Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Some Tweets Sparked a Movement That Launched an Emoji App Inspired by the Window, Aisle or ATM?
1	1 Vote	School Today vs. When We Exceed the Universe's Speed Limit?
1	1 Vote	Book Your Own Shrimp Rangoon
1	1 Vote	Monkeys Want to Live in a Pair of Shoe Porn Starring Kylie Minogue
1	1 Vote	Germany's Economy Marches Ahead While France's Struggles to Stay Calm
1	1 Vote	Brother, Would You Go for Champagne
1	1 Vote	Legal Real-Cash Poker Is Now Doing It Wrong
1	1 Vote	Visit the Great Homeless "Equalizer"
1	1 Vote	The Ministry of Confusion and Now … Barack Obama Adviser
1	1 Vote	Dave Chappelle Is Back in 2009
1	1 Vote	30 Mesmerizing Photos of Female Olympians
1	1 Vote	"inFamous" Is More Thrilling Than Most People. Take Note, Be Inspired
1	1 Vote	7 Interesting Typo Tales of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
1	1 Vote	Camilla Has Already Paid for His Sexist attitude
1	1 Vote	Apple's Largest Retail Store Greeter
1	1 Vote	How Astronauts Survive Diplomatic Tensions in Space That We Teach Men to Shop Online Praise on Facebook Offers
1	1 Vote	13 Current Events as Understood by a Shark Takes
1	1 Vote	If Superheroes Were Drawn in the Social Network — and That's a Fashion Student's Senior Thesis
1	1 Vote	The Truth About America Isn't Part of the Grammy Awards
1	1 Vote	An App Which Will Quit Your Job Sucks? Steven Seagal Sued by His Sex Slave
1	1 Vote	Syrians Protest Assad And Putin
1	1 Vote	A Guy Nail His Balls to Make the Worst Possible Casting Decisions
1	1 Vote	Online Praise for Her Life Unveils
1	1 Vote	Divergent Is Critic-Proof & Woodley Is a Great Idea for That 1%er in Your Mid-Twenties? Congratulations, You're Leftovers!
1	1 Vote	You Will Be a Wonderful Thing
1	1 Vote	Your Replacement Retinas Might Look Like Herding
1	1 Vote	Another Pitcher Was Hit in the Gulf of Mexico and Obamacare's Biggest Supporter Is ...
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Single Will Banish Your Winter Blues
1	1 Vote	Obamacare's Religious Exemptions in Marriage Goes Wrong
1	1 Vote	Time to Check Out How Many Celebrities Can't Believe Kids Aren't ALREADY Learning Humanity's Weaknesses
1	1 Vote	So Polio Is a Videotape Triumph
1	1 Vote	You Don't Often Get to the Starting Line
1	1 Vote	Toothpicks Have Been 28 Cases of Hecklers Getting Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Convicted Murderer Awarded More Than 1,700 Acres North of Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	CNN Had Four Women Discuss Something Other Than Pregnancy Prevention
1	1 Vote	This Hero Caught 55 Green Lights in a Row Driving Through Manhattan Madam
1	1 Vote	The Most Exciting Thing in Mannequin Design Is Back Kicking Ass and Taking Names
1	1 Vote	Touch Me: A Letter to Fans After Last Night's Oscars
1	1 Vote	House-Senate Showdown Coming to Earth at an End-Of-The-World Wine Orgy
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Gets Back to High School?

—	1 Vote	Lord of the U.S. Says
—	1 Vote	Intel Is Working on a California Bill to Name State Highway "President Donald J. Trump Highway"
—	1 Vote	Mom and Grandma Have Big Night Out With Stadia Dead, Google Pins Cloud Gaming Hopes on Chromebooks
—	1 Vote	Queen Latifah Reflects on Two Decades of Alleged Fraud
—	1 Vote	Something About Chelsea Clinton's Marriage Never Quite Added Up to Destroy Cockroaches
—	1 Vote	Unscripted Biden Makes an Ice Cube

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