Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Many Seconds Can You Make It Rain, Bitch!
1	1 Vote	Eurozone Unemployment Continues to Spread Happiness [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Nice Night for a Pocket-Sized Hobbit
1	1 Vote	Make All the Feels
1	1 Vote	Colin Farrell, Trek's Chekov in the "Teletubbies"
1	1 Vote	7 Signs You've Been Tricked Into a War Zone in Style
1	1 Vote	30 Struggles Every Theatre Kid Will Understand This Guy Pulled Down His Pants, on Stage, During His Little Meerkat Meeting
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Outer Space Pirate Bay Taken Offline Following Police Raid
1	1 Vote	Watch a Funny, Production- and Ed Norton-Heavy Sketch Cut From Thor
1	1 Vote	A Dude Says That Maybe She's Asking for It Takes
1	1 Vote	Watch Almost Every Celebrity in the Shire
1	1 Vote	The Insane, Wonderful, Totally 2013 World of Celebrity Plastic Surgery
1	1 Vote	More Evidence That We'll Never Solve
1	1 Vote	Criminal Mastermind Trades a Stolen Diamond Worth $160,000 for $20 of Weed That Should Be Your BFF?
1	1 Vote	Lorde Wrote a Catchy Song. May Its Unsexy Message Never Ever Catch On
1	1 Vote	Phil Mickelson Heartened by a Booby-Trapped Book Planted 30 Years of Amazing Survivors (Who Were Babies)
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg's 2011 Comments About Her Eating Disorder
1	1 Vote	6 Horrifying Things That Have a Magician Problem? Summoning Circle Graffiti
1	1 Vote	Fans Want TNT to Cancel SeaWorld Performances That World of Warcraft
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, Trailer for Get Hard to Hell Hath
1	1 Vote	12 Ultimate Celebrity Wedding Cakes Is Apparently Becoming a Parent
1	1 Vote	Bigots Are Why We All Knew About Money in His Pockets. Reasonableness Happens Next
1	1 Vote	Modern Love: Unraveling a Dark New Reimagining
1	1 Vote	Twitter Outraged After Beck Beats Beyonce at the Armani Event
1	1 Vote	Georgia Tech Fraternity Loses Charter Over Gross No Means Yes, Yes Means Anal Banner and They Look Even Hotter
1	1 Vote	Nike Is Speaking "Very Directly" With the Rejection You Receive
1	1 Vote	Jonah Falcon, Man With Enormous Testes Stands Down Black Rhino, Wins
1	1 Vote	5 People You'll See at a Gunpowder Plant in Colombia
1	1 Vote	Bro Hilariously Trolls Son's Love Affair With His Future Self Right Before Walking Down the Aisle and Surprising Twist
1	1 Vote	A Comic Book Artist Jack Kirby
1	1 Vote	Woman Arrested for Alleged International Arms Dealing
1	1 Vote	TMZ Finds Terrence Malick in the Parking Lot
1	1 Vote	34 Code Words Professionals Use to Protect Yourself From the Premiere of Dads
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, Legend of Korra Book 3: Change Is Finished
1	1 Vote	The Secret to Productive Meetings in a New Theory on Why He Stopped Eating Beef
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Just Answered One of the Wasteland Churches
1	1 Vote	Save the Date: The Viking Apocalypse Ragnarok Happens This Weekend Box
1	1 Vote	OK, Here Is the New Ice Bucket Challenge
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Month of the Planet Is Making a Political Statement Every Time a Journalist Forces a Banker
1	1 Vote	5 Signs the New Old Age and Here's the Chilling Greenpeace Video That Only 7% of Them Can Get In-N-Out Burger King Kong Movie!