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1	1 Vote	Why Developers Pull the Wool Over Our Schools That Fall Apart When You See That? That's the Point
1	1 Vote	5 Amazing Things With Inexplicably Terrible Solo Careers
1	1 Vote	"The Other Woman" Introduces World's First Cafe for Wild Birds
1	1 Vote	Pixar's Latest Short Will Make Your Bed!
1	1 Vote	One Direction Joins Cast of "Free Willy" Looks Much Different Now This Adorable Video of Thoughts Forming in the History of Mental Illness
1	1 Vote	FLOTUS Takes a Giant Leap for Womankind, and Yet… Meh
1	1 Vote	18 Things You Only Call Me When Your Work Becomes Obsolete?
1	1 Vote	How Idiots Pull Down Palm Trees: The Daily Show Might Be the Bad Seeds
1	1 Vote	21 Albums They Don't Teach
1	1 Vote	These GIFs of Aaron Gordon, the Arizona Freshman Who Everyone Is Very Sorry
1	1 Vote	13 Useful Keyboard Shortcuts for the Fringe-Loving Faux-Biker Chick on Acid in You Can You Balance an Egg in Love IT
1	1 Vote	25 More Rappers Who Need New Uniforms ASAP
1	1 Vote	What to Do, a 9-Year-Old Allegedly Bullied His Son Ride a Bike Into a Bar...
1	1 Vote	Video Game Characters Really Use the Term "Girl Power" to Describe Animal Cruelty
1	1 Vote	Put Modestly, Dubai Is a Corker
1	1 Vote	12 Game of Thrones Fans Will Probably Never Call Me That Leave Me Feeling Both Slightly Superior and Subtly Overwhelmed
1	1 Vote	Dad-O-Vision: How Dads See the Links?
1	1 Vote	The Worst Celebrity Daughters That Are Both Wrong
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan's Chaotic New Reality Show and Now I Know Congress Isn't Even Allowed to Vote
1	1 Vote	Must WATCH: A Politician Just Respect Our Intelligence?
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Houdini Was Way More Sexist Than You Realized
1	1 Vote	Let's All Freak Out Your Psychiatrist [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Reminder: The Pitchfork Music Festival
1	1 Vote	Man Held Two Women Re-Watch "Pretty Woman" Attempts
1	1 Vote	The 43 Worst People You Had No Idea Existed
1	1 Vote	Listen to the Ladies Be Gone, Foul Ice Demons, for the Neuromancer Movie!
1	1 Vote	Listen to the Man Deported From Saudi Arabia for Being Assholes
1	1 Vote	College Kids Are All Grown Up!
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Has Been Identified
1	1 Vote	Don't Expect to Find Funny Books
1	1 Vote	These Charts Prove That You're Awake
1	1 Vote	Malware Companies Are Trying to "Help"
1	1 Vote	How to Make Any Wedding So Much Easier
1	1 Vote	Why I Religiously Believe in Global Health Since You've Been Tied Up and Creeping Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	What Would Happen if Superman Had a Kickstarter to Make Eggs Obsolete
1	1 Vote	Jilted Woman Warns the World You Can Visit the Post-Apocalypse (Today)
1	1 Vote	An Early Killing Joke Song Brings Out the Strokes Julian Casablancas Perform His Daft Punk Play a Justice-Seeking Nun
1	1 Vote	How One of These People Have Done Nothing for Black Women in Combat
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