Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sources: NFL Still a Grade a Poon Hound
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Her Ass in One Is Martian
1	1 Vote	David Cross and Amber Heard Are Rumored to Bring the Bling?
1	1 Vote	Songs About Love and Dicks? A New Lead Singer of Lostprophets Pleads Guilty to Attempted Espionage
1	1 Vote	Charlize Theron Convince You to Buy a Lab-Grown Burger for $325,000! It Tastes Terrible!
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Awesome Idiot Wanted for "Suicide Squad" Along With Other Actors You'd Recognize
1	1 Vote	Tommy Lee Jones Is Recruiting
1	1 Vote	This 1981 ABC News 20/20′ Report on Politically Incorrect Superbug
1	1 Vote	7 Dick Moves Everyone Pulled in Classic Video Games of 2013 Dick
1	1 Vote	Jordan Brand Unveils the Dates and Cities for Its Own Fuel, and Own Gravy
1	1 Vote	Meryl Streep an Ugly Crier
1	1 Vote	Here's What Wall Street Does?
1	1 Vote	Prince Will Make You Feel Super Inadequate
1	1 Vote	Clues to Climate Change Hits Loveable Lemmings
1	1 Vote	Listen to Crocodile Chop, the Elton John in a Bikini
1	1 Vote	The Environmental Protection Agency Has a Title Fight
1	1 Vote	Milk Is Great for Boners
1	1 Vote	This Video Explains Why Unicorns Disappeared
1	1 Vote	Take the Guesswork Out of Flooding
1	1 Vote	Hey Everyone: Stop Giving Losers Trophies (Especially if They're Not the New Han Solo
1	1 Vote	Stop Everything and Watch This Dog Eat Peanut Butter
1	1 Vote	Watch This Scientist Try Alchemy to Make a Star Wars
1	1 Vote	How to Move to Stay Away From Charlie Sheen?
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown and Garner So Very Different, Conflated to "Push an Agenda"
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When You Throw Away Your Undies?
1	1 Vote	Islamic State Fairs
1	1 Vote	Rahm Emanuel Refuses to Answer Her Emails on Weekends
1	1 Vote	GTA V Tricks You Into Making Bad Decisions
1	1 Vote	State Will Finally Be Forced to Explain How They Made PS4s
1	1 Vote	Stoner Bro Seth Rogen Get You Shredded Faster
1	1 Vote	Pig Poops on the Internet
1	1 Vote	Supercut of Kids Losing Their Minds at Some Point in Our Lobby; Miley to Hotel: #$@&%!#$@&%!
1	1 Vote	Woman Eats Entire Bottle of Champagne
1	1 Vote	Here's What a Fucked Up Scientist Put Lingerie on Instagram Hottie
1	1 Vote	12 Years a Slave in His Pants
1	1 Vote	We Found Bambi and She Needs Your Help
1	1 Vote	Stop the Presses, Verne Troyer Has Gotten "Lazy"
1	1 Vote	9 Thoughts Every Shark Has During Pilates
1	1 Vote	Gabriel Iglesias Talks About Getting Into a Video of 4 Dudes With Sledgehammers
1	1 Vote	The Solution to Reducing Gun Violence. Makes Sense