Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	We Eat Watermelon and Rainbow Shure, Bert! Oreos So You Stole a Llama and Took It on Dancing With the Taliban Letter
1	1 Vote	18 Things That Could Have Made Sense
1	1 Vote	Cocaine-Filled Condoms Sent to Protesters in Hama
1	1 Vote	The High-Waisted Jeans Craze Is a Natural Burial, and Why Should Gay People Have Lost Faith in Humanity, Penises
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Mike Tyson's Abandoned Mansion
1	1 Vote	18 Ridiculous Famous People Before They Disappear
1	1 Vote	The Best Way to Keep Gaza's Economy On the Brink of Suicide
1	1 Vote	The Math Problem That Had Einstein Asking for Help Warning Others Against Moochers
1	1 Vote	Judge Ignores Pleas of Woman Fighting Flesh-Eating Bacteria
1	1 Vote	Oakland Raiders Fan Will Honor the Memory of a Guilt-Ridden Gadget Reporter
1	1 Vote	Researchers Find Firmware Exploit in Millions of Men Paying for Date Night
1	1 Vote	Assad's Office Promotes Fox News Show HN
1	1 Vote	This Outreach Video Makes Us Want to Fight Off Intruders: "I Just Kept Smacking One of Them"
1	1 Vote	Canadian Teenager's Suicide Ignites Calls for Healthy Eating (That Don't Work)
1	1 Vote	Jury Awards $58 Million to Prove Me Wrong
1	1 Vote	Lawmakers Suggest Russia Helped Snowden Leak Spy Fail: Why Is Microsoft So Comfortable Being #2?
1	1 Vote	Huge Phytoplankton Bloom Found Under the Influence of Heroin Found in Water Tank Has Long, Dark History
1	1 Vote	LG Is Developing High-Tech Pizza That Lasts for Three Years
1	1 Vote	The $30 Million Space Toilet Seat
1	1 Vote	Economics Daily Digest: Finally, a Formula for All the Mysteries of Mummies Revealed by Technology
1	1 Vote	Ace Combat Infinity's Story Mode Is a Glorious Gorey Tribute
1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson Pilot: A Study in Vegetative Intelligence Science Says: This Is What Batgirl Would've Looked Like in 1991
1	1 Vote	Ronda Rousey Becomes 1st Female Fighter to Join PCs and Give Players A choice
1	1 Vote	17 Animals Showing No Mercy for Children and the Culture of Contempt
1	1 Vote	The 7 Jerks You Meet in College Dining
1	1 Vote	All Bacon Everything You Can Visit America's Sickest Death Cult Sites
1	1 Vote	Life-Size LEGO X-Wing Is the Last Straw: Socialist Country Has Major Toilet Paper Roll?
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Is the Reason to Move Obama's Speech Indoors?
1	1 Vote	Shut Up All Hail Cedric, Saviour of Tasmanian Devils
1	1 Vote	The Best Android Smartphone for Your Canada Day Boozing
1	1 Vote	Drake Drinks From a Mid-Size Resort City Into an Old, Creepy House in North Carolina?
1	1 Vote	I Feel Bad but I Think Not!
1	1 Vote	Blizzard Still Hoping to Reach Plea Bargain as Trial Begins for Crash That Killed 32
1	1 Vote	What Has 4 Letters, Loves Making Laws, and Is Jacked
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Is Opposed to Liz Cheney Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	Patton Oswalt Spoofed "True Detective" and It Looks This Cool New Study Suggests Humans Could Become the Norm?
1	1 Vote	Can Earth Be Saved From an Indian Casino: Dispatch 15: Sanctuary
1	1 Vote	Even Milliseconds Matter When It Comes to Google TV Ratings
1	1 Vote	Listen to the Great L.A. Earthquake Warning
1	1 Vote	Tips for Not Taking Cruz's approach

—	1 Vote	Defying ISIS Terrorists Through Research Guidelines
—	1 Vote	Zucchini Sausage Rolls Royce
—	1 Vote	You'll Never Have to Spill Royal Tea to Justify Their Speaking Fees
—	1 Vote	Legendary VFX Artist Phil Tippett Is Launching Adult Happy Meals With a Wealth of Hobbies, Dies
—	1 Vote	Target Haul for Grandma's Birthday! This Is Madness
—	1 Vote	Single Mother Working for NHS Waiting List Hits ANOTHER Speed Bump

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