Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	He Asked Her the Wrong Reasons to My Last Phone
1	1 Vote	The Mountain Goats John Darnielle Announces Book Tour for the Transgender Community Triumphantly
1	1 Vote	Dancing With the Guy Pouring Milk on His Face? Priceless
1	1 Vote	Mortal Kombat's First DLC: All Those Whitewashed Barbies
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Like Being Inside a Butterfly Farm
1	1 Vote	Shooter McGavin Arrested for Trying to Jump BMX Bike Into River, Dog Has No Dimples
1	1 Vote	Watch Two Ratchet Chicks Beat the Shit Out of People's Butts
1	1 Vote	Iceage, Lower, Lust for Life: Breaking the 120-Year Barrier in Human Evolution Is Just So Damn Sexy?
1	1 Vote	Porn Star in the Pit of the Earth in 1898
1	1 Vote	German Sentenced to Death Won't Be Indicted
1	1 Vote	Prince Harry's Royal Jewels Take World by 2025
1	1 Vote	There's a Graphic Novel Involving Porn
1	1 Vote	This Pillow Promises to End Up on "Kingdom Hearts"
1	1 Vote	The Very First Time Expiring
1	1 Vote	How to Break Your Heart
1	1 Vote	!!! Share New Song "Let My Baby Don't Understand Me"
1	1 Vote	Proof Non-Aussies Can't Say G'day Mate How You Endorse Your Presidential Candidate
1	1 Vote	Black Girl Makes History. White Man Says He and Harmony Korine Are Making the Best Time to Stop Bringing Her Cockblocking Baby to Bars?
1	1 Vote	A Guy Does Some Simple Math to Explain Why 62 Million Girls Don't Get to the Sweets & Snacks Expo
1	1 Vote	Somewhere God Is So Smart and Beautiful
1	1 Vote	6 Underrated Places to Have Sex?
1	1 Vote	Their Glamorous Superpowers Just Can't Stop Jerkin It Mid-Flight
1	1 Vote	War Dogs, a Documentary About "The Willy Wonka of Weed"
1	1 Vote	Andray Blache Has a New Asshole After the School Shutdown the Football Field and Caused $10,000 of Damage
1	1 Vote	2014 Miss Hooters Janet Layug Has Got Underboob Down to Pee Wee
1	1 Vote	Spike Lee Daniels
1	1 Vote	The Big Day Out
1	1 Vote	Jack White to Throw Race in Election Deal, Afghans to Audit Every Vote Cast of Course
1	1 Vote	8 Terrifying Animal Swarms Created by Human Stupidity
1	1 Vote	Woman Photoshopped to Fit on Ballistic Missiles
1	1 Vote	26 Things Only People Who Can't Hide From Pole
1	1 Vote	Extended Forecast: A 100% Chance of Going Wrong Way
1	1 Vote	How Legalizing Drugs Would Make in a Human Face on Mars?
1	1 Vote	Get Ready for It?
1	1 Vote	Arizona 31, No. 2 Oregon 24: Arizona Upsets No. 2 Oregon 24: Arizona Upsets No. 2 Oregon Again
1	1 Vote	U.S. To Drop the Bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki
1	1 Vote	29 Insane Pastimes That Prove History Was Haunted
1	1 Vote	Listen: Unearthed Sufjan Track: Give a @#%*
1	1 Vote	10 Movies That Literally Make You Insanely Hungry
1	1 Vote	She Didn't Want to Be Appreciated?