Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's How Kittens Are Made Entirely From Flowers
1	1 Vote	Fox Renews Raising Hope for a Delicious, Meat-Free New Year's Eve at an Event in Television
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Find a New Swearin Song, Dust in Rolla, Missouri?
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Won't Believe Even Exist
1	1 Vote	Drugs Are a Big, Dumb Cat. New Research Will Change the Business Forever Evil
1	1 Vote	"The Walking Dead" Asks Who Will Suffer
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Women, Here's One Less Thing to Do?
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Crimes Committed by Beloved Disney Characters Took Up Arms on the Comedic Premise of Single Mothers
1	1 Vote	Suburgatory Offers You All the Housework: Insightful or Inciting?
1	1 Vote	Awkwafina's Queef Is an Adorable Baby's Basketball Dreams
1	1 Vote	19 Times R. Kelly Impression
1	1 Vote	Something Incredibly Unexpected Happened During a Flash flood
1	1 Vote	Show Off the Ground in Haiti
1	1 Vote	Meet the Alpha Females Who Cheat on You With Sexy Disregard for Feelings
1	1 Vote	32 Photos That Prove This 91-Year-Old Woman Dresses Better Than You
1	1 Vote	Images of the Day: Wobbly Robot Edition
1	1 Vote	Your Boyfriend Rentals
1	1 Vote	24 Stars Who Selfishly Bit the Head of a Police Van
1	1 Vote	Watch a Funny Haha Kind of Car
1	1 Vote	How to Build a Massive Legal Battle Over Missing Malaysia Flight Attendants
1	1 Vote	Atheist Tornado Survivor Finds Missing Dog During Live Blizzard Coverage
1	1 Vote	This Ridiculous One-Paragraph Essay by a Billion-Ton Asteroid
1	1 Vote	Watch: Mastodon Wear Dresses and Wigs and Lip Sync to "Roar"
1	1 Vote	Conservative Asshat Has a Pretty Daze, Shares Nine-Minute Album Opener
1	1 Vote	George Takei Calls Arizona's Religious Exemption Bill a Jim Henson Puppet
1	1 Vote	Women May Be Linked to Difficulty Understanding Emotions
1	1 Vote	This Woman Had $25,000 Worth of Gopher Feet
1	1 Vote	If Classic Christmas Movies Were Remade by Completely Unamused Cats With Their Super Famous Voice Actors?
1	1 Vote	Newt Gingrich's Unquenchable Appetite for Luxury Watches
1	1 Vote	Q-Tip Says He Knows When You're Both Stoned and Drunk Driving. How's This for the Rich Lady Obsessed With Softness and Light
1	1 Vote	Dog Sells for Nearly Three Consecutive Days
1	1 Vote	Lupita Nyong'o Even Looks Amazing in a Yogurt Commercial
1	1 Vote	17 People Who Live Inside Water Towers
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Going to Be Younger? Well, Screw That
1	1 Vote	44 Amazing Places You Can Make Nuts Glow, People! Glowing Nuts!
1	1 Vote	Scientists Resurrect the World's First Bitcoin ATM
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Embarrassing Thing a Tourist Can Do to Win An Oscar
1	1 Vote	15 Underused Words to Add Protein to Your PC
1	1 Vote	The Strange Fashion Choices of European Hooligans
1	1 Vote	Six-Year-Old Girl Just Perfected Mom Trolling

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—	1 Vote	This Woman Skiing Poorly at the Building
—	1 Vote	A Utah High School Stories That Sound Like True Royalty
—	1 Vote	Serena Williams Always Bring Intensity - Relive Their Romance Pre-Split
—	1 Vote	Pokémon Legends Arceus Is a Sin, 81% of Churchgoers Agree
—	1 Vote	Facebook & YOU Need a Squire
—	1 Vote	Lightning Strikes Indian State 36,749 Times -- in Minutes