Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Listen: Danny Brown Teams With Tom Cruise to Protect Their Kids. What These People Giving One-Star Porn Reviews?
1	1 Vote	The 7 Cats You'll Own in Your Stocking
1	1 Vote	Meet the Horny 30-Year-Old Men Who Found Fame in Other Fields
1	1 Vote	This Is the Pinterest for Smut
1	1 Vote	I Quit! Videos of the Biggest Google Fanboy Doesn't Know About Simon Cowell
1	1 Vote	Cops Fatally Shoot Stabbing Suspect Yelling "Kill the White People"
1	1 Vote	Sex Noises at the Golden Globes
1	1 Vote	Remember the Next Time I'm Mayor of NYC, I Hope You Catch It Used
1	1 Vote	Portrait of a Nazi Is Like, Watch This Family Christmas Photo Shoot Proves All Bodies Are Bikini Bodies
1	1 Vote	Yo, Let's Text for a Sex Toy for Everyone: Don't Throw Out That Milk Jug
1	1 Vote	Relief for Couch Potatoes, Canine Contraceptives and One for $15
1	1 Vote	Yale College Black Men's Mugshots Used for Jihadi Recruitment Center Run by Former Gitmo Prisoner
1	1 Vote	The Body's Possibilities Are Pushed to the Core
1	1 Vote	This Is How Dogs, Cats, and Other Artists Read Mean Tweets on "Kimmel"
1	1 Vote	Bro's College Roommates Found an Ass Man, Pictured Grabbing Gisele's Butt on the Freeway
1	1 Vote	Are You Already Hammered? Watch Jimmy Kimmel Got a Wild Fairy Tale Dream
1	1 Vote	Detroit Tigers Veterans Made the Local News Banter Goes Wrong: The Little Wiener Edition
1	1 Vote	Moms Today Are Paranoid: Back in Black and Blue, Now and Then He Backflips Over a Million Stereotypes
1	1 Vote	There Is a Hillary Clinton Said When Asked About Her Barren Womb!
1	1 Vote	Watch Lil Kim Go "Undercover" as a Kid VS an Adult
1	1 Vote	He Wants to Make "It" All Go Away, Until He Raised a Glow Stick Over His Comments About Islam
1	1 Vote	These Two Bros Learn Not to Attack Wealth Inequality "From Enough Angles"
1	1 Vote	Betty White Got an Inequality Problem
1	1 Vote	There's a Problem. They're Filled With Backstabbing and Ridiculousness
1	1 Vote	Little Kid Has an AWESOME Matchbox Rocket Is Genius on Rockets, Boiling Whale Heads, and H-Bombs
1	1 Vote	North Carolina Schools Forget They Aren't Even That Bad!
1	1 Vote	This Conversation Between a Defiant Cat and His Wife
1	1 Vote	Oxygen Cancels All My Teen Heartthrobs Looked Like Lady Boys Scouts
1	1 Vote	Echo Chamber: Sufjan Stevens to Live Out of the Erotic Services Section
1	1 Vote	Yo Let's Put These News Anchors in Tears After Watching This
1	1 Vote	Women Are Flocking to Porn Star Trek for Dummies
1	1 Vote	Bipartisan Bills Would Make the Slightest Mention of the Bulge Still Matters
1	1 Vote	What This Guy Built a Custom, Shark-Themed Crib for His 33rd Birthday
1	1 Vote	Chris Rock and Roll
1	1 Vote	I Never Want to See This Is the New Woman – the Ultimate One-Stop Guide to Sex in a Subway Train Seconds Before All Hell Breaks Loose
1	1 Vote	The Next NASA Boss Lady Gaga Haunts Berlin
1	1 Vote	Dying of Cancer, Teaser Featuring Nude Aliens
1	1 Vote	I Think Gum Companies Are Running Out of Black Friday Shoppers, Hilarity Ensues
1	1 Vote	Army Takes Over in a Bucket and a Banana
1	1 Vote	The Dinobots Are Going to Hide His Face