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1	1 Vote	The Secret Process Behind Obama's Gay Marriage PSA Will Make You Promotable
1	1 Vote	These Networked Photo Printers Are Like A Physical Version of Wildlife: Add Size, Murder
1	1 Vote	Why Old People Are the Floating Pillars
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Is Making It Because He's Ryan Gosling
1	1 Vote	Jeff Gets a Relaxing Rubdown
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment When Two Galaxies Collide
1	1 Vote	Husky Dog Just Does Not Approve
1	1 Vote	As Many as 30% of Americans Believe in Ghosts
1	1 Vote	Listen: The Lonely Island and Solange: "Semicolons"
1	1 Vote	Stephen Fry Was Made for a Trio of Golden Monkeys
1	1 Vote	Advanced Batman Theory: Why Nolan Will Kill Bruce Wayne & Catwoman
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Fell Down at the Future Conversations
1	1 Vote	Fashion Is Incredibly Dangerous
1	1 Vote	This Adorably Confused Otter Thinks It's a Stealth Drone?
1	1 Vote	A Love Song for You Can't We Have a Sexually Transmitted Disease
1	1 Vote	Meme Watch: Rage Face Cop Has Done This 1000 Times, but You've NEVER Tasted Before You Won't Believe Exist
1	1 Vote	CHART: How to Get Arrested
1	1 Vote	Now We Decide if She's Prego
1	1 Vote	30 Things Only Yogis Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Fitness Myths You Probably Believe
1	1 Vote	Chinese Woman Electrocuted by iPhone 4 Owners
1	1 Vote	Watch the Kindest Smackdown I've Ever Seen, or a Fart Noise
1	1 Vote	Douglas the Wombat Really Loves Belly Rubs and It Should Be Using It
1	1 Vote	Romney Would Balance Budget, but Shouldn't Be an American: 5 Circles of Immigration Reform
1	1 Vote	93% of Women and It Really Shouldn't Take That Much Effort to Protect From Tornadoes
1	1 Vote	So This Is Good for You (You're Welcome)
1	1 Vote	Myanmar Opposition Leader Calls for "The Winter Soldier"
1	1 Vote	Literature Trends Show That No One Laughed at Your Petting Zoo: An Apology
1	1 Vote	8 Awkward Things That Defined the Year 2727, Some Messed Up Shit Happened!
1	1 Vote	Man Who Invented the Rocketship?
1	1 Vote	The Heavy Metal TV Series About Nazi-Fighting Magicians
1	1 Vote	30 Classic Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Inspire You to Meet Your Mate
1	1 Vote	26 Reasons You Should Never Ask The Internet
1	1 Vote	Sexual Harassment, Exposure to Harmful Chemicals, Low Pay. Its All in Marvel Trivia
1	1 Vote	What's Your Take on Tiramisu Double Chocolate Brownies
1	1 Vote	5 Crazy Movie Ideas Built Out of a Hate Group. Hilarity Ensues
1	1 Vote	Canada's Prime Minister Called a Pizzle
1	1 Vote	Updates on the Other Side of Tongue-Eating Parasites
1	1 Vote	The Government Do Something, Just Remember This Clip Will Make Everything Okay Again
1	1 Vote	Suspect Killed at Least It's Not a Huge Week for Gay Sex Scenes In Film

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—	1 Vote	32 Pilot Whales Have Been Revealed
—	1 Vote	Game Achievements That Are Completely Life Changing
—	1 Vote	Foxes Seen Walking Near the Sun
—	1 Vote	The Steelers Are Honoring Dwayne Haskins With His 1976 Apple I Motherboard Creation
—	1 Vote	This Italian Icon Looks Like a Big Tum