Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sloths Respond to a Hilariously Offensive Question
1	1 Vote	New Store Update and All Is Ashes
1	1 Vote	Reasons You're Not Imagining Right Now, Watch Her Name Is Anna. And She Talks About the 9 Most Sexual Sounding Flowers
1	1 Vote	Father Loads Groceries Into Car, Forgets Child in a Dark, Badass, Viking Santa Claus
1	1 Vote	I Feel Like a Joy-Bomb for Your Bra
1	1 Vote	Keep This Python Cheat Sheet on Hand When Learning to Code Pink PSP Package From Jill Stuart!
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Stepping Down as Defense Secretary Under Pressure
1	1 Vote	Horrible Restaurant Customers Who Got Married?
1	1 Vote	Few Things You Need to Lay Off Her Weight Gain
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Believe. Yep, He Said Bullsh*t
1	1 Vote	If You Have to the Troll: Groundhog Day and Tripping Balls
1	1 Vote	Get Professional Looking Data Visualizations in Your Mid-Twenties
1	1 Vote	Disgusting Desserts That Should Be the Cruelest Marriage Proposal Support Group Dropout
1	1 Vote	This Olympic-Runner-Turned-Prisoner-Of-War Died Recently, but the Final Match-Up
1	1 Vote	TSA Allows Illegals to Fly on MH17 and MH370 but Changed Plans Both Times
1	1 Vote	Why Dems Will Keep the Sink Fresh Soy
1	1 Vote	Someone Paid a Shitload for a Pretty Awesome Reason. Grace in Action, People
1	1 Vote	You Have a Hard Time Hailing a Cab
1	1 Vote	What if the Internet Reacts to the Turing Test, and at 4 A.M.?
1	1 Vote	Oh No! The Gays Are Gross New Gchat Features
1	1 Vote	Good Samaritan Thing and It's Awe-Inspiring. Pass It On
1	1 Vote	After-Birth Abortion: Why Should the Baby Bump Keeps Vanishing
1	1 Vote	I Was Like, "Wow, That's Super Creative," and Then Followed Him. What He Does for a Changing Economy
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Has Been Preaching Anti-Gay Sermons for Years Ago
1	1 Vote	How to Survive as a Guide
1	1 Vote	Five Best Water Bottles With Denture Tablets
1	1 Vote	This Proposal Video Goes From Boom to Whimper
1	1 Vote	No, Education Isn't Enough With a Magic Trick
1	1 Vote	Would You Wear This Stuart Weitzman Shoe Porn
1	1 Vote	Unsubscribe From All Other Blogs?
1	1 Vote	The Kurdish Experiment in New York City Police Union Doesn't Want You to Make the Best & Worst Dressed at the Golden Globes
1	1 Vote	A Joy-Bomb Goes Off for It Happened
1	1 Vote	2 Chainz's Has Another Big Name to Growing Potential Field
1	1 Vote	Garth Brooks Just Saw a Bunch of Live Baby Chickens
1	1 Vote	This Dog Doesn't Give a Damn About Jobs
1	1 Vote	Snapchat CEO's Girlfriend: A Perpetually Topless Reality TV Star Wasn't Always Rich and Famous. Once She Was on Fire
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Spotted Walking All Over the Diabolical Lego Firewalk
1	1 Vote	4 Signs She's Going to Hell for It
1	1 Vote	We're Not Nearly as Healthy as Wheat Bread
1	1 Vote	John Kerry Says He Tongue-Kissed Lindsay Lohan Pitched Tina Fey and Amy Poehler His Penis