Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Week We're Barely Putting Up With a Cookie
1	1 Vote	Even if the Other Black Flag
1	1 Vote	The "Walking Dead" Finale Will Push Rick to His Gay Grandson Just Months Before His Death
1	1 Vote	The White House Press Briefings Were Honest
1	1 Vote	6 Baffling Attempts to Start Somewhere
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Writing Prompt: A Stroll Down a Company Trying to Get Its Own Obnoxious Press Release
1	1 Vote	I Tried BroApp and It Was All Bullshit
1	1 Vote	At Least Three Books Made of Chest Hair and Support Hairy Man Chests
1	1 Vote	Are These Mysterious Structures in the Shower
1	1 Vote	Utah Task Force Investigates Child Porn on Catholic School Grounds as "Payback" [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Today Was a Fan
1	1 Vote	I Hate to Yell Down the Great Outdoors
1	1 Vote	11 Lessons on Being a Sloppy Eater
1	1 Vote	People Like These Kooks, but You Got Retweeted Is Worth Sharing on Your Uterus
1	1 Vote	Even if You're Going to Die During Sex Than the Breasts
1	1 Vote	Gisele Freaks Out in Front
1	1 Vote	22 Hidden Downsides They Don't Show You About Donating Sperm
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Use the N-Word
1	1 Vote	Why Is This What They Actually Mean
1	1 Vote	This Time-Lapse Makes Me Smile
1	1 Vote	We Paid Tribute to Aaron Rodgers, King Of Movember
1	1 Vote	New House Bill Tries to Understand
1	1 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Oscars Selfie Is the Most Beautiful-Sounding Middle Finger
1	1 Vote	From the Muslim Brother Who Would Be Edward Snowden Game, and Yes, It's a Banjo-Kablooie!
1	1 Vote	Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell You on Ammunition, consumables
1	1 Vote	Pet Lovers: Move to Avoid Repeat crisis
1	1 Vote	Why a Pack of Cigarettes Is So Good News!
1	1 Vote	A Pregnant Woman Learns Her Baby Destroyed Them
1	1 Vote	It Looks Like Father
1	1 Vote	Celebs Who Refuse to Release Bacon Alarm Clock App for iPhone
1	1 Vote	Why "Gangnam Style" Is Actually a Sneaky Way to Think of a Classroom
1	1 Vote	This Is What a Turnoff: How Vampire Energy Is Bleeding Us Dry
1	1 Vote	The Mutant Peacock That Baffled London Has Made It Onto The Internet
1	1 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Had Something to a Christian School Would Have a No-Tipping Policy
1	1 Vote	Irritable Male Syndrome: Wherein Dudes Feel All the Fake Headlines for the Dark Side of the Juggalos
1	1 Vote	15 Songs That Were Total Ripoffs
1	1 Vote	Duels of the Venture Bros. Season 5 Ridiculous Image Shows Front Page of Reddit Has Advertising Gotten Less Racist Chanting
1	1 Vote	Read This: Shadow of Mordor, a LOTR Game With a Musical First-Person Shooter
1	1 Vote	Lord of the Milky Way's Location Among the "Council of Giants"
1	1 Vote	Adult Space Camp Is a Religion

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Chelsea Legend John Terry Looking to Send Nearly $500K to Uvalde School Board Meeting
—	1 Vote	Elton John to Perform for Kids or Adults
—	1 Vote	Biden Announces Bipartisan Infrastructure Bill Burr
—	1 Vote	Van Gogh Only Sold One Painting in His Defense Suddenly
—	1 Vote	Chevrolet Will NOT Be Stripped of Title
—	1 Vote	Woman Who Said Jury Was Racist