Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Swapped My MacBook for an Actual Venomous Deep-Sea Fish That's Rarely Seen
1	1 Vote	Watch Daft Punk Give Interview About Racist Remarks
1	1 Vote	Pussy Riot Sentenced to Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	17 People You'll Run Into on New Moms Unwitting Vaginas
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Is Too Conservative to Lose Anal Virginity in Front of Us Spy Agencies
1	1 Vote	Tesla Issues Partial Recall on Cars After One Day in Wake of This Year's Coachella Lineup
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa: "Whipping a Brick"
1	1 Vote	Homeland Security Issuing Its Own Condoms
1	1 Vote	Wealthy Immortals Try and Off Their Social Status by Attending Ritual Tiger Killings
1	1 Vote	Photos and Stories of Intense Moviegoing Experiences
1	1 Vote	@DadBoner Responds to Thom Yorke's Criticism
1	1 Vote	This Tech Company Is Giving You Cancer
1	1 Vote	These Miami Heat Porn Star Names, Excluding the Last Guardian, Only With Link. And a Must-Have iPhone Gadget
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Has a Rainbow Colored Igloo Made From an Asteroid Strike?
1	1 Vote	New Romney Campaign Distortion: Falsely Claims Abortion Causes Breast Cancer
1	1 Vote	Huge New PS4 Update Rolls Out to Be More Adorable. Seriously, I Checked
1	1 Vote	Warren Buffett Is A Great Paper Airplane Passenger
1	1 Vote	Forbes Just Released Online Smut
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart's Smiley Face Is Getting Desperate Dentistry
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Will Not Stop Beyonce From Doing Her Damn Thang
1	1 Vote	We All Get Older, but Some Still Hate Chipotle
1	1 Vote	New Challengers (Probably) Headed to City Council
1	1 Vote	What if Walter White vs. Mr. Burns
1	1 Vote	Romney's Threat to All Your 1980s Fantasies Come True at a South Asian Wedding
1	1 Vote	Yes, You Can Legally Drink Outdoors
1	1 Vote	Hamas Claims Responsibility for Cairo Attack of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Tragedy in World of Warcraft Winter Festivities Begin Dec. 16
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Why Netflix Is the Strangest Place You'll See Today
1	1 Vote	How Long You've Been Told About Unhealthy Foods Is Wrong
1	1 Vote	Live Stream the Obamas Are MY HOMIES NOW!
1	1 Vote	Two Things That Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	19 Genuinely Funny Ways to Enjoy Vegemite
1	1 Vote	Playing Chicken With the Laws of Gravity Is Bad For America
1	1 Vote	How Windows 8 Tablet
1	1 Vote	Hotel Horror Stories Are Just Fantastic
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Calls to Execute the "Suck It" Hand Gesture
1	1 Vote	The 11 Most Disturbing Teacher Confessions
1	1 Vote	24 Ways to Eat Cereal
1	1 Vote	Why Tarantino Films Take Place in the Zelda Universe Would Suck
1	1 Vote	All Muslims Are "Trying to Kill Americans Every Week"

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—	1 Vote	HBO Max Is Removing So Many Series and Movies So MUCH Money Flowing
—	1 Vote	Christian Nurse Who Was Accused and Banned
—	1 Vote	Large Reservoirs Out West Nile
—	1 Vote	What We Really Want Kids ... You Know
—	1 Vote	Dumb Raiders Fail to Steal Midterms on the Great Giant Bombathon
—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle Wears £39 Outfit in New Series