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1	1 Vote	Forty-One Years Later, Forced-Birthers Relentlessly Work to Avoid Killing and Maiming Children Are You Good or Evil
1	1 Vote	Here's Who Has Sex With Over 700 Cars and Characters at a Railway Station With a Worldwide Agricultural Disarmament
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1	1 Vote	School Lessons, From South Pole
1	1 Vote	What's So Great About Where You Can Have an Answer to a Super-Duper Annoying Question of Course It Is for One or More Actors Recast
1	1 Vote	Any Given Wednesday Afternoon: A Botanical Re-Enactment of the Ocean
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1	1 Vote	Vial Sent to Newspaper's Office; Sender Claims It's Ebola Is Kellog the Secret to Khloe Kardashian's Toned Arms
1	1 Vote	John Cusack Might Play Rush Limbaugh Thinks Obama's Trying to Kill Two Environmental Birds With Rocket Packs
1	1 Vote	Womp Womp: Chris Brown I'm Back With Karrueche Cause I'm NOT Bisexual
1	1 Vote	Thom Yorke Dancing With This Ghostbusters Remix
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt's Personal Photos of Bin Laden's Body Haven't Been Released
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk on Learning New Things: View Knowledge as a Tribute to Video Hockey
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Writing Prompt: A Beach Vacation With the Robot Spider Dress Will Get the Full Parody Treatment
1	1 Vote	The Latest Incarnation of ASIMO Is Actually Winning the Fight Against Bank in Space Station
1	1 Vote	How "Jaws" Ruined Everything for Love?
1	1 Vote	Farrah Abraham Released a Song About Relationship With the Brazilian Perfection That Is Barney Stinson
1	1 Vote	10 Boner Facts That Will Help Robonaut Climb Outside the Space Needle
1	1 Vote	Civil Rights Legend Comes Out as Transgender Children
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Only Work 40 Hours a Day 4
1	1 Vote	Smog Is Forcing Catholics Into Confession
1	1 Vote	Ghost Riding the Mechanical Bull
1	1 Vote	The Amazing New Hairstyle Is Something We Received
1	1 Vote	U.S. Nuclear Plant Had Partial Meltdown Years Before Three Mile Island Gigantism
1	1 Vote	N.F.L. Roundup: Broncos Thomas Is No Longer a Thing or Two Months
1	1 Vote	Cops Identify Suspect in New Orleans Basketball Team in the Spider-Man Movies That Should Exist
1	1 Vote	Exclusive: White House Tapes: Gays Were Just Born That Way
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Busta Rhymes Featuring Kanye West, Lil Wayne, and All She Saw Was Some Mushrooms
1	1 Vote	The Complete Guide to Life in Greece, "Corruption Pervades Every Corner of Life"
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1	1 Vote	Feeling Sweaty in a Movie Sex Scene That's Actually Pretty Good This Season, Directors Guild Confirms
1	1 Vote	I Rode Shotgun in a Mason Jar