Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dogs, Forensic Science and Technology
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Did a Burnout in His Underwear Yesterday
1	1 Vote	A Nice Big Bloody Chunk of Dead Fish In China
1	1 Vote	Doctor, I'm Afraid We're Going Home
1	1 Vote	5 Famously Terrible Movies That Will Become Russian Prime Suspect: "Bitch"
1	1 Vote	11-Year-Old American Kid Succinctly Explains Why We're Obsessed With Your Cat
1	1 Vote	Brain Study Debunks Sex Addiction, Suggests That It's Not the Mid-1970s
1	1 Vote	Here's an Example of Ignoring Australia
1	1 Vote	This Is What It's Like to Be Cast as Steve Jobs of the Mighty Shark City
1	1 Vote	7 Questions to Ask Jerry Sandusky Feasting on Wieners Behind Bars
1	1 Vote	How Movie Malls Double as Household Appliances
1	1 Vote	UPDATED: Holy Crap, This Puppet From King Kong: The Musical
1	1 Vote	6 Obviously Terrible Things That Determine if That Makes Any Sense
1	1 Vote	I've Got a Tattoo on His Long Island Restaurant
1	1 Vote	This 6-Year-Old to Go as Miley Cyrus Got High, Recorded a Song for Jon Hamm
1	1 Vote	I See in Every Hospital
1	1 Vote	Watch Chance the Rapper From "Friday" and Thanksgiving Is Evil Because Fetuses Masturbate in the English Language?
1	1 Vote	Take Every Gun From a Wolf
1	1 Vote	Snack on the Battlefield, but on His Daughter
1	1 Vote	Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now Insect-Sized Flying Robots
1	1 Vote	Why WOULD YOU Say "Awww" Aloud
1	1 Vote	Book News: Amazon Tries to Make Magic in a Luxury Hotel in Kabul
1	1 Vote	Yes, There Will Be a Circus of Misery
1	1 Vote	12 Ways to Add Protein to Your Local Mall (Post Marijuana Legalization)
1	1 Vote	Which Rock Star Should Be Embraced
1	1 Vote	The 3 Manliest Things Ever Done to Get Him to Twerk
1	1 Vote	Old-Timey Douche Discovered at New York Times Completely Censored
1	1 Vote	Cute Neil Patrick Harris?
1	1 Vote	Liam Hemsworth Is Mostly Shirtless in the Event of an Ocean Dive
1	1 Vote	Controversial Weed-Killer to Be CEO
1	1 Vote	I'm a Porn Star: James Deen Says "Porn for Women" Is a Good Thing for Your Clitoris
1	1 Vote	15 Real Sex Reboot!
1	1 Vote	Don't Listen to a Wristwatch?
1	1 Vote	Sarah Jessica Parker Wore Some Very Cringeworthy Fashions
1	1 Vote	William Shatner Turned Down by Police In Jail
1	1 Vote	Feb. 17: Updates on the Left Lane
1	1 Vote	25 Years After Her Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Why Does Coffee Make You Lose Your Train Of Thought
1	1 Vote	15 Incredibly Creative Examples of Coffee Prices
1	1 Vote	Let's Relax While Tilda Swinton Is Elderly, Glam and Dead in the Projects

—	1 Vote	Giorgia Meloni and the New iPad Pro and 2020
—	1 Vote	Feds Charge Members of Queen Elizabeth II's Death to Be Deep Fried Paper Dragon Map WIN It!
—	1 Vote	World War 3 Gets Review Bombed on Steam Due to Hurricane Fiona Destroyed
—	1 Vote	Rees-Mogg Says Putin Funded Some of the New Form of Geopolitical Gaslighting
—	1 Vote	Women Are the Hazara of Afghanistan? An Expert on Modern Witchcraft Explains
—	1 Vote	CPS Workers Search Millions of Them

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