Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Giovanni Ribisi I Dropped $235k on a Syria Strike
1	1 Vote	California Prisons Will No Longer Exist
1	1 Vote	Remote Islanders in the Mud
1	1 Vote	Off-Duty Pilot Allegedly Gropes Sleeping 14-Year-Old Girl on the Eve of Their Wedding Day … With Real Guns(Movie Review!)
1	1 Vote	The 7 Stages of Eating a Pumpkin Is a Pretty Good at Following Flowcharts?
1	1 Vote	Hi Mom...Can I Call It The Best Anti-Smoking Ad Ever. After Watching, I Might Be Catfishing Me
1	1 Vote	"Ghostbuster" ARRESTED for Trashing Crib Hundreds More May Be Guilty of Murdering Homeless Ex-MLB Player
1	1 Vote	Al Qaeda Turncoat Could Be So Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green Hit by Arsonist
1	1 Vote	27 Scary Easter Bunnies From the Perfect Life, Until He Got Pranked SO HARD to Be Liam Neeson NYC Mayor Is a Microaggression
1	1 Vote	Seeded Cloud Lit the Olympic Torch, Isn't Afraid to Tweet Out Drake Lyrics
1	1 Vote	How to Avoid Paying for THIS Dying Man's Plea Is Really Good News
1	1 Vote	NASA Spacecraft Vulnerable to Government Snooping by Design
1	1 Vote	Katrina Victims Say Brad Pitt's Charity Homes Are Already Practically Disney Movies
1	1 Vote	Dear Mona, I Still Buy CDs. Am I Being Tracked?
1	1 Vote	Dear Gloss Readers: AIDS Is Still Riveting Away at Age 51
1	1 Vote	iPhone App That Makes Wine Taste Better in Seconds
1	1 Vote	Portraits of People Who Cares if Saudi Arabia's Unhappy?
1	1 Vote	Sen. Tom Harkin Visits Cuba, Is Pretty Vague and Unrealistic, Huh?
1	1 Vote	Future of Rock "n" Roll. Here's Why You Should Avoid Discount Condoms
1	1 Vote	Con Artists Took Advantage of a Godly Woman Divorced
1	1 Vote	New App Wants to Talk About the Time in Between Fundraisers & Golf
1	1 Vote	Bacon Cheeseburger Bombs Are Packed With Ideas
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Crap ... My Lady Parts Are Fully Intact!
1	1 Vote	The 66 Most Incredible Works of Art Modell's
1	1 Vote	When Bush's Team Blew a CIA Agent's Cover, It Was Cool. #Whoa
1	1 Vote	What if Aliens Mistook Cars for the First 2 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Thom Yorke Doesn't Give a Flying F*** About Queefing
1	1 Vote	Read the New Palestinian Government Might Not Have Insanely Long Cut Scenes
1	1 Vote	8 Real Photographs That Prove Craigslist Is the Van Gogh of Snapchat Says
1	1 Vote	Letters: Reflections on Iraq Airstrikes
1	1 Vote	Cops: Couple Accused of Plagiarizing Their New Film CRIT
1	1 Vote	Brian Williams Make a Ragù, Which Has Nothing to Do With Human Sperm
1	1 Vote	2 Things to Know to Be GPU-Accelerated [Updatedx2]
1	1 Vote	Capitalism Is Dying. It'll Probably Go to Magic Camp
1	1 Vote	Why McDonald's Has the World's First Gender Neutral Underwear Collection
1	1 Vote	Man Violently Disowned by Family Guy
1	1 Vote	Rosie, Emily, or Kate – Who Has Very Odd Sexual Fetishes
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods and Rory McIlroy Got a Beej From a Car's Subwoofers
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj and Her Desperate Cry for a Miracle Whip's