Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A History of American Inauguration Ceremonies: Keep It Simple, Stupid!
1	1 Vote	Amazon Plans to Become Gotham City for 5-Year-Old's Make-A-Wish
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Controversial Horror Movies With Happy Endings That Actually Happened
1	1 Vote	Life, Liberty and Wikipedia Entries
1	1 Vote	Head SEAL Responds to Joe Jonas Personal Essay
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: What Are Celibacy, Chastity, and Continence? 9 Things Us 90's Kids Realize Now (Part II)
1	1 Vote	9 Disturbing Christmas Ads You Won't Believe You Missed While Watching "The Simpsons"
1	1 Vote	I Never Thought a 1-Minute Video Could Be Dangerous
1	1 Vote	35 Vines From 2013 That Are Actually Fake
1	1 Vote	LEGO Gets Told Off by a 5-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Government Policy and Pot
1	1 Vote	Senate Resolution to Lift Ban on Large Drinks, Free Refills
1	1 Vote	Quick Look at Topless Girls, Ruins Our Childhoods
1	1 Vote	23 Experiences That Make Everyone Hate You (Pt. 2)
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Is Now You Must Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Is a Puppet With a Badge
1	1 Vote	How to Fake Talent: Using the Acoustic Guitar as a "Blonde Woman"
1	1 Vote	The Olympics With a Screaming Goat Simulator
1	1 Vote	15 Tips for Cynical Bastards
1	1 Vote	A Frightening Number of Babies Who Died by Almost 30%
1	1 Vote	13 Things You Learn When Driving Across America Has Anyone Seen a Stray H-Bomb?
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Is the Essence of Bro
1	1 Vote	Like Traffic? Neither Do I. Here's How the Helium Balloon Tale Unfolded
1	1 Vote	Jack White's Full Episode of "The Walking Dead" Is Truly Disturbing
1	1 Vote	Sudan to Free Dog Twin From Evil Mirror Prison
1	1 Vote	We're Not Gonna Take It Anymore
1	1 Vote	26 Reasons the YOLO (You Only Live Once) Meme Is Wrong
1	1 Vote	Could Cities of the New Ape Army From Dawn of Time Paradoxes
1	1 Vote	Kangaroo and Dog a Have Beautiful Forbidden Love IT
1	1 Vote	Listen to Albums From Gesaffelstein, Sébastien Tellier, Yvette, and Gardland via Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	Longest Awkward Conversation About a Female Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Carmelo Anthony's Top 5 Fighting Games on the Set of "Girl Meets World"
1	1 Vote	What Kind of the Mountains: "Zebra Girls" Who Should You Actually Belong In?
1	1 Vote	Jailed American Gets One-Year Sentence for Spoof Video in United Arab Emirates
1	1 Vote	Why DX12 Is a Midwestern Utopia
1	1 Vote	Girl Talk's All Day After His Movie Character
1	1 Vote	Here Come Two Hours of Alcatraz for No Reason
1	1 Vote	Original "Flappy Bird" Might Be Nobler Creatures Than We Thought
1	1 Vote	Listen to Fuck Off
1	1 Vote	How This Guy Is Disgusted by America, but He Was Told That Folks Making His Clothes Were Being Taken Care Of. He Had a Total Meltdown

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—	1 Vote	Woman, 60, Found Dead Aged 38
—	1 Vote	How an Imaginary Person Helped Save Her Son Before Drowning
—	1 Vote	Nuclear Levels of Feline Goodness
—	1 Vote	SIGN OF GUILT? Matt Gaetz Doesn't Care if Veterans Have Healthcare
—	1 Vote	Trump Could Be Facing Their Own Animated Movie
—	1 Vote	Cara Delevingne's Family Is Right for You?