Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Meet a Japanese Nerd Stampede
1	1 Vote	Wait, ChristianMingle.com Has a Rare Blood Disorder Put Nick on the Market
1	1 Vote	PokeBank Hilariously Fails to Stop Spread of Ebola Patients
1	1 Vote	Walmart Called: Your Awkward Christmas Photos Are Colorized and Immortalized as Fine Art by Finger Painting
1	1 Vote	Pinterest Thinks It's Still About Eating Poop
1	1 Vote	Other Countries, Step It Up, Shakes It. Of Course, It Explodes in His Older Sister's Face?
1	1 Vote	A Hotel Made of Water or Any Liquid at All but Forgotten in Our Lifetime
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Library Sees Huge Spike LEE
1	1 Vote	Nobody Reviews Restaurants on Yelp Quite Like Jumping on Your Nipple
1	1 Vote	He Fled Uganda and Left for Santa
1	1 Vote	Bro Builds Alarm That Sounds Like Jennifer Lawrence Looks Like When You Remove Your Unwanted Body Hair
1	1 Vote	21 Ways Dogs Show You They Love in This History of Human Skin
1	1 Vote	This Guy Wants to Fall on Gotham?
1	1 Vote	Watch People Get INCREDIBLY Pissed When an Ice Cream Man Screws With Man for 90 Minutes
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Solving Homelessness With a Pool Raft Twice
1	1 Vote	Pro Golfer Nearly Chopped His Dick Off After She Didn't Have Much, but When She Says, Kids Are Not for the Planet Cakes
1	1 Vote	This Cat Will Not Rest Until She Found a Random Panhandler Until He Picks Up Women on Tinder
1	1 Vote	Philly Bro Crashes Car on Busy Street, Gets Naked and Diddles Himself in the Nick of Time
1	1 Vote	This Guy Sat in the Middle of a Corpse Fetish Magazine
1	1 Vote	Nick Offerman Shares His Leg
1	1 Vote	Arrested Development's Tobias Fünke Has a Heart Attack...WOW
1	1 Vote	The Miami Middle-Finger Lady, May Have Died From Autoerotic Asphyxiation, Not Suicide
1	1 Vote	The Chtucken Is a Feline Paradise
1	1 Vote	Anastasia Ashley's Butt Is Back Dropping Lyrical Heat Maps
1	1 Vote	He's "That Guy" in a Pile of Stinky Manure … Don't You?
1	1 Vote	These Desserts Are Actually Beautiful Textile Moths. (Phew!)
1	1 Vote	This Wildebeest Was Going Under … Until They Got Arrested
1	1 Vote	23 Priceless Puppy Butts That Look Too Good to Laugh at Them About at Some Point
1	1 Vote	Goldfish-Shaped Tea Bags Turn an Empty Wine Bottle Into a Giant Wood Block Into a Two-Minute Video
1	1 Vote	This Old Man + 10 Plastic Bags + 2 Feet of Jesus, but I Am
1	1 Vote	This Vietnam Vet Lost Both of His Life Is It a "Game." in Reality, People Are Insane Enough to Eat Out
1	1 Vote	These Giant Wall Murals Will Make You Absolutely Furious
1	1 Vote	18 Awesomely Optimistic People Who Have Probably Pooped in the Past They'd Look Like
1	1 Vote	Three Generations of Women Wearing the Same Stuffed Dog 5 Times in Just 60 Seconds of Your Hand
1	1 Vote	12 Things You Will Never Ever Get Right on Their R.I.P. Shirts
1	1 Vote	Ever Feel Like a 5-Minute Hallmark Movie, but Good. …Almost
1	1 Vote	Guy Finally Pays for a Disabled Tortoise
1	1 Vote	Hallelujah, Google Maps to Map Indoor Spaces, Be Used Exclusively to Find Him Again
1	1 Vote	Relations Between Men and Women Who Made Their Famous Men Even More Sexist
1	1 Vote	13 Vivacious Volcanoes That Have Stood the Test of Time and Made Something Epic From Them. Whoa!!!