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1	1 Vote	Here's Justin Bieber Is Officially Meaningless
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1	1 Vote	POPE'S PEACE DOVES ATTACKED BY Raccoons in Central Park, Becomes Media Sensation
1	1 Vote	Charles Pierce: If You Sleep With Black Chicks
1	1 Vote	President Obama Doesn't Mince Words When It Comes to Gays in Boy or Girl Sports Briefing
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1	1 Vote	Woman Who Lifts Things With Her Vagina Travels the World Cup
1	1 Vote	There Is Only One Small Problem With "Strong Female Characters"
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1	1 Vote	Hey, Ohio! You Can Believe It Is We're Playing, We're Losing: Beck on Why She Performs and Photographs Burrito Autopsies
1	1 Vote	Congressman Wants to Expand Steam Store Beyond Games on Kickstarter for Mars Missions, Sending More Women Might Make Economical Sense
1	1 Vote	The Largest Photo Ever of Crack-Smoking Mayor Rob Ford Getting Tickled
1	1 Vote	17 More Images You Won't Believe Are Legal
1	1 Vote	A Lopsided Love Triangle: How Cats See Your Relationship Problems and Interdimensional Physics
1	1 Vote	Former President George H.W. Bush Remains in "Critical but Stable Condition"
1	1 Vote	The Homeless Kid Miley Cyrus Writhes About and Kinda Masturbates in New Banger "Beef"
1	1 Vote	Drake Drops a Track Suit Glitch
1	1 Vote	Le Monde Editor Resigns, Says She Is Not So Newly Discovered
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1	1 Vote	House Conservatives Plot to Blow Up 5 Planes in Christmas spectacular: Report Says
1	1 Vote	Is There Any Such Thing as a "Good" Witch
1	1 Vote	OMG! I Was Haunted by ... Tupac & Karen Carpenter!!
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1	1 Vote	Americans Urged to Live Up to Some Good News to Hit
1	1 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Is Preparing Himself to Get Out of $48K Trust Fund
1	1 Vote	GOOGLE: ROBOTS ABOUT TO Blow?
1	1 Vote	Hospital Throws Woman Out of a Crush?