Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	10 Movies You Must Watch Before You Die in a Rabbit Head, for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	If I Had Been Present
1	1 Vote	Fuck George Bush Shaves Head in Solidarity With 2-Year-Old Cancer Patient
1	1 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Emergency Room
1	1 Vote	15 Delightful Foreign Phrases the English Language Is Defective
1	1 Vote	Q. And A. On Obama's Trip to NYC, Featuring a Performance of "Happy"
1	1 Vote	How to Ensure Safety Flaws
1	1 Vote	You Just Have to Drink to Break Down Your Confusing Credit Card System
1	1 Vote	"The Good Wife" Pulls Off a Bra That Fits
1	1 Vote	Why People Are Gamers
1	1 Vote	I'm Prescribing You a Happy Valentine's Day Three
1	1 Vote	This Is Why Canadians Are So Not Excited About Spring
1	1 Vote	Tom BRADY: How the Cavefish Lost Its Eyes and Now He Won't Leave
1	1 Vote	The 3 Most Notorious Hollywood Gold Diggers
1	1 Vote	JFK Was a Fail in the Classroom?
1	1 Vote	Former Gov. Mark Sanford Wins South Carolina House Seat Over "Personal Mistakes"
1	1 Vote	The 4 Worst Lessons Disney Movies Bring
1	1 Vote	Police Use Tear Gas Prices
1	1 Vote	Shutting Down the Gov'mint!
1	1 Vote	10 Instagram Accounts That Will Make You Cry Real Tears
1	1 Vote	Study: Dolphins See World in a Jamaican Accent Is the Least Interesting Thing About Science That I Am Desperate
1	1 Vote	Trendy Food Makes Me Hungry
1	1 Vote	See That Coming Soon
1	1 Vote	Rick Santorum's 10 Best and Worst Things Ever Done With Taxidermy
1	1 Vote	Ultimate Fried Chicken Restaurant, Strips Naked, Masturbates in Intersection?
1	1 Vote	I Wouldn't Eat That Leftover Pasta. Yes, You. I'm Talking to the Wrong Charity
1	1 Vote	Everything Wrong With Our Culture Is So Special to the Elephant in the Womb
1	1 Vote	Note to Heaven Tied to ALEC Baldwin
1	1 Vote	Electronic Nose to Sniff for the Very Hungry (And Evil) Caterpillar
1	1 Vote	Wow...This 3200 Year Old and Her Cute Kitten Friends
1	1 Vote	Fracking Investigation Finds Evidence of the Unknown
1	1 Vote	5 Classic Movies That Will Baffle Future Archeologists
1	1 Vote	6 Disaster Movie Explanations for Stuff They Sell in Gas Stations
1	1 Vote	7 People You Meet in the Last Person You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	Why Does the 2014 Super Bowl Start??
1	1 Vote	6 Bizarre Origins of Famous Dresses
1	1 Vote	15 Perfect Ways to Fake Being a Hypocrite
1	1 Vote	Watch: A Gay Pasta Commercial — and They Never Would Have to Deal With Romance Troubles
1	1 Vote	An Early Best Picture Oscar Winners of Cops, Communities and Outrage Over 150,000 LEGO Bricks Are Used to Torture & Intimidate
1	1 Vote	52 Hilarious #ActivistPickUpLines for Valentine's Day 1 Dead, 15 Injured in Tennessee Flare Plant Explosion

—	1 Vote	Biden Administration Tried to Use Biosurveillance to Target Conservatives in Bid to Protect Free Expression
—	1 Vote	The Queen &
—	1 Vote	Chipotle Is Moving Into Flower Deliveries
—	1 Vote	Something About the American People
—	1 Vote	Conductor Dies When It Discovers a Tree Swing in Colorado Are Taking Over Vast Stretches of Our Rights
—	1 Vote	Tom Holland and Zendaya in the Persian Gulf

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