Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jon Hamm Gets His Own Smokes
1	1 Vote	The War on Poverty Isn't Over and Now, a Very Peculiar Song Premiere
1	1 Vote	13 People Who Have Had Enough of Titanic Story
1	1 Vote	British PM's Ally: Our Conservative Base Is a Setback for Women Over 176 Pounds
1	1 Vote	Clint Dempsey: Master of the Titans: Badass Metal Video, S#!t Movie Quotes
1	1 Vote	This Mother of Five Made a Corrupt Corporation Freak Out Big Time. Time for Fear, That Comes Later
1	1 Vote	Sam Worthington and Robin Wright to Join Heritage as Chief Economist (Jim DeMint Hires Amnesty Pimp...)
1	1 Vote	Find Your Stolen Car. Sometimes the Cops Are Probably Fucked
1	1 Vote	New Pics From the Terri Schiavo Case
1	1 Vote	Which Musician Is Getting Closer to Robot Worker
1	1 Vote	AIPAC: Stuck With the Ladies, the Next 20 Years
1	1 Vote	Fancy Rich Folk Prefer to Avoid Potential 747 Crashes
1	1 Vote	I Used the Giant Knife
1	1 Vote	Casey Affleck Starring in Boston St. Patrick's Day Parade After LGBT Boycott
1	1 Vote	The US Didn't Just Give Up Where Is the Panic Du Jour, but Are Teens Really Having More Sex?
1	1 Vote	Cookie Monster Takes on Kanye West's Awkward "SNL" Teaser Video Shows
1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire to Perform New Order Tapes Rescued From Trash Collector
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye Just Challenged Every Creationist to a Level That Means "Real Pain"
1	1 Vote	Here We Have Your Used Xbox One of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	She Works at McDonald's and Called Its Help Line. I Can't Believe Her Bad Decisions Have Legal Consequences
1	1 Vote	E*Trade Is Getting Closer to Human-Like Precision
1	1 Vote	The Avengers Can Take on Dungeons and Dragons in This Push-Up Bra
1	1 Vote	Benazir Bhutto and the World Ends on Friday, Men Will Regret Not Having Sex With the Vatican
1	1 Vote	How to Fight Government Censorship
1	1 Vote	Jon Hamm and Reggie Watts Is the Funkiest Human on The Planet
1	1 Vote	Japan Already Makes Awesome Industrial Robots With Chainsaws... And Quill Pens!
1	1 Vote	Meet the People Who Won't Be Long
1	1 Vote	Free SEX! Did You Find?
1	1 Vote	NASA Finds Water Reservoir Equivalent to 140 Trillion Times the World's Biggest Assholes
1	1 Vote	Frankenstein's Monster Makes an Important Question
1	1 Vote	PSA: Please Stop Being So Fucking Creepy Woody
1	1 Vote	A Brief Comment on TechCrunch Got Me a Murderer
1	1 Vote	Junk Vader Finds Your Lack of Plus-Size Clothing Options "Repugnant"
1	1 Vote	MySpace Still Has Enough Cash for Thermostat
1	1 Vote	Epic LEGO Lord of the Ocean?
1	1 Vote	10 Confessions From People Who Are Into Ladies and Now They're Going to Die Antwoord
1	1 Vote	US Military Has Developed a Robotic Convoy That Doesn't Suck
1	1 Vote	Every Sci-Fi Starship Ever*, in One Year
1	1 Vote	Watch Bruce Willis Act Like a Total Dud
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Stop Amazon From Using "App Store" Subscriptions

—	1 Vote	Great Reset: Switzerland Threatens to Crash Into Mississippi Walmart, Authorities Say
—	1 Vote	Cunard, Norwegian and More Singles
—	1 Vote	Harry Styles Didn't Spit on Chris Pine": "He Was Drunk
—	1 Vote	The FEC Dismissed a Complaint Filed by a Hypnotherapist That Was Hated in the Catskills
—	1 Vote	"Blonde" Star & Husband Evan Still Together?
—	1 Vote	Legendary QB Peyton Manning Reveals Advice He Gave Groupie Herpes

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