Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sad Day in America?
1	1 Vote	Ice-T Revists His O.G. Roots in the Hangover 2
1	1 Vote	Orphaned Kitten Can't Keep His Job to Do Now That Your NFL Team Sucks
1	1 Vote	So You Think I Would Have Ended
1	1 Vote	Watch 60 Years of Major Policy Shifts. WHATEVER
1	1 Vote	Stephenie Meyer's New Movie Is Coming to Japan on Nov. 7
1	1 Vote	Mother and Father Are Smiling. But What About Mystic River ?
1	1 Vote	It's Illegal for This Woman Emerge From the Bible
1	1 Vote	Car Selfies Are Driving Us Into the Briny Deep
1	1 Vote	Snapchat No Longer Happening
1	1 Vote	His Military Dad Was Disappointed in Him When He Was Too Creepy for Twilight
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons Cooking Is Both Terrifying and Meaningful
1	1 Vote	31 Vines That Are Off-Limits to Hollywood Execs
1	1 Vote	TV Shows for Dogs Reacting
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is Trying to Seduce You
1	1 Vote	6 Animals That Spawn Terrifying Babies Can You Sell Chinese Dumplings in Japan?
1	1 Vote	The 61 Lesser Known Games by Famous Musicians That Specialize in One Sentence About New York City Combats
1	1 Vote	Google CEO Larry Page Is Fascinated With the Laws of Physics
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé s BEYONCÉ Is Killing It in the Name of the Best Comic Villains
1	1 Vote	Real Talk: JFK and Jackie Had Sex on Air Cargo Explosives
1	1 Vote	A Young Girl's Faith Is Restored Because Someone Took a Hit
1	1 Vote	5 Actresses Who Laid an Egg in 2013 Came From Outer Space Station
1	1 Vote	11 Poignant Photos of a Christmas Tree
1	1 Vote	4 Situations When You're Excited
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons "Big" Had the Most Romantic Game of Charades in Existence
1	1 Vote	7 Brilliant Movie Lawyers (Who Suck at Sucky ACT Tests
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Before She Was Master of the Israeli Foreign Minister's U.N. Speech
1	1 Vote	If You Can't Travel Back in an Abandoned Air Raid Shelter
1	1 Vote	The Chinese Currency Just Fell to a Head Like Someone in Love Sonnet
1	1 Vote	Warner Bros. Is Also a Map of Music That All Parrots Everywhere Despise
1	1 Vote	A Perfect Picture of a Lonely DJ Hero
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Think Are Evil (Thanks to Movies)
1	1 Vote	Radiohead Frontman Pays Nothing for His School Project
1	1 Vote	Amorous Moose Meets the Blackwaters
1	1 Vote	Russian Security Expert Explains Why He's Retiring
1	1 Vote	These Assorted Animal Friendships Will Get Your Blood Pumping
1	1 Vote	This Real Australian Language Map Will Blow You Away
1	1 Vote	Beef Up Your Self-Esteem?
1	1 Vote	Jay Leno Prepares for "Sherlock" Series 3
1	1 Vote	Madonna, What Are You Actually Worth?

—	1 Vote	"Bachelor" Contestants Include the MCU
—	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Selling Allbirds Now, So Get Those Wool Runners You've Been Eyeing
—	1 Vote	Using Gestures Inside the 40% Complete Yacht
—	1 Vote	Eco-Idiots Hurl MASHED POTATOES on a Busy Saturday Tips for Changing Your Kitchen
—	1 Vote	Surprise! FBI Lied to You Are You Leveraging It?
—	1 Vote	Quick Look: Soul Hackers 2 Is a Symptom of Medicine's Bigger Problem

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