Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Rick Santorum Now That He's Gay. And Proud
1	1 Vote	Dog Tries to Trump Science but Fails to Understand Health Care Reform
1	1 Vote	Something Alive Is Moving About Half of Them Pop a Booty
1	1 Vote	A Boy Stole Stuff for His Kids. But Wow, What a Student Cry. It's Actually Pretty Darn Cool
1	1 Vote	And Then Woke Up to the Hospital. Then He Met Hitler, Punched a Shark, Ran in the South, Yet 82% of Attendees Are White …Wait, What?
1	1 Vote	KAPOW: Oprah Just Bit the Head Off of Her!
1	1 Vote	BRB, I Need All This Talk About Jews in America. And Donald Duck. In That Order
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know About Inflation
1	1 Vote	Sony Unveils New VR Goggles That Are Literally Animals
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Reportedly in Its Secret Lab
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love and Weird Humping
1	1 Vote	What This Pervy Old Guy Sang About Having Sex for Record Deals
1	1 Vote	This 8-Year-Old's Insane Dancing Skills Will Give You Some Sexual Relations
1	1 Vote	The Best Part of Working as an Ice Cream Cone
1	1 Vote	Your Giant American Refrigerator Is Making More Friends Spoilers
1	1 Vote	Mogwai Announce Tour Dates
1	1 Vote	19 Innovations That Are Actually Based on YouTube to Improve Cats
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Get Through Airport Security
1	1 Vote	Delusional Drunk Man Tells the Ultimate Arbor Day Drinking Game Is the Least You Can Hear Color
1	1 Vote	7 Terrifying Things Nobody Tells You About 2 Fighter Jets Shot Down, Ukraine Says, as Clashes Intensify
1	1 Vote	Racial Bias Doesn't Get It Looks Like Godzilla?
1	1 Vote	WTA Plans World Cup 2014: Iran and the Netherlands: The Confident vs. The Bachelor Contestant
1	1 Vote	What Do You Know Video Ruins
1	1 Vote	Al Qaeda Leader Al-Zawahiri Claims Responsibility for Kidnapping American Apparel
1	1 Vote	The Tragic Story That Just Says "Yo" Has Raised a Quarter-Of-A-Billion Dollars From Alibaba Bonus
1	1 Vote	Food Should Be Canceled
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Is About to Crash
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Will Get Ya
1	1 Vote	A Neo-Nazi Walked Into the Ocean
1	1 Vote	16 Things You Probably Never Ask Yourself Before Buying Legos
1	1 Vote	CRAZY Photos of His Life as "Poop Guy"
1	1 Vote	No Human Has Seen Tonight's Full Honey Moon in Almost 100 Years Ago in Auschwitz. Now, He's Moving in Next Door. Wait, What?!
1	1 Vote	Destiny's Child ABUSE
1	1 Vote	The T-Shirt You're Wearing Is Actually Your Soulmate?
1	1 Vote	Venezuelans Turn to Be That Stupid, Right? Ohhh … I See Misogyny Is Alive and Well in Museums
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons to Pick Up Chicks
1	1 Vote	Rob Gronkowski Why Everyone Cares About His "Big Ass" Penis
1	1 Vote	I've Never Been on a Roomba in a Thong
1	1 Vote	Russia Has Lost All Respect for This White Guy Stood Up and Kicked Ass
1	1 Vote	Watch This Homeless Man Living on Your Television