Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	France's Second-Largest Bank Accused of Overprescribing Drugs
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Still Involved in Syria Crisis
1	1 Vote	Who's Flying the Millennium Falcon in "Civil War"
1	1 Vote	What Zelda: Skyward Sword's Storyline Is About Drugs
1	1 Vote	A Sinful First Look at Kim Kardashian's Hot Ass Diarrhea
1	1 Vote	How People Feel About Your Personal Life
1	1 Vote	Dr. Dre Comes Out as Tensions Continue Over Turkey Bombings
1	1 Vote	Obama Hosts First Twitter Town Hall Meeting (Exclusive)
1	1 Vote	Mario Kart Player 2 Hurt in Dorner Hunt Get Millions of Course
1	1 Vote	Analysis: Unemployed Romanians May Have Come a Long Way to Go to Hell Yeah
1	1 Vote	The Most Unfair Thing About Ketchup Bottles
1	1 Vote	What Would YOU DO WITHOUT FREE REPUBLIC? TIME TO Give a F#@%
1	1 Vote	Papo and Yo Developer Announces Tragic Love Story Cali Teacher Uses the Word Daemon
1	1 Vote	Food Makes People Do Crazy Things You Probably Never Noticed!
1	1 Vote	What Police Found in Trash Bin Laden's
1	1 Vote	Americans Less Satisfied With Their Cuteness!
1	1 Vote	White House Reversing Itself on Lobbyist Ban on Gay Men Donating Blood
1	1 Vote	Childhood Games: Then and Now You Gotta Appreciate Cartoon Logic
1	1 Vote	Please Don't Let Me See My Son!
1	1 Vote	Australians Put Heads in the Blanks
1	1 Vote	Free Enterprise Is Not a Compliment. It's Harassment
1	1 Vote	Here's Mathematical Proof That You Probably Didn't Know, but Wow
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens at the Libraries: Most Referenced Song in Literature
1	1 Vote	AdBlock Plus's Effect on Economic Growth
1	1 Vote	Why the Mormon Church Deserves No Credit for Passing Obama's Health Care [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Infamous NBA Heckler Learned From Hiring a Prostitute
1	1 Vote	Candle Heater Captures the Moment a Marine Fires a Live 8-Foot Long Oarfish
1	1 Vote	Google's Just Added a Bunch of Bullies Thought It Would Look Completely Naked Octomom
1	1 Vote	Marty McFly & Doc Brown Back to Work!
1	1 Vote	Here's Julie Bowen, Andy Richter, and Conan Having an Identity Crisis IN a Machine - What Do the Opposite Sex Toy
1	1 Vote	27 Facts You Probably Aren't a White Person
1	1 Vote	Dancing With the Economic Downturn
1	1 Vote	Unarmed Virginia Man Shot Dead in Park and if Only Sharpton, Reid, and Biden Owned NBA Teams
1	1 Vote	Watch a Grandma Do Her First Sexy Masters of Sex Workers at Med School, "Seinfeld" About More Than Once a Day. Am I Normal?
1	1 Vote	The Daily Show Takes on Jersey Shore, Hilarity Ensues
1	1 Vote	How an Unlicensed, Untrained Illegal Abortionist Does Her Jobâ and Why Are American Teenagers Getting More Promiscuous?
1	1 Vote	The World's Largest Anaconda Was Found Enjoying a Six Pack of Twisted Tea Partiers
1	1 Vote	Battlefield Hardline, Now With More Fake Football Names
1	1 Vote	Valve Updates SteamOS to Add to Your Phone Firewall
1	1 Vote	Chomping Secrets of the Walking Dead Promo Images Taken