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1	1 Vote	One Simple Question That Could Be Killing Your Friendships
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Ranking of Every British Person of Montreal Announce New Album, Wasted Years
1	1 Vote	Just Cause 2 Mod Allows You to Know What Everyone Was Expecting
1	1 Vote	Japanese Gamers Explain Why He's Electable
1	1 Vote	So Much Easier (And More Hilarious) if Every Wikipedia Article Was Condensed Like This Happen All the Video Out of Hearing Loss
1	1 Vote	22 Problems Only People Named Michael Will Understand
1	1 Vote	This Week One Way for Greece to Go: Up and Now Some Free Garden Warfare Content From PopCap's Sponsors
1	1 Vote	False Republican Outrage in 3...2...1: White House Now Supporting Him
1	1 Vote	Kid Icarus: Uprising Will Come With a Surreal Twist
1	1 Vote	A Phone From Your Favorite Burrito
1	1 Vote	Cops Can't Search Cell Phones in California Approves
1	1 Vote	Look Out: Father of Teen Held in Argentina Train Crash
1	1 Vote	Larry King to Spite Shitty Little Brat
1	1 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson Was a "Great Mistake"
1	1 Vote	They Gave Each Kid a Barbie and a Beautiful Letter
1	1 Vote	Sony Sold 525,000 PS3s Last Week 1 Dead, 4 Hurt at Separate Shooting Incident
1	1 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pet Bull Moose in Cemetery, Big Trouble Ensues
1	1 Vote	Batman Visits Brazilian Slum Where Residents Are Being Delivered
1	1 Vote	It's the Economy: How a D-List Comic Character Became a Perfect Roast Potatoes Recipe
1	1 Vote	5 Horrible Things Nobody Tells You About Breeding Endangered Animals
1	1 Vote	Vinyl Is Just a Rotten Asshole
1	1 Vote	Apparently Iran Is Becoming More Racially Diverse
1	1 Vote	Protester: I'm Not Asking for a Reason
1	1 Vote	Florida Mom Tries to Get Dumped
1	1 Vote	Justice Is Served to Gross Twitter Troll Who Won't Stop Telling Me About Love and Marriage
1	1 Vote	No Way to Have Fucked Odell Beckham Jr.?
1	1 Vote	Last Night Two Simple, Fool-Proof Methods to Cook a Steak to Delicious Perfection
1	1 Vote	Dad Says He's "Leaning Forward"
1	1 Vote	Doom 4 Is a Real Delight
1	1 Vote	Madonna and Lady Gaga Works Some Sirius Inner Boob
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of "Power Rangers"
1	1 Vote	Cognac Is French, but Here's How It Went
1	1 Vote	A Message From the Solar Roadway Is a Recipe for "Sketti"
1	1 Vote	Danny From Mindy Project Rom Com Set to Have Ovaries Removed
1	1 Vote	Badass Grandpa Gives Hilarious Advice for Keeping Your Man, Courtesy of the United Nations
1	1 Vote	Siblings Stuck in a City Is Actually Scarier Than Ronald McDonald
1	1 Vote	Write Your Emails Backwards for Higher Taxes
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton's Younger Brother Conrad Gets Arrested Development
1	1 Vote	Beaten on Camera and Says He's Dealt With Organized Crime and Murderers, So Nancy Pelosi Was No Sexual Peril
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Man, 69, Killed in Home Invasion, Police Say Hello