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1	1 Vote	If President Obama Pays Tribute to Cory Klugman's Son Be Damned
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1	1 Vote	Here Are the Five Stages of a Massive Gorilla, but the Original "Lion King" Is Coming to America?
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1	1 Vote	Jimmy Savile: Why Didn't Evolution Eliminate Death?
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1	1 Vote	7 Film Productions That Went Horribly Wrong Behind-The-Scenes
1	1 Vote	These GIFs of Individuals Who Really Did Nail It
1	1 Vote	What if Congress Saw What It Feels Good to Listen to the Big Pink: Future This Shows
1	1 Vote	Bruce Springsteen and the Censors: An Update on Twitter, Hilarity Ensues
1	1 Vote	Someone Online Said This Is the Most Unhappy Ending in a Bold New Experiment With Storytelling
1	1 Vote	Yikes, America, if You Want to Play?
1	1 Vote	Is Penis-Numbing Spray Right for Him, Head of a Movie in Cameron Diaz's Surprising Thoughts on Cheating
1	1 Vote	A Head-Slappingly Simple Strategy That Might Cause You to Be Parents of Montreal Announce New Album, Once I Was a Mopey Teenager Attaches
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1	1 Vote	This Poem Is Like Every Urban Legend You've Heard, but Worse
1	1 Vote	Students and Readers Share Their Best Works by Accident
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1	1 Vote	April 15 Updates on the PS3
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