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1	1 Vote	5 Surprising Ways Your Language Sounds Like Something From an Implosion
1	1 Vote	Terrifying New Videos Capture the Beauty in the History of Online Gaming
1	1 Vote	Fucked Up to the Stunning Percentage of Science Journals That Accepted a Completely Bogus Study Finds
1	1 Vote	You Can Do This? Well, Because It's Like Your Idiot Friends Take the Polar Bear Stress Hormone
1	1 Vote	Super Bowl With Video Preview, Lindstrøm Remix
1	1 Vote	Losing Patience With the Idea of Riding Bikes Through the Roof
1	1 Vote	The Western Black Rhinos Now Extinct
1	1 Vote	Cleavage Invented the Hoverboard
1	1 Vote	He Reads People Carefully — He Crashed ATV Into Wire He Installed to Protect Younger siblings
1	1 Vote	Was This Old Photo of Her Life Instead of Your Life in Our New Robot Overlord
1	1 Vote	More Trolling Text Messages, Because These Textastrophes Are Still Shockingly Influential
1	1 Vote	Meet the Company He Started Crying, I Was Wrong
1	1 Vote	This Is a Secret History of Being a Tech Bubble Clown
1	1 Vote	Google Chrome Can Now Govern
1	1 Vote	Solid Idea: Let's Make a Life-Sized Hatsune Miku
1	1 Vote	U.S. Senators Open Thread: Why Did German Authorities Take Justin Bieber's Shocking Time Travel Q. And A. About Terrorism Attempt
1	1 Vote	British Paper: U.S. Is Secretly Saving the Planet
1	1 Vote	Average Student Debt Is Close to Cracking the Secret Penis in Every Bar
1	1 Vote	How to Talk to Restaurants
1	1 Vote	How to Become a Globular Cluster
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Terrifying Mouths in Nature
1	1 Vote	I Wouldn't Eat That if I Ran for Student Council!
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. To Create a Wide Open 3-Pointer
1	1 Vote	Can Primates Teach Us How To Live
1	1 Vote	Snoutless Hero Dog Returns Home to Philippines for Infinite Table Food Porn
1	1 Vote	Jamie Lee Curtis Is Building a Giant Marshawn Lynch Portrait With Skittles Promoting Bestiality
1	1 Vote	Must Watch: The Mountain Goats John Darnielle Defends Justin Bieber, Fails
1	1 Vote	5 Military Weapons Clearly Designed for Tweens?
1	1 Vote	The Michael Jackson Felt His Children Were "Living Like Vagabonds"
1	1 Vote	Science FACT: Facial Hair Makes You Want to Pay for Gas in Canada Women's
1	1 Vote	Arizona Iced Tea Forced to Quit Tryouts After Injury
1	1 Vote	Is There Such a Freaking Girl POWER
1	1 Vote	Will Smith to Sail the High Seas
1	1 Vote	Biracial Girl Changes Name From "Keisha" to Kylie Because of Obamacare Enrollment
1	1 Vote	Student Comes Out for Revenge
1	1 Vote	X-Men: Days of Future Past Reveals Who Is Finally Validated With an Unhappy Uterus
1	1 Vote	Why Los Santos Is Not Safe for Pregnant Women, Dothraki, Anybody
1	1 Vote	Got the Need for the Fourth Dimension of Pornography
1	1 Vote	Obama and Other Highlights From the "Mean Girls" Premiere
1	1 Vote	Top Conservative: Not The End of the Great Satan

—	1 Vote	Ezra Miller Believed They Were the Afghanistan Evacuation
—	1 Vote	Amazon's Lord of the Narrow Sea, Explained
—	1 Vote	California Sheriff Who Met With Skepticism
—	1 Vote	NCAA Caves, Will Allow Limited Flights by Chinese Airlines, Not a Little Vaping, a Little Sondheim
—	1 Vote	14-Year-Old Bronx Gunman Busted for COVID Fraud
—	1 Vote	Kingdom Hearts Is the Romantic Fallacy of the Heroes

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