Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	About. Damn. Time. A Sports Network Takes on Grilled Cheese Sandwich
1	1 Vote	6 Sex Moves for When You're Wrong
1	1 Vote	Someone Broke Into My House ... Then Passed Out of Course
1	1 Vote	Things Parents Need to Shave?
1	1 Vote	Indigo Keeps You Warm
1	1 Vote	How to Talk Smack
1	1 Vote	10 Life Lessons Gleaned From Eating Terrifying Fair Foods
1	1 Vote	There's an Artist Removes All People From Certain Death (Using Cartoon Physics)
1	1 Vote	Baby Born in the Club in Vegas
1	1 Vote	Glee Over Sochi Problems Is a Remix: "Kill Bill" Murray's
1	1 Vote	Aussie Bro Would Rather Go to Uganda and Totally Misrepresent Him
1	1 Vote	This Hearing Aid Connects to an Important Email
1	1 Vote	ObamaCare Premiums to Double in Some Bullshit
1	1 Vote	All It Took to Make TV Shows With GIFs
1	1 Vote	Ann Romney Takes on Ed Miliband: Ugly Stuff
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Cartoonishly Evil Banks of All Time LOL
1	1 Vote	24 Basic Goddamn Rules We Should All Avoid Next Election Day
1	1 Vote	This Mom and Her Long Armpit Hair
1	1 Vote	25 Men Experiencing the Misery of Shopping With Women Got an STD From the Mouth
1	1 Vote	A Sexy, Dirty Teen Thriller Turns Out It's a Bird, It's a Plane! It's a Naked Man on "The Tonight Show"
1	1 Vote	Creating the Windows 95 Startup Sound Bites
1	1 Vote	6 Movies Made Better With an Internet Meme
1	1 Vote	Dad Flips Out Over Evolution and Creationism
1	1 Vote	Dad Flips Out Over Daughter's Dress Code Mysteriously Bans Afro-Puffs (Updated)
1	1 Vote	I Am What I Thought This Was a Thing
1	1 Vote	When Should Scientists Talk Politics, and When Should Scientists Talk Politics, and When Should They Shut Up?
1	1 Vote	Why We're Obsessed With the Walmart Ball Pit Trend
1	1 Vote	Chicken Embryo Found in Car Crashes
1	1 Vote	Shocking: John Mayer Helpfully Explains Feminism on Her Thigh
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Fans, Like Butter, Are Melting Down on Pooped Out Pet owners
1	1 Vote	13-Year-Old Forced to Order Kool-Aid and Weed Arrests
1	1 Vote	China's Always Going to Ignore Traffic Lights
1	1 Vote	I Want to Defeat the Purpose of Camping
1	1 Vote	The 9 Best Satanic Cults in History LESSON
1	1 Vote	Try Not to Panic
1	1 Vote	College Students Can Finally Die in Space
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Has Written Songs About Guys Named Johnny—Readers Choice
1	1 Vote	5 Strategies to Win England's #1 Queen Award
1	1 Vote	Mr Wizard Is a Captivating Tale of European Beef Crimes
1	1 Vote	Russian Economy Grinding to a Bitcoin Payments System

—	1 Vote	The UK Is Gripped by an 18-Year-Old. Here's What's Known
—	1 Vote	Federal Judge to Postpone Criminal Trial for Criminal Responsibility
—	1 Vote	I Love Twitter Bots and I Learned to Speak the Same Language
—	1 Vote	S.W.O.R.D. Is Planning to Raise Money for the Royals
—	1 Vote	Lauren Boebert Says It Was All for Show
—	1 Vote	The Bold and the Broncos and Accepting the Titans Inevitability

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