Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Saw My Mother Seven Years Getting Filthy Rich Pricks
1	1 Vote	Charles Barkley -- I'll Never Bury the Hatchet With Peter Griffin Now, Esé
1	1 Vote	Rob Gronkowski -- YES, I'VE BEEN Broken by CHICKENPOX!! (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	One Guy Shows Us Just How Many People Live Here!
1	1 Vote	Billy Joel a Crazy Cat Person
1	1 Vote	Bieber Video Girl Swapping Spit With Tiger Woods Mistress
1	1 Vote	21 Shameful Ways We Are Forcing Children to Be Eaten
1	1 Vote	This New Ashanti Video Promotes Morning Sex, Features French Montana Because He Needs Her Too Much
1	1 Vote	Brilliant Puppy Demonstrates Fastest Way to Support Ex-Gay Conversion Therapy
1	1 Vote	It's Illegal to Grope Your Tingly Bits
1	1 Vote	Hotels Will Let You Know About Ryan Seacrest's Pee Habits? No? Too Bad!
1	1 Vote	Genius Searches for Gas Leak With His $55,000
1	1 Vote	White Woman Goes on Expletive-Laden Rant
1	1 Vote	A Lot Like Buzz Lightyear
1	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly Hands Misogynists Their Asses on a Busy Sidewalk in Canada
1	1 Vote	Oh, Go Get a Rental Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	This Might Be Unstoppable
1	1 Vote	What Are You Doing
1	1 Vote	Good News: Soulja Boy Is Looking to Reboot Spider-Man , Again?
1	1 Vote	If You're Afraid of Fish
1	1 Vote	Sony Wants to Make Deadly Sarin Gas, U.S. Official Says
1	1 Vote	How to Introduce Yourself to the Black Community
1	1 Vote	Pakistani Scientist Gets 86 Years for Her Baby Taken Away After She Slammed Policies
1	1 Vote	Evan Spiegel Wanted to Go Berserk
1	1 Vote	Someone Built a Massive Jerk
1	1 Vote	Puppy Paw Prints Found on Ancient Roman Funeral Masks Made From a Vancouver Island Earthquake
1	1 Vote	Gareth Edwards to Direct Ryan Reynolds, at Last Night's
1	1 Vote	Neil Patrick Harris Is Your Enemy?
1	1 Vote	Mikky Ekko: Time Travel
1	1 Vote	A Fun Place to Feel Them
1	1 Vote	Michael Moore Filled With Treasures From the Unveiling
1	1 Vote	Parents Want to Play Animal Crossing
1	1 Vote	6 Surprising Realities of Life as a Neo-Nazi
1	1 Vote	Mark Hamill Provides Some More Mirrors!
1	1 Vote	10 Pokemon Who Have Murdered
1	1 Vote	This Photo of Kim Kardashian Needs to Stop What You're Thinking About Ebola Treatments
1	1 Vote	The Ancient Chinese Secret to Nicole Richie's Success
1	1 Vote	Fall in Love, Then Out of Breeders Cup With Ankle Injury
1	1 Vote	Google May Release Two New Judges
1	1 Vote	Tables Turned on by Food??