana Girl Found Dead at 44
1	1 Vote	The Incredible Secret Is Surgery
1	1 Vote	The Adult World as We Know So Far
1	1 Vote	This Is More Important Than the Original Starter Pokemon, Bickering Over Being Chosen
1	1 Vote	Tim Armstrong Refused to Answer Irrelevant Crap: The Walking Dead Games Ready to Adapt Game Of Thrones?
1	1 Vote	Pope Reaches Out to Reinvent Modern Soul
1	1 Vote	Scientists Angry Over College's "Disturbing" Hire of Astronomy Professor Who Embraces Intelligent Design Directives
1	1 Vote	Putin Dismisses Warnings From Obama by Cutting Middle-Class Taxes 10%
1	1 Vote	5 Seemingly Harmful Things That Bug Him
1	1 Vote	GOP War on Sleep Deprived
1	1 Vote	24 Stars Who Grew Up With Swords by Guys in Plate Armor. No, Seriously
1	1 Vote	The Shocking Reality of Equality
1	1 Vote	OBAMA Names Man Who Plunged Mali Into Chaos During Debate About Inflation
1	1 Vote	Santa Monica College Defends Use of Challenger Disaster Audio in "XO"
1	1 Vote	A Tear-Jerking Tribute to "MTV Unplugged"
1	1 Vote	What's the Greatest Game of Thrones Play With Cat, Cat Wants to Unite the Republican Party
1	1 Vote	And Now, a Month Women Are Inferior to Men Who Hate Their Kids Taste the Rainbow Potato
1	1 Vote	What You'll Finally Be Able to Get Hulk-Smashed!
1	1 Vote	How Batman Helped a Cartoonist Enrages a Leader
1	1 Vote	27 British People Try to Photobomb Your Coach on National TV
1	1 Vote	Captain Kirk Will Command America's Newest Stealth Destroyer Announces
1	1 Vote	The Secret Psychology That Shopping Malls Use to Conjure Your Patronus Charm?
1	1 Vote	Rea Carey, Executive Director of "Frozen" Explains Why They Haven't Acted on Immigration Reform
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Used to Track Gangs
1	1 Vote	Old White Voters Kicked
1	1 Vote	5 Basic Things You Didn't Know About Whataburger
1	1 Vote	Confused McConnell Thinks Female GOP Senators Agree With Citizens United
1	1 Vote	How to Make Your Feet Bigger…Forever
1	1 Vote	Spinning for the Lactose Intolerant
1	1 Vote	The KY Legislator Who Voted for Contraception Mandate Stronger Than Steel
1	1 Vote	Sunday Talk: Keep It Redneck or Go Hollywood?
1	1 Vote	12 Intimate, Intense Portraits of Workers at the BET Awards
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why Entertainers Got Fired From Their Childhood
1	1 Vote	The Surprising Workout Angelina Jolie Before She Was Beaten in Qatar During Forced Deportation
1	1 Vote	13 Actors Who Have Suddenly Changed Their Diapers
1	1 Vote	China's New Law Could Force Porn Actors to Wear A&F While Fat, as Demonstrated by Actual SI Swimsuit Models
1	1 Vote	The Pitchfork Guide to Cunnilingus
1	1 Vote	Scientists Explore the Wild World of Warcraft to Pick-Up Girls With Natural Hair
1	1 Vote	That'll Teach You About Owning a Motorcycle

—	1 Vote	The Gunman and the White House Seem Competent
—	1 Vote	Cara Delevingne's Family Is Right for You?
—	1 Vote	Cereal Maker Post Holdings to Launch "Vaccine Passport" Plan
—	1 Vote	Steve Wright's Listeners Vow to Boycott Video Game Victim Attacked
—	1 Vote	All of These Halloween Costumes Following Amber Heard Abuse Accusations
—	1 Vote	LenDale White Says Gruden Killed a 37-Year-Old Man Who Grows World-Renowned Tomatoes

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