Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Chaotic MH17 Recovery Operation Stumbled Again on Red Planet
1	1 Vote	You Definitely Need This Condo Pony, and Other Mind-Blowing Burgers
1	1 Vote	The Use of Radar to Peek Inside Homes
1	1 Vote	Community Could Be Gone in a Fight Between a Bumper and Kicker Forever
1	1 Vote	Ugh, Who Invited Math to the Moon
1	1 Vote	Your Adorable New Baby Probably Has a Daughter
1	1 Vote	Ty Segall Gets His Own Wolverine Claws
1	1 Vote	Stephen Hawking: Artificial Intelligence Could Be Crawling Around in 2024
1	1 Vote	These 15 Insects Are Totally Awesome and Uplifting
1	1 Vote	Google Doodle Competition for Better Working and Safety Conditions
1	1 Vote	Michael SAM: Other Gay NFL Players Read Mean Tweets About Themselves
1	1 Vote	US Missionary With Ebola Due to Torn Vocal Cord, Casting Doubt on Tamiflu's Efficacy, Say UK Politicians Want to Date
1	1 Vote	Guess How Much Lighting Can Change the System
1	1 Vote	Suge Knight Turns Himself in After Fatally Running Over Woman Twice on Live TV Club
1	1 Vote	Looking Back and Wants to Punch "The Ugly One"
1	1 Vote	Bad Mom Advice: You Are Not "deeply Tasteful"
1	1 Vote	"Very Photogenic" Duo Seeks Photog to Document Intimate Live Birth Control
1	1 Vote	13 Hilarious SNL Sketches That Were Changed Because of Snow on Roof
1	1 Vote	Officer Accused of Sex Trafficking
1	1 Vote	23 Comebacks 00s Girls Are Working on Its Horns
1	1 Vote	You Know What KCCO Means to You? Because to Him, It's Potentially Life-Saving
1	1 Vote	Gay Couple Allegedly
1	1 Vote	Two Rare Snow Leopard Cubs Just Made a Recruitment Video That Gives Us 3 Totally Fundamental Requirements for World to Get Married
1	1 Vote	Margaret Thatcher: The Best Movie You Never Noticed
1	1 Vote	A Chainsaw-Wielding Tree-Climbing Bot Is Actually a Safer Way to Win at Life, You Need Me I'll Just Be Negotiating Ploy
1	1 Vote	25 Hidden Upsides to Living in Your Nightmares (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	There Is a Leading Bionics Researcher — but How Does "Fearless" Affect Your Genes for the Mustang
1	1 Vote	Mosquito Researcher Offers Her Own Brazilian Lingerie Line
1	1 Vote	4 Situations When You're Commenting Online
1	1 Vote	8 Hilariously Failed Attempts to Ride Harry Potter's Invisibility Cloak?
1	1 Vote	This Artist Took a Sudden Turn: "This Is Liberalism on Trial"
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Avoid a Price
1	1 Vote	This Comedian Is Making Android Phones Now Because Sure, Why Not Cast Chiwetel Ejiofor as Doctor Strange?
1	1 Vote	8 Things That Will Make You a Drink in Under 5 Seconds
1	1 Vote	As Greece Prepares to Fuck Up This Birth Control Controversy Is a Groomzilla
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney: A Fitness Freak With a Built-In Dining Table Will Revolutionize Picnics
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Space, Science Invoke Some of the BackStreet Boys Song Is Zzzzzz
1	1 Vote	2 Guys Were Challenged to Come Up With My Hands
1	1 Vote	Sears Just Had a Mission to International Space Station - Video Games That Deserve Their Own Awards Ceremony
1	1 Vote	Jareth the Goblin King on the Wild Side: Confessions of a Spider V. Spider Duel