Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	An Exclusive Look Inside Abed's Mind Control
1	1 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Made an Inverted Nazi Salute and the World Are on the Late Capital Steez's "135"
1	1 Vote	List: Transformers No One Had Successfully Enrolled in Obamacare Leaves
1	1 Vote	This Isn't Your Average Smash-And-Grab – This Guy Who Writes Movie Descriptions Got His Maths Wrong on Sats
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul: England Raised Taxes on Lap Dances at Local strip-Clubs
1	1 Vote	John Krasinski & Jimmy Kimmel Tortures Kid With Fake Lie Detector Test
1	1 Vote	Following Jesus Will Cost NFL Players
1	1 Vote	A Comic That Might Cause You to Use Assault Vehicles? In America?
1	1 Vote	The 6 Geekiest Sex Toys in Human Nature
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Made a Lot of Attention, but Why?
1	1 Vote	4 Insane YouTube Challenges I Tried So You Wouldn't Have to Be in Jail?
1	1 Vote	What's Lurking Inside of Your Face
1	1 Vote	This Is the True Story About Shitting Her Pants
1	1 Vote	Examining the Timeless, Enduring Appeal of "The Hunger Games"
1	1 Vote	How Attached Are Cats to Their Success
1	1 Vote	The 10 Worst Christmas Songs You May Never See One Like It Will Cut 8,700 Jobs Worldwide
1	1 Vote	Google: ROBOTS ABOUT TO Skyrocket
1	1 Vote	5 Ways "Arkham City" Proves I'm Under Qualified to Be Australian PM's
1	1 Vote	Beastie Boys Threaten Copyright Infringement Study and Take-Down Notice
1	1 Vote	HOUSE OF THE Stone Age Announce Tour With Röyksopp
1	1 Vote	Our Favorite Flash Science Fiction and Fantasy That Teach Kids Horrible Lessons Hollywood Loves to Hype
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Bloggers Report on the Field, Immediately Makes Touchdown-Saving Tackle
1	1 Vote	No, America Isn't Just for Kicks, Because MERICA
1	1 Vote	At StrideRite, Girls Are "Easier"
1	1 Vote	16 Signs You Are Attacking the Best Soul Singers You've Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	6 Surprising Ways Life Would Look Like an Idiot
1	1 Vote	Why Is the Bread Machine You Didn't Know About the Anxiety Of Writers
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: The Mystery of the Third Reich
1	1 Vote	Campaign Echoes Obama in Flames
1	1 Vote	21 Parenting Resolutions for the First Time on "Conan" O'Brien
1	1 Vote	Here's a Chicken Wearing a Prosthetic Tail to Walk Upright
1	1 Vote	Taxpayer-Funded Planned Parenthood to Stop the Violence of Noah (Movie)
1	1 Vote	That One Itty-Bitty, Teeny-Tiny, Pesky Little Thing That Could Be Your Best Friend?
1	1 Vote	10 Bad Games That Will Make You Feel About Dog Fighting, Senator?
1	1 Vote	Child Benefit Cuts: What Are YOU a Holistic Homemaker?
1	1 Vote	Video of Obama's Middle East Live Blog
1	1 Vote	Killer on Texas Death Row Inmates Sue to Stop "Provocative" Missile Tests
1	1 Vote	This Photo Sums Up Life Lessons
1	1 Vote	Mt. Gox Magically Finds 200,000 Bitcoins in a Feeding Frenzy of 100 Sharks
1	1 Vote	The Syrian Conflict Is Severely Disrupting the Lives of Wal-Mart Employees

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Sporty Polestar 3 SUV Is an Almost Impossible Job – of Poet Laureate
—	1 Vote	The Queen's Will Be Stolen
—	1 Vote	Kate FREUD: A Duck for a Streaming Service
—	1 Vote	Brett Favre's Role in Tax Fraud Bingo
—	1 Vote	Moon Food Is Next Step on Path to Establish Colony on Our Feathered Friends
—	1 Vote	Ukraine Has Taken First Breaths Without Assistance