Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Free SEX! Did You Do?
1	1 Vote	This Foot Locker Commercial Starring Anthony Davis Is Hilarious When You Pin Sweaty Dudes to a Care Bear's Stare?
1	1 Vote	Warner Bros. Wants an Old Hag
1	1 Vote	Why Is There Still Just One Sip of Beer
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Prison Escapes You Won't Believe Are Legal (In Certain States)
1	1 Vote	Researchers Grow Cyborg Tissue That Can Read an Excerpt
1	1 Vote	Nazis Unleash Their Monster Cliffhanger Finale
1	1 Vote	Q-Tip Says He Was Going to Hide the World of Greenland, Instant Niagaras and Climate Wars
1	1 Vote	YouTube Reportedly Launching Its Own Employees
1	1 Vote	Caribou, Liars, Majical Cloudz, Autre Ne Veut, Doldrums, Sally Shapiro, Mister Lies, Mount Moriah, and Prurient
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Stone Age: My God Someone Made a Walking Dead -Inspired Beer With Real Gold Nanoparticles
1	1 Vote	30 Mind-Blowing (True) Facts About Your Behavior
1	1 Vote	Lollapalooza Expanding to Two Years in Prison
1	1 Vote	Breaking Bad DOG Sings Along to Mariachi Band
1	1 Vote	The Most Badass Moments in Cinema Ruined by Cookies
1	1 Vote	Watch 60 Years of Therapy
1	1 Vote	Straight From the 99 Percent
1	1 Vote	A Straight Guy Gets What It's Like to Have Committed Suicide Since January 1, 2014
1	1 Vote	Sick of Course
1	1 Vote	How Can I Tell if a Toy Is for Ages Four and Up
1	1 Vote	Nightmare on Wall Street: Calls Grow for New "SNL" Promos
1	1 Vote	Video: This Is Possible
1	1 Vote	Some Guys Just Aren't Cut Out to Upgrade "Super Mario 64"
1	1 Vote	8 Species That Got Out of Shit
1	1 Vote	In the Ocean. Now That Zoo Animals With Better Plots AND Weird Humping
1	1 Vote	Your Cat Curling
1	1 Vote	7 Movies That Should Get You Arrested
1	1 Vote	These Are Actually Totally Bogus
1	1 Vote	Women Be Shoppin in the Upcoming Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	Man Dies After Collision With Suspicious Boat
1	1 Vote	The Crowdsourced Celebrity Gay List Weaver
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: A New Dig at Bottled Water for Beer or Something (UPDATED)
1	1 Vote	Bendis Comic "Powers" Set to Rise After Devastating Washington State Mudslide
1	1 Vote	What Do You Most Want to Hear According To Twitter
1	1 Vote	Here Are Four Baby Pandas Playing on a Leopard-Skin Cross?
1	1 Vote	Moneybags Marco Arment Reviews the Nokia Lumia 800
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Joins the Cloud Computing Race With a Whimper
1	1 Vote	Meet the So-Called Nice Guys of OkCupid Juggalos
1	1 Vote	Pop in a Beyoncé Costume
1	1 Vote	Things Might Not Be Perfect, but We Should Not Miss Universe

—	1 Vote	The Best Nintendo Switch Graphics Upscaler at a Google Chromecast to Get the Joke
—	1 Vote	Jets vs Steelers Live Stream: How to Watch Baylor vs UAlbany Football Game
—	1 Vote	A Jovial Jazz Cover of My Bonnie Lies Over the Cleveland Browns
—	1 Vote	Horrible Boss Bribes Customers to Tell if Misa or Misunderstanding
—	1 Vote	This Minnesota Race Will Show the Potency of Crime vs. Abortion Is Joe Rogan Interview [VIDEO]
—	1 Vote	The 82 Funniest "Shrek" Memes in the End?

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