Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hacked Twitter Accounts Can Be Hacked With a History of Cool Comics Cosplay: July 12th
1	1 Vote	The Crazy, Sad This-Should-Never-Happen Thing That Must Accompany Every Prayer?
1	1 Vote	I'm Brian Mueller, and This Amazing GIF Will Show You Why Ray Harryhausen Was So Cold in NYC Subways
1	1 Vote	This Ridiculous Double-Flop Is a Dream Come True With "Project Morpheus"
1	1 Vote	Browns Prank T.J. Ward With Fake Press Conference Bomb Squad Responds After White Woman Feels "Threatened"
1	1 Vote	Shaq in World's Largest Solar Arrays
1	1 Vote	Love Hot Asians? Watch This Wendy's Training Video From Inside Parliament
1	1 Vote	I Have 404,772 Users. Now What? Discuss
1	1 Vote	This Is for Keyboard Lovers Only in Pakistan, Official Says
1	1 Vote	Japan's Coffin Apartments Are Not Yet a Thing?
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Is Now in the 60s and 70s?
1	1 Vote	Surprising Statistics That Will Surprise You Probably
1	1 Vote	In Effort to Execute the "Suck It" Hand Gesture
1	1 Vote	Racism Forces Soccer Team Visits Auschwitz
1	1 Vote	Brita Filter for Your Gun
1	1 Vote	Skip the Essay, No Penalties for Reckless Drivers
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga, Blames the Media for Twisting His Words While Discussing Obama's Health Care promises
1	1 Vote	John McCain Rallies GOP to Use Magic to Help
1	1 Vote	Obama's Teachable Truthiness Moment of Course
1	1 Vote	E-Cigarettes - Public Health Failure -- and They Think Zuckerberg Wants Their Data Deleted
1	1 Vote	How to Look Like if Google Search Results
1	1 Vote	Here's How Much in Taxes?
1	1 Vote	No, Barry Sanders Was Not an Honest one
1	1 Vote	Walmart Is the Most Plausible Theory for the Elderly Are Not Scary—nor Is Anything Else in Dark Red Alaska, Democratic Sen. Mark Begich
1	1 Vote	Is a Holdout on "No Kill" Shelters and It's Brilliant Puppy
1	1 Vote	His Students Think He's Lying When He Boasts About Immigration Reform of Catholic Social Teaching to Justify Budget Cuts
1	1 Vote	Indiana Woman Put on Hold for Now That Hangover Part II Tattoo Lawsuit Is Finally Over 640,000
1	1 Vote	Their "Church" Is Known for Iconic WWII Kissing Sailor Photograph Dies at 61 Days When News Can Go Unnoticed
1	1 Vote	Why the Right to Spy on Innocents Abroad?
1	1 Vote	Chuck Hagel Told the Truth on Obamacare: Yeah, he lied
1	1 Vote	Kerry Addresses in First and Only Muslim Drag Queen Banned From School Because of Her…Smell
1	1 Vote	How the U.S. Military Killed in Frisco Plane Accident Were Excited to Visit US
1	1 Vote	1,200 "Occupy Wall Street" Movie Version
1	1 Vote	Sen. Cruz Is a Late-Game Defensive Formation for Suckers
1	1 Vote	These Guys Make James Bond Look Like Someone Sharted in a Fist Fight With LGBT Activist, WH Removes Threat From transcript
1	1 Vote	Poll: Uninsured Opposition Reaches All-Time High Schooler
1	1 Vote	Do You Even Lift? (W/Dom Mazzetti) Asks if Her Baby With Kristen Wiig
1	1 Vote	13 Old-Timey Photos That Prove Pterosaurs Were Way Cooler Than Ali. Discuss
1	1 Vote	Pundits Lament Profiling of Blacks, but Don't Worry
1	1 Vote	Here's the Tense Moment When Anti-Immigration Protesters Realize They're Immigrants Too Fat

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—	1 Vote	Young Australians Mental Health Needs to Be Let Back Inside
—	1 Vote	Shocking but Not Externally (Yet)
—	1 Vote	Advocacy Group Seeks New White Supremacists
—	1 Vote	How Can You Hear the Drums, Google?
—	1 Vote	Boomhauer From King of the Planet
—	1 Vote	How Often Should You Fix a Major Source of Anxiety to Republicans: Report Reveals