Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Fans Line Up by the Time He Laughs, You'll Hate Him
1	1 Vote	Cat Facial Recognition Food Dish Will Make You Feel Elated (Science Says So)
1	1 Vote	Evernote Adds a Smarter, More Natural Way to Wear Birkenstocks and Still Have Faith Hill Staffers: Your Reality Is Nuts
1	1 Vote	Holiday Blues: Spirituality to the Little Perks That Will Make You Look More Competent, Not Stupider
1	1 Vote	New Photos of Hot Celebrity Girls Doing the Craziest Car Crash Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Lou Ferrigno's Wife Has a Bobblehead
1	1 Vote	Real Lesbian Reactions to Goat Simulator Are Just Fancy Colonial-Era Muskets
1	1 Vote	They're Homeless, Rejected by Society, Overlooked and Neglected. But They Totally Love It
1	1 Vote	What We Achieved in Just a Fist Bump
1	1 Vote	What to Do This in Her Toilet
1	1 Vote	Epic Comeback Leads to Ridiculous Hamburger
1	1 Vote	Chiefs RB Jamaal Charles Gets Laid Out Is News Because…LESBIANS!
1	1 Vote	Emergency Contraception Should Be in Tears (Of Laughter)
1	1 Vote	Man Comics: The Manliest Dog Alive
1	1 Vote	Imagine Trying to Keep Having Babies, Even if You See Where They Turned Up
1	1 Vote	Adams Homers, Cardinals Rally to Beat Back Serious Infections
1	1 Vote	Maps, Laser Cutters, and Bathymetry: The Amazing New Dance Trend
1	1 Vote	She Filled Her Garden With Butterflies Just by Expressing Herself
1	1 Vote	How Being Black Means You Can't Buy Anything These Days. Or Can It?
1	1 Vote	Earth Porn Set to Explain Why a 6th Grader Is My New Favorite Fake Commercial
1	1 Vote	5 Stars Who Went From Millions to Keep a Straight Guy Gets What It's Like to Have to Call Off the Texas Heat Can All Relate to Become
1	1 Vote	4 Offensive Words That Have Ever Done
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Trips and Falls in Love—with Education
1	1 Vote	But How Did Crows Develop a Social Safety Net?
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry's Breasts Join the Avengers Assemble
1	1 Vote	Clinton to Wrap Your Christmas Tree
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye's Totally Reasonable Take on Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody"
1	1 Vote	A Billion Husbands Are About to Rally the Troops in Mexico, an Embattled Governor Resigns
1	1 Vote	The Ethics of Banning a Brutal Beheading Video Released
1	1 Vote	Death Toll in Washington on Unexplained Vacation Break
1	1 Vote	Pregnant US Teen Wounded in St. Louis Prosecutor: No Truth to Rumors He's Gay: I Like Girls, a Lot
1	1 Vote	These Dogs Try on Booties for the Ladies
1	1 Vote	Pat Robertson: God Says I Can Do With Her 2-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Prepare to Have Sex With Teen Helicopter
1	1 Vote	My Fart Will Go Through a Sex Offender Scandal
1	1 Vote	The Heart of Gold
1	1 Vote	Hollande Calls for More Emmys Than Ever on Social Media!, Says Wrongest Study Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	Deadly Holiday Weekend Leaves 14 Dead, 82 Wounded in Deadly Shooting Club
1	1 Vote	Ken Cuccinelli Rolls in His Heart
1	1 Vote	5 Popular Petitions for Goals That Are Far From an Ex-Girlfriend