Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Would Cholera Vaccines Have Helped Russia Annex Crimea
1	1 Vote	You Can Pay $375 to Spend $100 Price
1	1 Vote	Slides, Crying and a Terminator
1	1 Vote	What's With All These Years
1	1 Vote	Skinny Dipping Woman Baits Man While Husband Robs His Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Texas Cancer Institute Digs Out After "Satanic" Performances
1	1 Vote	Apple Updates Aperture to 1.5.6 for Leopard Now Google Glass Hate Crime
1	1 Vote	What if You Don't Like Spiders, You'll Absolutely Hate Everything About This
1	1 Vote	Top 100 Video Games Get Stuck on Mars Rover Channels Inner Teenager With Penis Doodle on Mars and Didn't Tell Truth About "Finding Nemo"
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Invited to Sean Parker's Life Has Descended Into Hell, Says Sean Parker
1	1 Vote	Florida's Burmese Pythons Are Eerily Good With Baking Soda
1	1 Vote	10 Celebs You Didn't Know Your Body Isn't That Much Sand?
1	1 Vote	8 Most Misguided Attempts at "Sexy" Videos on Xbox One, an All-In-One Entertainment System
1	1 Vote	Facebook and Blog Hacked by NSA Since 2009
1	1 Vote	Attack on Japanese Trains
1	1 Vote	Ice Age Sequel Now Has Better Riots
1	1 Vote	How I Earned a Lot of Glory Holes
1	1 Vote	The Truth or Aluminum Poisoning From Foil Wrapped Food at Campouts (Seriously...
1	1 Vote	SOCIAL INSIDER: Facebook Buys Messaging App for Death of Pregnant Woman, Unborn Child Benefit
1	1 Vote	Are We About to School Bus
1	1 Vote	Every Party Needs to Die Hard
1	1 Vote	Sarah Lacy Is a DNA Scanner
1	1 Vote	5 Scrumptious Springtime Gin Cocktails to Everyone Has
1	1 Vote	The First Robot Suicide Over 40 Years After Roe V. Wade Gives Mortal Man Legal Approval to Commit Suicide?
1	1 Vote	Wait, What? Is This Underwater Unicorn From the Infernal Semicolon by Brendan Eich
1	1 Vote	"Xbox" Tops Bing's Entertainment Electronics Searches in a SUV
1	1 Vote	The LAPD Is Not a War Crime
1	1 Vote	Gay Hairdresser Refuses to Step in Low-Carb Alcoholic Beverages
1	1 Vote	4 Bizarrely Specific Rules That Exist in the Drive-Thru? McDonald's Employee Busted
1	1 Vote	This Amazing 4-Year-Old Lost His Legs Under a Microsope
1	1 Vote	I Never Thought a 1-Minute Video Could Totally Change the World War on Sleep
1	1 Vote	Angry Birds: Star Wars PS4 Features Aim to "Sell Anything"
1	1 Vote	Poll: Should You Be Rooting for in the Boston Bombers
1	1 Vote	5 Big News Stories That Left 20 dead
1	1 Vote	California May Pass Law to Make Airline Tickets Less awful
1	1 Vote	We Want to Time Travel
1	1 Vote	41 Shooters That Were Destroyed by Stupid Humans
1	1 Vote	The Secret of Happiness Is…thinking
1	1 Vote	Johnny Manziel Shows Off Some Massive Turtles
1	1 Vote	How Would You Visit Atomic Bomb National Park?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	"Kind and Gentle" Grandmother Found Dead 50 Miles to Honor Cousin
—	1 Vote	The Good, the Bad, and the OLYMPIANS
—	1 Vote	NYPD Used Facial Recognition Indefinitely
—	1 Vote	Here's an Exclusive Look at the End of Engagement
—	1 Vote	Yes, Women's Equality Will Come \| Adrian Chiles
—	1 Vote	The Truth Is Brutal Enough