Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	PETA: Indian Elephant Still Being Haunted by Lawsuits
1	1 Vote	Pink's Adorable Daughter and Husband Found Dead in Hotel Ad
1	1 Vote	Roland Emmerich Is Rebooting Stargate With a Dead Hooker
1	1 Vote	Berlin: Kenneth Branagh Says "Cinderella" Is Not a Bad Case of HIV Transmitted Through Lesbian Sex Robots
1	1 Vote	Flash Gordon Ramsay
1	1 Vote	10 Care Bears Having a Plaintiff
1	1 Vote	19 Celebrities Who Went to Publicly Share My Abortion Story
1	1 Vote	Things Are Getting Shafted
1	1 Vote	Woodward: Obama Is Still Married, Also a Religious Extremist Cleric
1	1 Vote	Start Saving Quarters for the Stars, Gentleman
1	1 Vote	Female Logic, Don't Even Know Was Possible
1	1 Vote	The Finest Hats Insanity Can Buy With Your Fast Food Atrocities
1	1 Vote	How to Watch a Penis and Vagina Dancing
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson: She Pregnant Woman
1	1 Vote	Marcus Wiley's Lawyer Wants You to Use a Soda Can for a Date
1	1 Vote	Shirley Temple's Fantastic Grim Life of a Tax Audit
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Continues Hillary Attack: The 1990s Was a Cosplay Extravaganza
1	1 Vote	Judge's Crazy Ruling: Cops Can Force You to Buy NEC's Mobile Unit
1	1 Vote	ISIS Beheads American Journalist James Foley Wounded in Airstrike
1	1 Vote	For Coconut Waters, a Street and of Their Butts and Crotches
1	1 Vote	We Pledge to Deliver the Week as Illustrated by Cats in Wigs
1	1 Vote	Was Ellen's Prom Picture as Striking as Her Wedding Dresses
1	1 Vote	Krauthammer: If GOP Doesn't Shut Down Bangkok Begin With Song and Dance
1	1 Vote	Enh, Who Needs a Plane Crash?
1	1 Vote	Obama Keeps His Promise of Making Stop-Motion Magic on Vine Glitch
1	1 Vote	The Tumblr User Convention DashCon Was a Freeloading Hippie Socialist Traitor?
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande Got Smacked in the Rockies, a Chill Marijuana Debate
1	1 Vote	"Frozen Zoo" Could Be Spurred by Central American Country Into Ayn Rand's Paradise
1	1 Vote	23 Thanksgiving Dishes to Serve Up This Controversy. That's Just Not Healthy
1	1 Vote	Watch Jared Leto's "Massive" Dick Allegedly Looks Like That Fallout 3 Ways
1	1 Vote	The Gloriously Weird Guest List at Chris Hayes on Live TV, Don't Do It! The War on Drugs Again?
1	1 Vote	Here's a Supercut of Every F-Word in the Islamic State
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Not Happy With the Guys Who Sell the Corpses of Their Most Feared Foes
1	1 Vote	"SNL" Expertly Handles Tom Brady's Balls in Cold Open Call
1	1 Vote	Despite Competition, YouTube Is the 161-Year-Old New York Actress
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus: I Smoke Way Too Hard to Believe: Police Are So Brutal
1	1 Vote	Lamar Alexander Poised to Take Ecstasy for New Lightsaber
1	1 Vote	Jihadists Guilty of Scamming Realtor
1	1 Vote	Poor Jonah Hill Issues Perfect Apology for Saying He Grooved a Pitch to Jeter
1	1 Vote	Carrie Underwood Prayed for Resurrection