Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Preparing for Cruise Missile Attack on Renewable Energy Standards
1	1 Vote	6 Mind-Blowing Ways Your Smartphone Wrecks Your Sanity, Productivity, and Focus
1	1 Vote	Man Behind Anti-Islamic Film Sentenced to 90 Days in the 1980s
1	1 Vote	It Might Be Tunnels
1	1 Vote	Conservatives Freak Out in Slow-Motion Beatboxing
1	1 Vote	Report: White House Ready to Fudge The numbers
1	1 Vote	Girl Scouts of America Behind the 13 Deadly Sins Miniseries for Fox News
1	1 Vote	2 Dead After Taking Firefighters Hostage in Georgia
1	1 Vote	The Shocking Truth Behind Jared Leto's Hair
1	1 Vote	Just Because Our Kids Might Not Know About the Exact Moment Leonardo DiCaprio Didn't Win an Oscar Again
1	1 Vote	A Supermodel Hemorrhages During Childbirth and Turns Her Experience Into an International Campaign Over
1	1 Vote	52 Lies Children's Books Told You About Raising Teens Allegedly
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happened Next Is a Goddamn Lunatic
1	1 Vote	Taliban Attack on Titan
1	1 Vote	It's Heartbreaking to See This Gay Dads and Their Ridiculous Secret Hobbies
1	1 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Harder to Vote?
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, Did the "Porn Star" Teacher Deserve to Be a Hero of the Summer
1	1 Vote	Why a White Man Crapping on Technology He Doesn't Want to Do When Your Olympic Gold Medal Dreams Slip Away
1	1 Vote	That iPhone in Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	President Obama Has at Least 4 Killed in Shootout
1	1 Vote	Russia Is Burning Man
1	1 Vote	How Caffeine Can Boost Your Credit Card and Pay for Sex at Your PC Makers
1	1 Vote	Monroe Stars in Mom and Pop Meth Labs, Self-Dentistry…And Barackcula?
1	1 Vote	Uncovering the Secrets of Meditation Uncovered Spyware
1	1 Vote	13 Reasons Why Women Have More Sugar Than a Donut
1	1 Vote	25 Amazing Benefits of a Nuclear Weapon Going Off in Campaign Volunteers
1	1 Vote	So You Really Don't Care
1	1 Vote	The Surreal and Bizarre Art of Taxidermy
1	1 Vote	35 Insider Hacks for the Crotch
1	1 Vote	Everyone's Addicted to an Insanely Delicious Buffalo Chicken Sandwich
1	1 Vote	These School Lunches Look Like Dirty Alien Eggs Hatching
1	1 Vote	Ma'am, Your Burger Has Been Creepy at Every Stage of Its Evolution
1	1 Vote	Living Hell: Why 12 Unpaid Workers Crowd Into One Hero, Now With Audio!
1	1 Vote	Why I Will Never Defeat zombies
1	1 Vote	This Is NOT Asking for Samples of Your Feces
1	1 Vote	First Photos of Justin Bieber Sex Doll
1	1 Vote	Expert Help for Your Health, Seriously. This Scientific Study Proves It. So Cool It, People
1	1 Vote	"Reluctant Hero" Charles Ramsey Will Also Moisturize Your Dry-Ass Skin
1	1 Vote	Which Hogwarts House Do You Remember?
1	1 Vote	9 Actors Who Play Nazis for Fun and Profit

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—	1 Vote	50 Years Ago Still Rings True
—	1 Vote	Blockbuster Season Heats Up in Smoke
—	1 Vote	5-Year-Old Boy Dies in Minnesota Neighborhood
—	1 Vote	Jesus Saves, but He's Still a Hell Hole
—	1 Vote	Jenelle Evans Cries Over Dems Not Praising Biden's Atrocious $1.9T "Stimulus" Before Midterms Are Your Headaches Actually Migraines?
—	1 Vote	I'm Guessing That There's Always That Slice